And Joseph Stalin said “Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.” Since we’re doing dog quotes…. Man Stalin was a bastard. Where is Steven Spielberg’s Gulag Archipelago?
While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, who’s hand was caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our president.
The old rancher said, ‘Well, ya know, Obama is a ‘Post Turtle”..
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a ‘post turtle’ was.
The old rancher said, ‘When you’re driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that’s a ‘post turtle’.
The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor’s face so he continued to explain. ‘You know he didn’t get up there by himself, he doesn’t belong up there, and he doesn’t know what to do while he’s up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put him up there to begin with’.
I received this in an e-mail this morning and thought I’d share. Sounds about right.
While we’re contemplating the post turtle, behind our backs government slowly creeps larger and larger like a plague: http://www.opencongress.org/bill/111-s773/text
More ways to spend millions, and be less efficient and less effective than the dozens of anti-virus/firewall companies that currently do this for $29.99/year or for free….
Republicans, even the 19th century variety, continue to have a rough time on college campuses …
Poor James Garfield.
He was a silver-tongued orator: “A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man.”
Somewhere the statue of Charles Guiteau is talking to itself in a schizophrenic fugue state.
And Groucho Marx said,”Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.”
Still with the dogs, Floyd?
And Joseph Stalin said “Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.” Since we’re doing dog quotes…. Man Stalin was a bastard. Where is Steven Spielberg’s Gulag Archipelago?
Stalin also said,”Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don’t allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?”
Yes, he was a very large bastard.
Not on dogs, but this seems to be the direction the left is attempting to head us.
While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, who’s hand was caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our president.
The old rancher said, ‘Well, ya know, Obama is a ‘Post Turtle”..
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a ‘post turtle’ was.
The old rancher said, ‘When you’re driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that’s a ‘post turtle’.
The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor’s face so he continued to explain. ‘You know he didn’t get up there by himself, he doesn’t belong up there, and he doesn’t know what to do while he’s up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put him up there to begin with’.
I received this in an e-mail this morning and thought I’d share. Sounds about right.
Fritz, that made me laugh. I needed it today.
While we’re contemplating the post turtle, behind our backs government slowly creeps larger and larger like a plague:
http://www.opencongress.org/bill/111-s773/text
More ways to spend millions, and be less efficient and less effective than the dozens of anti-virus/firewall companies that currently do this for $29.99/year or for free….
You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, “My God, you’re right! I never would’ve thought of that!”
Dave Barry
Does your dog bite?
Inspector Clouseau