(“Sell my boat? The horror!)
Life in Denver, Colorado must be a little different than here, in Freedonia.
Strategies to Avoid Filing
… curb your spending… This includes both the big stuff and the small stuff because every penny counts. The following are some big-ticket things you can downsize on: * Move to a smaller house. * Drive an older, less-expensive car. * Sell your boat, motorcycle or recreational vehicle. * Skip going on vacation. At the small end of the spectrum, you need to eliminate… all the little luxuries that we now pretend are necessities, such as: * visits to the spa * cable television * cellular telephones * dining out * high-speed internet * alcohol * cigarettes * gym memberships * magazine subscriptions…
People need to be told to sell their boats and recreational vehicles, not visit the spa and cancel the cable and gym memberships?! I thought I was doing alright, but apparently I’d be practically impoverished in Denver!

How are internet, alcohol, and cigarettes not necessities? The Denver Post is bogus.
When I saw the bold print, I thought this was about how to avoid filing income taxes (of course, then I read the article.) But, with the coming Obacracy, an article on avoiding filing taxes sure might come in handy.