Handicapped porking available in this UK nursing home apparently:
Hookers regularly go for “special visits” at Chaseley nursing home in Eastbourne, Sussex. They meet residents in a special room and a red sock is put on the door handle so staff know not to disturb them. Bosses say many physically and mentally disabled people have no other sexual outlet – and become so frustrated they often resort to GROPING staff. Care workers say the “sex surrogates” are “therapeutic” and experts claim they are a ”basic human right”. But East Sussex County Council has launched an urgent investigation into possible “exploitation and abuse” of vulnerable people.
Sue Wyatt, Chaseley’s manager, has confirmed prostitutes are welcomed at the home and said they are ordered by a “third party consultant”. Mrs Wyatt said: “People have needs, so sometimes we might need to set up a room in a certain way. We are there to help. “We use a private consultant who arranges everything. They are an independent person who works in the home. She puts people in touch with people. “We respect our residents as individuals so that’s why we help this to happen.”
The practice at the home was revealed by its former manager Helena Barrow. She said: “The fact is sex workers are allowed by law to sexually enable people but care workers are not. “So, if someone asked, we would often call in a professional, someone trained to do that. It’s known as the resident’s ‘special visit’. “If you have a resident who is groping staff, one way of resolving that problem is to get a sex worker in who is trained to deal with that situation.
The jokes just write themselves…
h/t: Loyal Goatherd
After a romantic dinner of meat loaf and peas, sexual enabling.
There’s an Oscar-nominated movie about that now.
Hey,I like meat loaf!
At that nursing home it’s listed on the cafeteria menu as “Chasley’s Special Don’t Let Your Meatloaf.”
Does Obamacare cover this?
Taxpayers are the ones who get screwed there Scott.
I think I’ll miss that particular episode of “Dirty Jobs”
+ Mike Rowe
Dirty Jobs has been CXL’d by the way.
Well, as long as it keeps the staff from getting groped . . . .
I’m surprised they haven’t just cut out the middle man and hired hookers for their permanent staff.
But that’s what they want! They want their staffs groped and more.
The selfish nurses refuse to do it. Del Webb, take note.
Tink don’t you mean the pivot man?
True that, Tink! Hookers are cheaper than medical staff these days too, so the home could cut some costs!
Specially trained? Is this a college course? A certificate program? Occupational training at a trade school? On the job training?
The difference between a job and a profession is that professionals serve a public good. Is the third party consultant the professional or the actual worker. And if it is a public good, why do special visits happen the special room in private? I’m so confused, all I know for sure is this will never happen here in the states, lawyers (no offense floyd) would find this a target rich enviroment.
Now on to the jokes: In the that’s what kids are calling it now days category (in the order of appearance): Special visits, nursing home, meet residents, put a red sock on the door handle, GROPING staff, care work, sex surrogation, therapy, claim a basic human right, launched an urgent investigation, welcome, order a third party consultant, have needs, in a certain way, there to help, use a private consultant, arrange everything, work in the home, put people in touch with people, help this, enable people, and resolving that problem.
We will begin surrogation