Don’t let buttered toast do this to your marriage.
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This is WAY off topic but I would just like to say that after my vacation to Florida got together with mononucleosis and conspired to kill me I am once again in good health and will be commenting on the wackiness that goes on in threedonia.
One request…more zombie posts
blackhawk,
Sorry to hear of your illness. It’s been awhile since I had mono but it waylaid me big time. It took more than a year before I felt normal again. Hang in there!
Toast can be part of the comeback diet for mono: http://www.med.umich.edu/1libr/aha/aha_viral_crs.htm
Toast as a comeback diet??? Only if it’s toast with a LOT of peanut butter.
“Part” of a comeback diet, Kath. The boring dry bland easy on the tummy part.
I’m thinking inch-thick peanut butter on toast must await full recovery.
Thanks for the suggestions…I’m drawing on my limited nutrition knowledge from undergrad to construct my come-back diet right now.
I just can’t believe how tired it leaves you. Not just regular fatigue either, I feel like I just got done with serious strenuous activity all the time. Oh well, Con Law waits for no man, and I better start paying attention.
Oh. Yuk.
How about this, Mr. Blackhawk, some nice homemade chicken soup, mostly the broth part, and some very lightly buttered toast, while you’re propped up in the big comfy chair with a light quilt and the remote? And, of course, the fire is going in the fireplace.
(Can you tell it’s cold here today?)
bh… glad you’re back up to snuff. scroll down for a brief zombie post.
Alright, now I not only hate Floyd, I hate Chuck too. I spend a week poring over old copies of Poor Richard’s Almanac and a thesaurus to generate 642 original words on the importance of liberty in Economics and what do I get? One comment from a guy suggesting Franklin wasn’t the source for the quote. Chuck tacks two sentences onto a newspaper piece about toast (Toast!) and hits double digits in comments!
I suck.
Well, O.K., now it’s double digits.
Rufus, you don’t suck.
Toast just rocks.
And it was only one sentence, unles you’re giving me credit for the headline. Which you should not.
Let’s see — left hand, liberty in economics or right hand, toast. Hmmmm.
Weighing, considering, hmmmm — toast wins!!!
(Heywood Banks)
All around the country and coast to coast,
People always say what do you like most?
I don’t wanna brag I don’t wanna boast,
so I just tell em I like toast.
I get up in the morning about 6 AM,
had a little jelly had a little jam.
Take a piece of bread put it in the slot,
Push down the lever and the wires get hot.
Now there’s no secret to toasting perfection,
There’s a dial on the side and you make your selection.
Push to the dark or the light and then,
If it pops too soon press down again, make toast.
When the first caveman drove in from the dregs,
Didn’t know what would go with the bacon and the eggs.
Must’a been a genius got it in his head,
Plug the toaster in the wall buy a bag of bread, make toast.
I knew I was thinking of something — sorry, Blackhawk, you still get the soup and some toast — unless it goes missing!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rX0BY1qZdb0
Never mind the toast.
You’ll know the marriage is in trouble if you let your meat loaf!