It’s official… society, for the sake of the children, now needs to enact breast control:
A 50-year-old Everett woman is accused of smothering her boyfriend by lying on his face. Witnesses said the woman had her chest on the victim’s face, a Snohomish County Sheriff’s Office document said. Deputies said they were called to the Airport Inn trailer park at 12:45 a.m. Saturday for a report of a disturbance where medics were performing CPR on a 51-year-old man. Medics took the man to Swedish Hospital in Edmonds, where he was pronounced dead.
Police said that in addition to the victim, a man and three women were at the scene, all who were heavily intoxicated. One of the women, Donna Lange, lived in the mobile home with the victim, a police report said. Witnesses said during the evening at the couple’s mobile home, there were two incidents in which they heard the couple arguing, and in one incident, they saw Lange throwing down her boyfriend in the back of the mobile home and the victim was heard telling Lange to get off of him, police documents said. Deputies said witnesses told them Lange was later found on top of the victim, with her chest on his face.
I’m not exactly sure what to add except that I don’t think dying this way is as good as it might look on paper. And extra stereotype points for drunk denizens of a trailer park. And on a serious note, I hope Miss Lange gets a long stretch if she is, in fact, guilty.
ED: I reorganized the text of story into paragraphs — an art which apparently doesn’t exist in the world of people who write copy for television news websites.
1) I’m to go out on a limb and guess those are a pair of breasts no sober man would want to be under, must less smothered by.
2) The thought of actually being smothered via breasts is actually pretty horrifying.
3) This is just a couple of places down the list from Vagina dentata.
Alcohol.
You can’t help whom you fall in love with. (San Francisco city motto)
I don’t which is worse: this or this.
Which one is your girlfriend,Marcoe?
Wondering if she has a sister, huh?
Figured one of them was your sister!
When I played DnD in my younger days at the end of an adventure sometimes the DM would announce, “you discover a large chest, what would you like to do next?” The normal response was, “shove my face into it and go BBBBLLLLBBBBBLLLL!!!!”
+ Howard Wolowitz
Doc, you motorboatin’ SOB, why didn’t I ever think of that during my tabletop gaming days?
One of the guys I played with spent so much time hitting on female characters in-game that finally the DM killed him off and insisted that his next character had to be a woman. The guy agreed, and after introducing his new character, he immediately announced that she was a lesbian. Check, and mate.
“Your comment is awaiting moderation.”
Oh, I see how it is. Eric and I post the same movie reference at the same time, and my comment just mysteriously goes into moderation. Boy, those showbiz types just can’t stand to share the spotlight.
Yours appears first, so shut it before my still-fuzzy head deletes it.
You motorboatin’ sons of bitches, ya!
Feel sorry for that poor boob.
That’s a high capacity dress there,Salma!
“The right to bare big breasts shall not be infringed”.
Your thread-winning comment is disqualified for being useless without pics.
Drives Men Mad
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That’s better!
I could see Ben Franklin introducing that amendment. Dude was a serious horndog.
A founding father fer real!
A
foundingfondling father fer real!FIFY
“Dude was a serious horndog.” LOL.
I am pretty sure that is the first line in every biography written about him.
In fringe???
See, Scott — that’s how it’s done!
And I have to cook and clean and do laundry. Sheesh.
As do I. Though not in fringe.
Then why have the chaps if they don’t have fringe?
That sounds British and gay Tink.
I say, jolly good show, mate! ISWYDT.
Funny, it totally does.
The truth is out, literally, my real name is Nigel and I hail from Leeds, what?
Dangit…I thought I found all of your hidden cameras.
It just so happens that I live only a couple miles away from Everett, and it is staggering how much weird news comes out of that town. It’s a pure ghetto, freakshow magnet. (For you Texans, imagine if Austin was one big trailer park).
On the upside, they’ve got a kickass hockey team, and the best Philly cheesesteaks I’ve had on the west coast. Go figure.
Sounds like Arkansas.
I wonder what he did to piss her off.
Most likely he tried to assault her with a dead weapon!
+3, maybe 3.5
Shoulda gotten a Wunder Boner.
Assault with a dead weapon…Mr. and Mrs. Harry Reid?
My favorite painter…TITian
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See what I mean, leave something for the Sunday workers. This subject matter has been squeezed, cajoled, massaged, milked, and sucked dry. I know it’s a sensitive subject, but couldn’t y’all nurse this a little bit and leave something for the less fortunate? There’s nothing sadder than a couple empty cups when one arrives late to the party. Sharing , it’s the breast policy (-fritz- , I think I found you missing “R”). And yes, these are the hills I will die on!
I’m sorry that your spirits are sagging, but you’re not an udder failure. Let this thought uplift you: “Meow.”
Cross your heart?
Maidenform FTW! Is this vintage TCR?
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Yours was comment “44.” Hhhmmm …