There’s been over a hundred Fives since the Five began back in the late 50s. You’ve thrown out all manner & matter of opinions, arguments, and ridiculous-yet-charming theories. But now it’s time for something completely different. Or at least, scarily similar.
Starting this weekend I’ll be (occasionally) posting other people’s 5s/10s/50s, so instead of thinking of your own, you can make fun of somebody else’s.
(Of course, feel free, in true 3D fashion, to replace their opinion with yours.)
This week: Rolling Stone’s The 50 Funniest People Now. Here’s their Top Ten. Are they right? close? or morons who wouldn’t know from funny if it smacked ‘em in the whoopie cushion?
10. Kristen Wiig 9. Bill Hader 8. Lena Dunham 7. Chris Rock 6. Amy Poehler 5. Matt Stone & Trey Parker 4. Jon Stewart 3. Tina Fey 2. Stephen Colbert 1. Louis C.K.
Except for Wiig (I loved Bridesmaids), and Hader (who seems harmless enough), and Stone & Parker (who take shots across the political spectrum), the rest are Dead to Me. Even if I used to love ‘em (Rock) or at least admire them (Fey) — now I am bored of them. Them and their open, loud, unabashed contempt for Conservative thought and Conservative folk.
What do you think?