from the show Archer. Sterling Archer is the show… but Krieger is high-larious also
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Oh would you looky here – FIRST!
Thin Mint for Tink!
Tink, it’s sooo old fashioned, not to mention demeaning to women, to be first. I would never stoop to such behavior myself and am a little disappointed to see that you’ve succumbed to the pressure from our overly competitive peers. I implore you to refrain from being first in the future. We should leave that juvenile, immature behavior to
methe 3D rabble. Agreed? It’s for your own good, dear.The three greatest sets of legs in all of the Grand Duchy of Threedonia…except maybe me and Floyd’s!
No offense intended toward Tracy or Mrs. Make Do. Just trying to leave them out of the fray because I can only take so much criticism in any one day!
No offense taken, though my legs are fabulous, because zoon would put you on “the list” and I wouldn’t want that to happen.
Thank you Tracy! Much appreciated.
The universe or I’m not speaking to you again (unless you prefer it that way. Then I won’t shut up. You know the rules).
You are really trying to confine me to a box…universal in size, yes, but confining nevertheless! I cannot say with any authority that these legs are the best in the universe, being as how I cannot travel to the other side of even the galaxy, much less the universe! Please try to be reasonable with me…I am only a man, and an old one at that!
-fritz-, -fritz-, -fritz-…you should know by now that the Rules are arbitrary and misandrist. The only way to win is not to play.
Wrong! There has been a rule change! Miss Andrist sent the memo yesterday.
You just said wimmin are like an albatross around man’s neck, didn’t you? That’s what I heard.
No, I said I wish that woman Jessica Alba would wrap herself around my neck.
I can recommend a Otolaryngologist for you, TastyCupcakes.
I thought you weren’t going to play?
And I’ve got something that you need for your neck …
Hey guys, TastyCupcakes wants to hug my neck!
Universal in size? Did you just say I have thunder thighs? That’s what I heard. U R in big trouble.
Strange that you hear what you want to hear! Oy! All I can do is try!
Careful -fritz-, she’s a Paleo amd could easily chew you up and spit you out.
Ms. Andrist is my Antie Social, married to my Uncle Party, they are an odd couple.
amd I might have to turn on a light if’n I don’t want stuipd lteter tpying……..
It should tell everyone something that a politician who sticks to principles that go against the Big Gov’t “we-know-better-than-the-little-people” grain stands out in Washington D.C…
“Texas ‘Cruz Missile’ — Senator standing by his principles, ready to take the heat”
Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2013/02/24/texas-appear-pleased-with-hard-charging-cruz-who-says-knock-come-with-turf/#ixzz2Luhrya3c
Double down, Ted. Give ‘em hell. Don’t break our hearts.
Speaking of Archer, last week’s episode had references to The Natural, It’s a Wonderful Life, Heaven Can Wait and The Rat Patrol in the span of about 5 minutes. It’s not for everyone, but I find it endlessly entertaining.
Yup, last week’s was a classic. Still catching up with past seasons, but the current one’s been a beauty, eh?
“CLOMP! CLOMP! CLOMP! CLOMP!
They are living downstairs from an AT-AT!
Where’re Betty, Veronica, and Jughead?
As to why folks are so attracted to those little Ikea Swedish meatballs … it isn’t just the price:
“Horse meat found in Ikea’s Swedish meatballs”
Mmmm mmm … nothing like a bit of that Tennessee Stud mixed in with the Texas Longhorn.
Tennessee Stud.. http://youtu.be/b_X_SWuwM7k
Somewhere Stephanie is having a meltdown.
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!
Steph is in Korea having a “hotdog”.
no one in particular just died a little inside
Kimchi-huahua.
I’m not opposed to human consumption of horse meat. It’s a controversial subject, but carnivores who are opposed have yet to convince me that there is not a moral equivalency between eating cows and eating horses.
A Facebook friend recently expressed his surprise on the revelations. He had always assumed that horse meat was poisonous.
I think the taboo goes back to the middle ages. Horse meat is non-kosher, of course, but Christians have eaten non-kosher meat for a long time. But in the Dark Ages, horse meat was relished by the heathens, so the church decided to forbid it. It became a cultural marker. After Europe was Christianized, the taboo eventually died off in many places (especially France), but it lingered, and continues to linger, in England. From where it passed to America.
Good info, Lars. It is a multi-layered issue, long on debate.
And the environistas should know that horse manure is the only poop that’s 100% biodegradable. On the trail, it dries up and blows away. Maybe we should replace beef with horse meat?
I wouldn’t knowingly buy horse meat, but if I found out my hamburger had a little in it, I wouldn’t throw up either. I’ve eaten moose, buffalo, raccoon and alligator in my time.
Do they really taste like chicken?
On when they’re chicken fried,
But speaking of raccoons, there was a discussion on the radio a day ago about human consumption of road kill. It’s illegal in some states but the laws are changing. It’s the economy stupid I reckon.
Legal in Tennessee…bon appetit!
Raccoon?? On purpose?
Do you think Lars made a mis-steak?
It was offered, I was surrounded by guys, I didn’t want to wimp out. Stringy and greasy. Not recommended.
Did someone say stringy and greasy? Get the Prell already.
Texi and her self portraits!
Huh? Does Lars need to switch to dolphin free tuna, too?
Why would Lars want to dine al dente de lesbos?
I’ve probably already mentioned the tee-shirt I saw at the fish market in Bergen, at the whale meat stand — “If we had dolphins, we’d eat them too!”
Ha!
On porpoise?
Tuna…sorry,Charley!
Rabbit, deer, alligator, quail, rattlesnake. Wouldn’t bother me to eat horse, especially if I didn’t know. Meat is meat. Horses like being useful, maybe they’d rather be eaten than buried.
We saw a picture from China where they were serving lizard on a stick. Head and all, thing looked like it could have just crawled away, except it was really well done and had a stick going through from it’s butt to it’s head. My boys were horrified, they think of lizards as pets. I thought of rabbits as pets until my uncle (who had told me up front that he doesn’t raise pets) served my pet up with barbeque sauce. It’s funny to tell that story to people under the age of 30. Their little eyes get really big and they get so sad.
The Horse With the Dragon Tattoo.
Horse Meat:Yay or Neigh?
I know who gets today’s cookie! Ha!!! Good one…
Yes! A cookie for Scott!
On another note, I never saw John Wayne or Clint Eastwood ride into town to kick butt, on the back of a bovine! The horse is a noble beast and a past equivalent of my car! If I ever feel the need to eat my tires, then I may try horsemeat!
No one speaks Austrian around here.
Methinks you commented here when you actually meant to comment here:
-fritz-
February 25, 2013 at 11:53 PM · Reply
Ah, yes, but in Vienna, Austria(Little Deutschland) Vienna is actually known as Wien. This natural progression then means that those living there are Wieners?!
My dumb phone did it!!
Smart phones are only as smart as the operator!
I’m just sayin’.
So, Mr. M., whoever gets the most oats wins? Clever guy!
So I’m a Whinny -er?
You’re a shoe in!
Heigh Ho,Silver,Away!
Rein it in there whiteboy!
He’s blanco now.
Morning all.
I read today’s headlines. Looks like I didn’t hallucinate FLOTUS last night. Watch: she’ll be praised on every network but FOX, and no one on FOX will say much about it, because = raaaascist.
Although more than a few leftwing Michelle fans at TWoP thought she was…unnecessary.
How’s your daddy doing Wankette?
As Christian Toto put it, FLOTUS interruptus.
Glad you’re in Cali,Floyd?
http://www.timesrecordnews.com/news/2013/feb/25/winter-storm-leave-lots-snow-texas/
James Bond night at the Oscars.Was Pussy Galore there?
No, just a room full of smug, self-important, delusional tw@ts. And a giant a$$ from DC, apparently.
YMMV…though I can’t imagine why.
That’s every year,Goozer!
She was there with Alotta Fagina…
Not to mention Dirk Diggler
J.W. Waterhouse,”The Lady of Shalott”
http://culturetripper.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/TheLadyofShalott1888WaterhouseTate-1024×789.jpg
This one is hanging on my wall. I don’t know why.
It’s purty…I saw it at the Tate Gallery.Wow.
John Everett Millais,”Portrait of John Cardinal Newman”
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_A1fi8JQpgnM/SwyAOkHGu8I/AAAAAAAABXI/WdSXkWeW2t8/s1600/John_Henry_Newman_by_Sir_John_Everett_Millais,_1st_Bt.jpg
That old man followed his soul…look him up.
Coffee, krullers and confusion!
What exactly does he want to do?
http://news.yahoo.com/nra-uses-justice-memo-accuse-134935625.html
Awww…
http://www.cfnews13.com/content/news/cfnews13/news/article.html/content/news/articles/cfn/2013/2/23/secong_baby_giraffe_.html
Why are giraffes’ necks so long? Oh, never mind. Wrong thread.
Surprisingly, the biggest comedy fail of last night didn’t come from Seth MacFarlane (although he had plenty of contenders for that title), but from The Onion, when they “jokingly” called 9 year-old actress Quvenzhane Wallis the c-word. Ooh, you guys are so edgy! Look, I understand that comedy and satire should be held to different standards of decency than normal speech, but that sure as hell doesn’t mean they shouldn’t be held to any standard at all.
As I said here last night, I can’t stand Quvenzhané Wallis. She was hideous on the red carpet. The Onions’ perception is correct, but calling her the c-word is too low. Of course, the article’s comments included the usual racism, “Dakota Fanning was never treated like that.” No, but Dakota Fanning didn’t act like a hideous imp on the red carpet either. It’s not about a color.
Damn, Tex! Again, nine years old.
Huh? I guess you’ve never met a hideous nine-year-old. I see a difference between precocious and hideous. How would you describe her behavior on the red carpet? You saw it, right?
There’s always this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSd7bhD_I4g
Go to prison, get unemployment checks. Is this a great country or what?
Guess “Crime” is an occupation.Certainly is in Memphis.
What do they list as their last job? “Involuntary property transfer specialist”? and the hat tip to http://www.imao.us/
I’m sorry, you may not name your child ‘Monkey Anus’ Thank God we have a first amendment, so we can nmae our children any ‘Damn Thing’ we want!
Interesting in Germany where people who hail from Frankfurt are referred to as “Frankfurters” and those from Hamburg are known as “Hamburgers!”
And JFK is a jelly donut? Crazy country!
Ich bin ein donut!
Ah, yes, but in Vienna, Austria(Little Deutschland) Vienna is actually known as Wien. This natural progression then means that those living there are Wieners?!
I think Crandall likes Alotta Fagina.
If anyone needs another reason to hate Google . Google is a verb, I just don’t think people have made the correct interpetation of it yet. I googled your sister should start a fist fight.
RIP,C.Everett Koop
http://abcnews.go.com/Health/wireStory/everett-koop-surgeon-general-dies-nh-18592170
If you were raised on the Old Testament(as I was,was I ever!),you looked at Koop and said “Wow”.
He was a good one.
The Vicars of Christ
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2013/feb/25/cardinal-keith-obrien-resigns
swish
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/02/22/priests-in-panties.html
For you Seth MacFarlane fans..that little girl deserves better than pedophile jokes about George Cloony.
ROCK CHALK BABY!!!
*collapses from stress-filled 7 minutes*
ROCK CHALK JAYHAWK