Be warned this is definitely NSFW but it is pretty funny. Merry Christmas!
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Thank God for Atheism!
1:47-1:50 in the video.
Athiests are the right to workers in a union state.
The late comic Robert Schimmel once had a short routine about how he sent his daughter to a Catholic girls’ school in his hometown of Phoenix. “And that’s a helluva big step to take, because we’re Jewish. But the way I figured it, anything that helps me protect my daughter’s virginity at least through high school can’t be all bad.”
Full disclosure: I know which girls’ school he was talking about, since I went to the corresponding boys’ school down the street.
It wasn’t Hymen Roth’s School for Girls?
Worst film character name ever.
I used to work with a guy whose last name was Areola! Really. He caught a lot of flack too!
My brother interviewed Robert Schimmel. What a loss.
http://thegoodamericancollective.blogspot.com/2012/07/robert-schimmel.html
FIRST!!!
Breakfast…kill for a Old Fasioned!
http://erikajanik.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/3269021319_8ef1c4f234_b.jpg
Aside from Eric and Tink,good morning,peeps!
Good morning, Mr. M! Shows how we think, I thought your link was to a donut not an alcoholic beverage.
Tink,for the record,I didn’t appreciate your snide comment about my posts yesterday.I’m about ready to join Rufus…did anyone read ANYTHING I post?
Welcome to the club.
You guys want some cheese with that whine?
I can’t speak for anybody else, but I read virtually all the stuff you guys post on the OT’s; it’s just that I rarely have anything to say about them. I suspect if this site allowed us to vote a “Thumbs Up” on comments, that would be more apparent to everyone.
Well, if you would’ve had a HoF-C post about Kraftwerk or TD…
Like JimmyC, I read everything, but often find that someone has beaten me to any point I would have made on the topical posts that interest me. Plus, it’s hard to write a 500-word comment with deadlines all around me!
I am grateful for you high muckety-mucks who run this asylum, and also for everyone who has been sentenced here…with a noted exception.
I’m sorry if you were offended, Scott. As I mentioned yesterday, I was mainly poking at the people who weren’t posting. I obviously clicked on your link today. And, was it really THAT snide?
I read em all Scott!
So exclusionary. Here, have a Tonk-shot jug to soothe your savage prickitude.
Savage Prickitude?? I am totally stealing that.
Miss Venezuela gets 0 points for answer to Miss Universe question, and that may have been generous
Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2012/12/20/s-venezuela-gets-0-points-for-answer-to-miss-universe-question-and-that-may/?intcmp=features#ixzz2FgpAOPvn
Does anyone really care how her or any other beauty contestant answers those inane questions? It’s called a BEAUTY pageant for a reason, and smarts isn’t it.
On the other hand maybe this part of Miss Venezuala’s answer can be a Threedonia motto:
“… the best wave that I can take is the wave that I wait for it.”
That’s right … just … wait for it …
I think if you look hard enough there is actually a point she was trying to make…not sure what it is exactly. But I think it was something like; “There are enough laws already so just go with the flow.”
It hopefully would have been a better comment if she had said it in spanish…but given the history of beauty contestants, probably not.
I think her answer was perfecto.
“Thank you Vegas”? I’m appalled at her lack of sensitivity to all we here in the capital of “something” in the desert, that she could not have picked on Pahrump, NV or some other place, besides where I hang my hat! Or, how about thanking Searchlight, NV, for it’s gift of Harry Reid!
Well…it’s 12/21/2012! I’m assuming that since we’re still here, the Mayans were horribly wrong, or that the Democrats were pinning their hopes on the wrong apocalyptic event!
Hang in there Lefties…there will be an event, the sky will fall, and your bike helmet won’t save you!
Will mom jeans?
Only those with the dreaded “muffin tops!”
If you have a muffin top while wearing mom jeans, your next garment purchase should be a muumuu…just sayin’!
D’ya mean like this?
http://tinyurl.com/dxktnjr
But(t) those aren’t mom jeans. They’re the idiotic hip-huggers that wimmin think are tres chic, when in fact they tend to emphasize just how little back baby’s got. And they contribute to the muffin top epidemic.
Couldn’t find any good pics of fat women in “Moo-me” jeans, but I’ve got your meaning. Being a bit old school, I always liked good fitting mommie jeans on a woman, because they actually emphasize the good shape of the arse in question. Hip huggers remind me too much of the ones the filthy hippies wore with bell-bottoms, which as a combo, I totally loath for the look!
I give you this, and believe those are what Tink was wearing in 1971:
http://tinyurl.com/c2g8gdw
Was not! My were purple corduroy. And it was the late 70s, Bucko. Have you forgot how much younger I am than you? What am I saying? Of course you forgot.
Well, first off, when I posted that, I had not seen you on here as yet, and thought I could slip it by without you seeing it. Obviously, for the first time in my life, I was wrong! I wasn’t sure of the difference in our ages, since women all seem decade deficient when discussing their age. As for mine…I’m not getting older. I’m getting better
Oh…and don’t call me “Bucko”! it brings back bad images from my childhood!
Hey -fritz- — look what she still has in the back of her closet!
Oh! Mommy!
I don’t want to seem ungrateful, but I prefer my doomsday to be a bit more…doomy.
I’m with you JS! I’m not hearing any, “Oh, woe is me’s!”
It needs more Sophie Vergara. She puts the lips in Apocalypse. Bonus points to JS for whining about the whimper, not a bang, apocalypse.
“I wanna cry, but I’m gonna laugh …”
Embed me…if you dare!
Can I steal this? It’s just about perfect.
In honor of today.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY
Very apropos Kit!
I do hate that song with almost as much hatred as I feel for this song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=He82NBjJqf8
How about this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BmEGm-mraE
Not bad at all!
Take a look around ya boy, it’s bound to scare ya boy
Man! Jerry Lewis was actually that young once!
Where’s the kaboom? There was supposed to be an Earth-shattering kaboom!
Here ya go Jimmy!
http://tinyurl.com/d8mxnr6
Well, since a crowd is gathering—and my contract was renewed again here at BSA…
Let’s eat!
Glad you’re back with the BS of A for a repeat performance!
Congrats! Where’s the bubbly?
Pardon my oversight!
And she is so bubblelicious!
How did you get a preview of my New Years outfit? Have you been skulking about in my closet again?
I hacked into your webcam.
That could be a problem. I surf naked! That’s why I taped over the cam on my laptop!
-fritz-, why would I hack into your laptop?
Not worried about you, but remember there’s Tink and Texacalirose to be concerned with!
Here’s your apocalypse — shudder.
Holy cow! That would put a bundle in Kim Jong Il’s jammies!
Mayans, schmayans…fear the Vogons!
It’s ok, I know where my towel is and I’m putting a “somebody else’s problem field” around the political world and my mom’s boyfriend. My SEPF will be fueled by a really good martini….I need to get to the liquor store.
She’s got a towel! Run away!
ooooooooooo…and I thought you were a hoopy frood. The preferred drink is of course the Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster – but a jynnan tonnyx will do in a pinch.
Especially their poetry. [Shudders]
Matt Helm to the defense, you’re needed on the ramparts
Not everyone has taste, so those who don’t, do not understand it. His father probably beat him with a Dean Martin record once.
Hope you read the comments, you had some allies there.
Dean Martin’ roasts WERE “Craptacular”?!?!?!?!?!
WT F—?!?!?!
Speaking previously of the right to work vs. the unions, Crowder has released the raw footage from the doings in Michigan. Watch it
Maybe it’s just seasonal affective disorder — or maybe I’ve been thinking too long about the current state of affairs — but every day it gets harder and harder to find excuses to get out of bed in the morning.
I think that may be winter malaise or mayonnaise or something. I tend to get that way when it’s cold myself. A brisk swim in a 40 degree pool will wake that out of a person!
The shortest day of the year does have that affect all around. But for 26 years, the shortest day of the year marks the eve of Mrs. Loyal Goatherd’s and my nuptials. 26 years is only half the deck, so I intend to see the rest of the cards and even the jokers before I stop. “Each according to his gift.”
Hope for the afflicted: Heavy Metal addiction http://www.nme.com/news/various-artists/67854
I’m not sure if I can stop shaking my head in disbelief enough to decide whether it might be worth the move to Sweden.
metal health will drive you mad
Run for cover, brutha. Run for cover.