“Scholerly” star? What’s so funny about that? It’s not as if he wrote “scholerly stares.”
She failed the “testes”…
My testes have never been tested.
Et tu, goozer?
You didn’t notice my and the parallel between “star/stares” and test/testes”? C’mon, Floydness, you should know my little brain would pick up on the sexual component. Have faith.
That’s true, Floyd — considering her claims about all the time she spent in ‘libraries’ in her yoot, perhaps we should give her the benefit of the doubt…
I studied my speling words their …
Just like I did, in the liberry.
Are lives are similar!! Whose to say diffrant?
Out of site!
And out of mined!
Another shining moment in Modern American government monopolized public education?
There’s no American monopoly on kids saying strange things. My 6th grade students here in Taipei were asking me in November all about our national “erection” rather than an election. (just imagine the Chinese accent)
I’m happy that teachers did not grade my testes when I was in school! Wow!
Coffee and the usual! gotta run! IBB!
There is a new Obama commemorative coin being advertised for 2013…”4 More Years” It states that he “saved” the auto industry, “saved” the economy, and that “he” caught Bin Laden! It’s not on You Tube yet, so I can’t find it, but I’ve seen it twice, late night, in the last two weeks! When I first saw it, I thought it was some sort of joke, but they are serious!
At least they didn’t claim that he could leap tall buildings in a single bound!!!
The coin should be more precisely called, “The American Stupidity Commemorative Dollar!”
BUT, WAIT, THERE’S MORE….. If you call in the next ten minutes, and charge the order on your China-is-our-Mastercard, you’ll save 44%, instantly. Yes, the Barak Obama commemorative coin set for just $5.60. What’s to lose? Forward! to the phone, now!!! Obama Coin, Obama Coin, Obama Coin, Romney, He suck! Obama Coin
(In very small print at the bottom of the screen for 3 seconds, the disclaimer: Charging on theChina-is-our-Mastercard does not actually reduce the price as your great grand-children will sent the bill for the balance of $4.40 plus usual and customary interest and finance charges at a future date to be chosen by our new masters. The limit of five sets per household is hereby appended to include places of business, public libraries, welfare offices, jail and prison cells, school lockers, including shop and gym lockers, dog houses, bird houses, phone booths, soup kitchens, alleys, automobiles, trash cans, large cardboard boxes, public toilets, graves and urns, in Chicago, we’ll also ship to endzones and great lakes. We’ll also consider, if you have a special circumstance, shipping to another location on a case by case basis. The strict limit of five sets remains in full force, so as to assure to rising value of this rare and valuable commodity. Romney, He suck!)
So you’re saying it’s OK to have five sets sent to my house and five to my shopping cart?
And your, hairdressers, baby father’s house, abortion clinic and cruise ship cabin (you can snap that right?)
I watched one of his ridiculous rants on YouTube. One commenter from Great Britain (who got the top-rated comment for the video) said, “Thank you America for taking Piers Morgan off our hands. We’re never taking him back!”
I heard Mark Steyn yesterday, he really ripped that “hoyty-toyty foreigner”. Trouble is, England doesn’t want him back.
But this time we’re sure it’s from the Oort-cloud and not from the Kuiper-belt, it’s gonna be great, really! Obama Comet, Obama Comet, Obama Comet, Obama Comet, Romney, he suck, Obama comet, Obama comet….
Joke I got via email today:
A Navy destroyer stops four Mexicans in a row boat rowing toward California.
The Captain gets on the loud-hailer and shouts, “Ahoy, small craft. Where are you headed?”
One of the Mexicans puts down his oar, stands up, and shouts, “We are invading the United States of America!”
The entire crew of the destroyer double over in laughter. When the Captain is finally able to catch his breath, he gets back on the loud-hailer and asks, “Just the four of you?”
The same Mexican stands up again and shouts, “No, we’re the last four. The rest are already there!”