Whitney Houston’s widower and incubus, Bobby Brown, has been sentenced to nearly two months in jail for DUI. No surprise there…
In any case it gives me yet another reason to post this wrongest of wrong jokes…
I got the above picture quite literally an hour after Whitney Houston passed away…
We had a Black History Month assembly on Friday, and four middle school kids went on stage in character as a black historical figure who inspired them. One of the girls played Whitney Houston and while people clapped at just about everything, I was surprised she got very little applause. I was surprised because it was a mostly black audience and they disapproved of celebrating Houston. It was nice to see that they didn’t think celebrating a drug addict was appropriate for kids. Also less inspiring was that the two other girls were in character as Beyonce and Jennifer Hudson. Yeah, they did a lot for blacks.
When Houston drank it, the African Americans in my office had nothing good to say about her fate. They blamed her, were angry that she let that “pimp Bobby Brown” run her down, left her daughter, her mother. They were harsh.
And hey! Hudson lost all that weight and such! Just ask Mrs. ubama how important that is. No 32 oz. Coke for you, hater!
And Bouncy is doing her part, too!
“Now Hariett Tubman, was born a slave
She was a tiny black woman, when she was raised
She was livin to be givin there’s a lot that she gave
There’s not a slave, in this day and age”
Run-DMC, “Proud to Be Black”
Chris Christie thought that skank was worthy of flying the state flag at half staff.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
come on, someone had to do it.