As I finished hiiting the post comment button, I thought, “Ya know, -fritz-…did you spell pastries right or inadvertantly leave out the “r”!” Bigger than poop, I left out the “r”, totally without intending to! Seriously, I did not intend to do that!
Maybe some of that once I get food in mah belly. Hopefully to celebrate the Niners advancing to the Super Bowl. Planned on cheering for the Falcons, till I read this.
“Simply connect the appropriate sized steel rods……” Well, no wunder it’s a wunder boner, with steel reinforcement. It would be a wunder to unwunder that boner. Come to think of it, we all know that steel doesn’t melt, Rosie O’Donnell taught us that. But I’ll bet Rosie would melt the steel in anyone’s wunder boner!
The Illusionist…One of my favorite movies. Sadly they never, never show it on TV! It’s like the film’s locked away somewhere and they refuse to show it.
Watching the game…. I love the USAA insurance ads where the family members say when they earned the right to get USAA privilege and then hold up photos or have a shot with the family member… They had one where the lady said “Battle of Bataan 1942″ and all I could think was that guy is a badass for surviving that AND living this long — kudos father of Kathy Levitt and thank you for your service.
And sorry Tink… 49ers not looking so good right now.
I saw little young Turbo again during the game, and yes, I was about to switch to the Proactiv infomercial till they got on the board .. yee (and me) of little faith …
Bizarre seeing Eddie D back in the post-game locker room. Never knew his sister was Talia Shire’s body-double, either. Apparently that “looking alike” thing’s Sicilian after all.
I wouldn’t think of kicking a Cowboy when he’s down. So, when do you think that “Jessica’s curse” is going to be lifted? I was just wondering. (Mean, aint I?)
I just feel sorry for the SFPD coppers: lots of riots celebrations in the streets tonight. I’m glad I’m going to be flanneled, fuzzied, and cold creamed tonight instead of on the front line.
I know it’s fashionable — and understandable — in hating NE, but I have a hard time rooting against Wes Welker — little white guy from Texas Tech (one of my alma maters).
I’m so glad I caught up to live TV before looking here, you know, some folks work Sunday and we start off a few hours behind y’all. Spoile alet, -fitz- dopped a eally impotant “R” ealie today, messed up his EDemption.
Foist!
Where y’all at?
Still staring at them there assault weapons?
Um,what did you say?
When someone sticks a pair of loaded 36C(aliber)s in your face, it has a way of focusing attention.
You two see the dumbing down effect of these weapons. I suggest you join me in my proposal to ban the use of all weapons over 32AAA Caliber.
They.will.never.learn, INFJ. I’ve been
naggingtrying to tell them since forever. Boobs and boobs seem to be inseparable.Oh, here you are TCR. I’ve been holding the fort for you.
Thx! You’ve done well! It is a ponderous task to distract the fellers from a ponderous chest.
You misspelled Pinder’s.
You and -fritz- sure are fat-thumbing it today!
Oh, so you like girls with glasses. That’s very nice.
Yes. Yes I do.
Yeah, she looks vaguely familiar.
Woody’s Place? Really? Oh, brother.
Eric, that photo is sooo big, it’s rolled right off my monitor screen!
PINDER!
Oh. I see Outlaw likes girls in glasses, too. That’s very nice.
Eric — you magnificent b@$+@rd!
There’s something about her…eyes.
If big boobs are outlawed, then only Outlaw will have big boobs.
Uh oh. What.you.said.
Yeah! Wait…WHAT?
“Nothing so focuses the mind as the prospect of hanging boobs”.
Good morning to all the leggy lasses of Threedonia. I, your humble servant, have fresh coffee and an assortment of French, repeat, French pasties!
Am I off the hook yet?
Tink? (French pasties? With or without tassles?)
As I finished hiiting the post comment button, I thought, “Ya know, -fritz-…did you spell pastries right or inadvertantly leave out the “r”!” Bigger than poop, I left out the “r”, totally without intending to! Seriously, I did not intend to do that!
Blame it on the “big guns” in the previous post!
The Germans in WW1 had “The Big Bertha”!
We had Bertha Butt in the 70′s!
Not to mention Pam Grier
http://missrosen.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/pam-grier-feet-2356071.jpg
The cops are well groomed with muscled physiques, in Butt Town. Whoops, sorry, wrong locale.
Sans tassles, since it is Sunday and all. Those are more for Fridays and Saturdays methinks.
I was asking whether -fritz- was back in good graces, but that was before he started talkin’ ’bout pasties.
Maybe if he had said British pasties, he’d be out of the dog house. But French?? Out!
(Don’t worry, -fritz-, tomorrow’s another day.)
Pasties? You just keep digging. Meow, that might be a problem with the ladies.
These stupid, stupid huge fingers of mine…always in the way of my typing skills, or lack of same!
No, no, no!! You can’t have it both ways. If fingers can be too big, then breasteses can be too big, also. Right?
Uhhh…nope!
ooh la la! But I’m not so sure that you can persuade our fair ladies to wear them, -fritz-! Unless, these pasties come pre-filled?
For lack of an “r” the battle for redemption was lost!
The clock has just been re-set. (And you were doing so well. Tsk. Tsk.)
But, but, but, It was a
mistake by a simpletonsimple mistake!TITle lost the Battle.
Back from the not-quite-dead yet bout with still-lingering flu. Ugh.
Sympathies.
Get well. Rest & drink plenty of liquids.
Maybe some of that once I get food in mah belly. Hopefully to celebrate the Niners advancing to the Super Bowl. Planned on cheering for the Falcons, till I read this.
Lousy disease, Eric, feel better soon.
EP, you have made my day, my week, maybe my year! Juxtaposed against the Washington DC follies, this info calms my storms.
Oh yeah … GO 9er’S!!!!
DITTO.
A gal after my own heart…or a gallon after my own heart…
You may call me “Nurse.”
Keep those IVs of Canadian Club coming
VO & water tall for me. Smooth & yum.
VO – Water
Yeah. I hope you get over it soon, Eric. I’ve still got a lot of problems from it, and I came down with the crapola back around Thanksgiving!
Get well soon, Uncle Eric.
http://www.ibtimes.com/civil-war-shipwreck-unearthed-surprising-new-3-d-sonar-footage-video-1026872
Off the coast of Galveston.
That is awesome. Just keep James Cameron away from it, please.
(I’m flipping back and forth between “Cold Mountain” and “In the Kitchen with Dave” and anything else to avoid the ig-naugaration.)
Obama insisted on having it on a Sunday morning because he believes he’s the only deity people should be worshipping.
Floyd’s OT film clip causes me to think of king maker Axelrod.
He and John Roberts are sleeping in,maybe.
Or together.
The ick-naugaration.
For your Sunday Funny, I give you the “Wunder Boner” -an actual commercial for an actual product.
FISHING product, you pervs!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQ79pCJBcJ8
And, yes, that is Mike Rowe doing the narration at 0:38.
I thought “Wunder Boner” was a little blue pill. Live and learn.
No comment! And I hope, for your sake that Marco doesn’t post any links from Google images!
David Marcoe’s nickname
“Simply connect the appropriate sized steel rods……” Well, no wunder it’s a wunder boner, with steel reinforcement. It would be a wunder to unwunder that boner. Come to think of it, we all know that steel doesn’t melt, Rosie O’Donnell taught us that. But I’ll bet Rosie would melt the steel in anyone’s wunder boner!
The Illusionist…One of my favorite movies. Sadly they never, never show it on TV! It’s like the film’s locked away somewhere and they refuse to show it.
There are these things called DVDs, you can purchase them and watch their contents at any time of your own choosing. Just saying, Colonel.
And in for the assist …
That’s great, but I’m cheap and prefer a free view!
Hence, the restraining order.
Yes, he’s a cheap peep.
I don’t do that anymore. It’s too long a drive to NorCal!
I saw a guy in a trench coat hitchhiking on the I-5 North a few ago. That wasn’t you?
No. I drive myself.
Pssst, via the Threedonia store even.
For the German in all of us
http://www.saveur.com/article/Recipes/Classic-Sauerbraten
Substitute arrowroot for the wheat flour and honey for the refined sugar and it’s a paleo girl’s dream. Wake me up when it’s done.
Wake me up when it’s done.
TWSS
The voice of experience???
Yes…only it’s me saying it!
Hysterical.
Sabres just tied it up vs. Flyers, power play goal. Four minutes to go, second period. (Hey, some of those fellers don’t have many teeth.)
Teef.
None of thoth either.
Watching the game…. I love the USAA insurance ads where the family members say when they earned the right to get USAA privilege and then hold up photos or have a shot with the family member… They had one where the lady said “Battle of Bataan 1942″ and all I could think was that guy is a badass for surviving that AND living this long — kudos father of Kathy Levitt and thank you for your service.
And sorry Tink… 49ers not looking so good right now.
I saw
littleyoung Turbo again during the game, and yes, I was about to switch to the Proactiv infomercial till they got on the board .. yee (and me) of little faith …That’s right… I forget you’re in NorCal and not SoCal
And that was $52 — cha-ching!
I thought the Threedonia liquor cabinet looked a little fuller this morning — thankee, littlest Turbo!
With your flu… you need some Maker’s Mark.
+8oz.
It’s been waiting for you up there since 0916 hrs, this morning.
(8oz.?? You’re a hard charger!)
OK, make it a triple shot o’ that stuff.
Temperance, my dear, is the better choice.
“you know when your mouth a-getting dry you’re plenty high”
I’m not a suds man, LG, so please take the last part o’ that equation.
9er’s = 14
Birds = 17
Yay!
YES! Just got home from church, wrapped myself in my 49er Snuggie, put my dad’s 49er hat on and Gore went in the endzone. NICE!!!!
Go 49er’s!
That is a pastie I could love! X2!
Crap turnovers.
C’mom, Crabtree!! Redeem thyself!!
WOOHHOOOOOOOO!!! T.D. 9er’s!!
No.flags. Yay. De.fense.
Navarro Bowman, just another of Linebacker U’s prized scholar-athletes. Thank you, Coach Paterno (RIP), and you’re welcome, Niners Nation.
Thank you!
WOOHOO!!!! Superbowl 47, here we come!!!!!
Bizarre seeing Eddie D back in the post-game locker room. Never knew his sister was Talia Shire’s body-double, either. Apparently that “looking alike” thing’s Sicilian after all.
You’ve seen one mustache, you’ve seen ‘em all.
I thought Eddie D was in prison.
Oh, so that’s what those things XLVII mean. I didn’t know you spoke Italian.
49ers win. That is all. No snark about the Cowboys shoulda, woulda, coulda.
I wouldn’t think of kicking a Cowboy when he’s down. So, when do you think that “Jessica’s curse” is going to be lifted? I was just wondering. (Mean, aint I?)
Totally incorrigible!
I just feel sorry for the SFPD coppers: lots of
riotscelebrations in the streets tonight. I’m glad I’m going to be flanneled, fuzzied, and cold creamed tonight instead of on the front line.I’m at the window…I noticed!
I know. I recognized your trench coat.
-fritz-, you need to get Tink to show you how to set up hidden cameras…
I know it’s fashionable — and understandable — in hating NE, but I have a hard time rooting against Wes Welker — little white guy from Texas Tech (one of my alma maters).
I did not know you were a Red Raider?? And I’m glad Welker’s in there because Tommy can’t do everything!
Law school class of early 90s.
I’m so glad I caught up to live TV before looking here, you know, some folks work Sunday and we start off a few hours behind y’all. Spoile alet, -fitz- dopped a eally impotant “R” ealie today, messed up his EDemption.
The bout of the Harbaughs forthcoming.