The winners have already been found, but what if YOU had been the only one?
We’ve played the “If I had a million dollars..” game before. In honor of the season, let’s make this one mostly — or at least half — what you’d do for your neighborhood/ town/ state/society with the dough.
One thing I’ve set my heart on: a reeducation camp for single women who voted for Obama. Day One: a bitchslapping with a copy of Adam Smith.
And I would open up a movie theater, modeled on Grauman’s Chinese, that showed only classic films. And Robert Osborne would be on the Board of Directors, and he would have dinner with me once a month to set the screening schedule.
And I would give some of the money to the organizations that helped me in the months after my accident.
And I would organize a spa week (or two) for my nearest & dearest.
And I would order a red Mini Cooper, and order Bradley Cooper to deliver it.