Fat people cause global warming. They cause an increase in food production, they drive everywhere, and the methane emissions they put out are killing us all. Reason #345, 876 that humans are nothing but parasites on this formerly pristine big blue marble.
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asstastic.
Assyoulikeit.
My personal favorite.
Ace Ventura: “May I ASS you a few questions?”
I ASSume you know of what you are speaking.
If I wanted your opinion, I would ASS you.
ooohhh… kinky.
That looks like Onslow on “Keeping Up Appearances”
ASS-A-RIFFIC!!!
Don’t you hate when you come to the party and all the best ass jokes are taken?
Think I’ll drive my full size American car (Rockstar Red Magnum, baby) next door to the donut shop and buy a round for everyone there.
Ass-tronaut! (From MXC)
“Don’t you hate when you come to the party and all the best ass jokes are taken?”
Eh, they’re pretty funny jokes, but they’re not all that they’re cracked up to be.
Global Warming has become like cancer – just about everything seems to cause it. Just waiting for the “living causes cancer” headline.
Waiting to pay a carbon tax on my Coke, any time, now.
I had beans and I just——-.Well, I won’t say because that would be totally ASSanine of me. Sorry. Had to get in one more.
Ok , so kill you self so i can eat more! And everytime i break wind, i know i am killing jack ass like you!