Morris Day and lackey do their best Abbott & Costello…
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First lady here,good morning all.
First one here of the male persuasion, seconding INFJ’s good morning to everyone.
Greetings, you two…and everyone else living in the Grand Duchy of Threedonia! You serfs need to get off your dead “A”s and get to work! But first…to the coffee!
What’s the password?
Oh, goody! California is stepping right in line with the other crazies for gun “control.” Ya know, when I was trained to stay safe on the street during the course of my po po shift, somebody told me to always assume the other guy has a gun. So, I did. And I do. What’s the big deal in that? I am a member of the “law enforcement officer who wants everyone (except the felon dirtbags and nutjobs) to be armed.” I would feel safer. And once again, leave it to Texas to save our bacon.
I like to go out to Stateline(Primm), NV with my Beretta that has a 13 shot magazine, and straddle the state line. In NV, I can open carry, and the magazine size means nada. In CA, I’m a felon the second I put part of myself over the line with it! Over the line…perp. Not over the line…law abiding citizen! What to do? A criminal one second, a good citizen the next!!!
To whom is Oprah going to confess her complicity in electing the anti-Christ to our White House? Who’s left? Is Sally Jessy Raphael still around? The “other O” is trying to regain her relevance by embracing Armstrong’s irrelevance. Who cares? Live strong.
I don’t mean to diminish your renegade spirit, but I think it’s only a midemesnor even here in California.
How does “midemeanorator”-at-large sound? Cut the warrant, Judge, quick! I know where he blogs!
Nope…I checked. Since the gun isn’t registered to a CA citizen, and the clip is over 10 rounds, plus not permitted to be carried loaded in a car…it be’s agin the law there. If I got stopped and the gun was dismantled in the trunk, it’s illegal for me to have it there. This info from a NV police certified firearms instructor.
I don’t really do the stateline dance, but it was a fer instance type thing!
I didn’t say it wasn’t agin the law in California. The >10 round capacity magazine and concealment are ‘wobblers’ in California and have nothing to do with State registration; you would be considered an “importer.”
12020 California Penal Code (twelve-o-tewnty)
And before you go there, I said the potential activities are “wobblers”; I didn’t say you are a wobbler.
I hate when I use too much make-up!!
Glad to know I’m not a wobbler! You haven’t seen me walk lately, have you?
*I wasn’t worried about your legs, IYKWIM*
Too much blush again …
Cheeky lass, aren’t you?
And before I go any further in my day, I’m reminded to keep Tink’s family in our prayers.
Thought of her this morning and prayed.
Amen. And aren’t you the early bird these days!
Praying here as well!
The prayers are working. Hopefully Tink will be around soon this week to elaborate. I’d hate to Elmer Fudd my way through anything on which I’m admittedly not an expert. Just bustin’ chops back, Outlaw.
It’s good to get feedback when prayers are getting answered. Thanks Eric.
I saw this man on Fox last night. He said the Second Amendment is like the Bible: you either believe it or you don’t. You don’t get to just pick and choose which part you like, which part fits your lifestyle.
Another boyfriend for me.
You see what happens? First we start legalizing gay marriage, now Tex is already pushing for polygamy. Slippery slope, people!
Hay! I didn’t say I want to marry ‘em (unless they have a big … pension).
“Morris Day and lackey?”
C’mon, Floyd, Jerome deserves better than that.
Yeah, but if you gotta be somebody’s lackey, you could do worse.
Yissssssssssssss!!!!
+ Bring me my hat.
Say, Eric…did you see my comment on Yesterday’s OT regarding you mocking me, the grand old man of 3D, in regard to the “meow” meme? Just curious.
See above reply to JimmyC, and fock me.
Not into that! Are you callin’ me a monkey mocker?
Simian saboteur.
Banana biter.
Dubai: a stunning example of what Middle Easterners can achieve if they just quit blaming their problems on “the infadel” and join the 21st century. http://listphobia.com/2010/05/21/10-top-tourist-attractions-in-dubai/
Abbot and Costello routines are always funny.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zdB08RnF0U
Animal Mother schools Private Joker on the second amendment on Twitter. And it is glorious. The only thing that would have made it better is if R. Lee Ermey had joined in and made the Full Metal Jacket reunion complete.
I haven’t even clicked on the link yet and “I’m as giddy as a school girl”.
Giddiness rewarded. Love watching ig’nance schooled — thanks, JC!
JC, I wish I could laugh along a bit more, but I just don’t understand Twitter, all the #’s, RT’s, and @’s. I can’t follow the conversation beyond the plain old-fashioned English. I’m going to buy a book or find someone to meow me.
You get used to it after a while. The trick is to ignore all the code and just focus on the text- that way you can follow the conversation pretty easily.
Oh, good advice & that’s what I meow … I just try to hang in there!
Is anyone curious as to what John Hinkley thinks about the recent news regarding Jodie Foster’s sexual orientation?
if it’s the “good gay” he’s probably down with it.
He’ll probably just repeat the same thing he’s been saying to himself for the last three decades: “she’ll come around, sooner or later.”
In the wake of alarming attacks and outrageous abuse of so-called constitutional rights “[Bush] weighs 19 executive actions on [media restrictions] ahead of [Presidential] announcement”
Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2013/01/15/obama-weighs-1-executive-actions-on-gun-control/#ixzz2I56ulKOo
Something tells me that that kind of story would have everyone – on the Left and the Right – appropriately screaming in outrage.
Someone phoned in a bomb threat to a local school, it had to be evacuated…..
There are too many phones! We need sensible phone control! Background checks, waiting periods, why do you need a smart phone? The founders could not have forseen this, we need to evolve away from that archaic 1st Amendment. That phone has an extended life battery, 15 minutes before a re-charge should be enough, anything more is an asault phone. I don’t care if people use phones everyday to save life, if it can be used by the mentally ill for bad, then we don’t need them. President Obama should have Joe Biden look at this next.
And before some troll points out “that guns are only designed to kill”, may I point out they can be perverted to deter others. So there are in fact other uses. “So, cellphones can’t kill, like guns can”, says the troll. How do they set off those IED’s anyway? Yes, that’s right terrorists use two cell phones to set off bombs. We need to stop this madness!
I was never trained to use my firearm to kill, only to stop the threat.
A silver bullet for Scientology
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/01/15/inside-scientology-s-secret-world-going-clear-by-lawrence-wright.html
SoCal seems to be the cockpit of quasireligious flummery.Give the devil his due,Hubbard was a smart shyster.
If I’m not mistaken, is not old L. Ron Hubbard this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tH2w6Oxx0kQ
Am I the only one always seeing this in the Amazon search sidebar? Floyd, didn’t the search function used to adapt to content on the page? Also, I’ll suck it up and buy one of the Obama items if it’ll make the wannabe tyrant disappear from the sidebar.
Nope. I see it too!
Yes, I’ve seen it for quite some time now.
So long as we curse his name Obama ads will appear. It’s insidious like that.
Can’t you issue an executive order or 19 to censor our use of the “O” word? What kind of leader are you? Texacalijulia needs to know.
http://ashbrook.org/news/lincoln-a-movie-to-see/
Been reading Doris Goodwin’s “A Team of Rivals”…very good and sometimes exhausting.Sort of like Robert Caro on LBJ.Another good work I have in my bookcase is “Lincoln in American Memory” by Merrill Peterson.Tells how the image of Lincoln has evolved over the last(almost)150 years.
We need a “Lincoln Thread” sometime,Floyd.
From whom did ole Doris copy this time?