I think ancient Persian emperors had servants to check these things. Luckily for him he sniffed out this plot before it was too late. Brazilian… indeed.
A woman is being sued by her husband for allegedly trying to kill him by putting poison in her genitals and then asking him to perform oral sex.
The Brazilian wife is accused of planting a toxic substance on her genitals before luring her husband to bed. Reports in the South American country suggest he was ready and willing, and only escaped death because he noticed a strange smell. The curious husband then took his wife to hospital in Sao Jose do Rito Preto to find out the cause of the unusual odour. The alleged attempt on his life was exposed when tests on his wife discovered traces of a poisonous substance down below.
Put him on the hit-list …
+Deep Purple
Words Fail…… I’ve heard of yodeling in the canyon, but never in death valley! Excellent artwork here , floyd.
Thanks LG! High praise indeed!
The term “lickspittle” comes to mind also.
Family spat is a great tag too!
I remember back to those heady days of my youth, when I would lead many an expedition to find the so-called Lost Pearl of Mons Veneris. Using my cunning linguistic skills, I was always able to convince the natives that my intentions were noble and honorable. I relied on my keen nose for danger to steer me clear of any deadly danger lurking in the bushes, though with each adventure the landscape became more and more denuded. The valley was also deep and prone to violent seismic activity, so sure and steady hands were needed to hold onto the ground when the shaking started. However, with moistened brow and lips, I faced the perils and trusted that my skills would see the hunt through to a successful climax.
Are you a writer for Penthouse Forum?
I would lead many an expedition to find the so-called Lost Pearl of Mons Veneris.
But instead you ended up lost on the Isle of Lesbos?
Hey — were you at Sherlock’s on 75 & Park Monday night? Why didn’t you introduce yourself?
Not I!
Cue the Bell Biv DeVoe. That girl is poison!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9mCA1he1zM
That’s a kind of steak, in’t it?
I guess this tune would have been too “on the … uh, … nose”
Wait. I don’t think this song fits the category. The lyrics refer to drug use, you know, like crack … oh … never mind. Carry on.
The proof was in the pudding.
escaped death because he noticed a strange smell.
I’m not gonna touch that one with a ten foot pole!
Due to mature subject matter, I will post this here in the adults only section. black market Viagra
Hysterical.
He said Viagra!
And I got moderated for my efforts……….
No comment! ROTFL!
The police chief was quoted as saying she was going down for this.
If she had only kept her lips sealed, she wouldn’t be in this pickle.
Sounds like an episode of “The Borgias”.
A little Carmen Miranda?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBsf8DdRwpI
She wanted him dead lickety split.
Goozer,you is on a tear!
She tried to bushwhack him, but something seemed a little fishy.
Tuna in tomorrow for another episode of “As the Gooze Turns”!
meow
What a disgusting post this has been. But really, I didn’t know tacos were Brazilian fare.
Brasil is a fiery place,I hear.
And now,Dirk Diggler weighs in on this story….
nope,I can’t print it.Disgusting!
One needs to be cautious when offered a box lunch.
Crab salad?
Tuna Surprise.
Sorry Charlie!
http://www.davidmartinekcb.com/briefcase/136582_DirtyDicks2.jpg
http://www.sogoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/2012-11-20_18-23-09_761.jpg
Perverts.You started it,Floyd!
If she had been successful, how would the death certificate listed his cause of death?
Food poisoning.
Death by Misadventure.
Arsenic and O-Face
Thanks for showing up, T. I was feeling like that girl in HS who only hung out with the guys, IYKWIM.
Chicken-of-the-Sea pox.
Look guys! Another girl is in the Liberry!
Attack of the Killer Peach
I thought she was Brazilian.
It was Bush’s fault. An inside job.
FTW!
Lays off the gopher ball TCR just served up.
Naw! Go for it!
ok—you asked for it…
Suck up.
That felt mah-vuh-luss. (I can’t help it if I’m Floyd’s favorite)
*But be honest. “Bush’s fault.” You know that’s the winner. Kiss it!
Rug burn
Deadly spider bite.
“Man has a close shave with a deadly Brazilian Wax.”
This post just seems to cross so many lines and just keeps going. I mean no shame! Someone deserves a good tongue-lashing!
We need to be moderated. We need a gubmit program.
Hillary has some free time now!
You got called on the carpet?
The key is under the door mat, let yourself in!
Shag carpet