Somewhere George Costanza is wailing about “worlds colliding”. JJ Abrams… master of two domains:
J.J. Abrams is set to direct “Episode VII.”
Sources have confirmed the “Star Trek Into Darkness” filmmaker will helm the next “Star Wars” movie, the highly anticipated installment in the landmark franchise scheduled to reach theaters in 2015.
“Star Wars: Episode VII” will be written by Michael Arndt, the Oscar-winning screenwriter of “Little Miss Sunshine” and “Toy Story 3.”
Simon Kinberg and Lawrence Kasdan have been tapped to write “Star Wars” projects as well, but it’s unclear whether their scripts will be for future episodes or for films outside the official trilogy.
Maybe the United Federation of Planets will come up against the rebels. My guess is that the Tribbles turn out to be Ewok spawn. Some Trekker and Leia Cinnabon fan club responses here. Suck it nerds.