A book for the ages, here is the Amazon review:
It’s Shatner VS Shatners!William Shatner? William Shatner. WILLIAM SHATNER!!! It’s the first ShatnerCon with William Shatner as the guest of honor! But after a failed terrorist attack by Campbellians, a crazy terrorist cult that worships Bruce Campbell, all of the characters ever played by William Shatner are suddenly sucked into our world. Their mission: hunt down and destroy the real William Shatner.
Featuring: Captain Kirk, TJ Hooker, Denny Crane, Rescue 911 Shatner, Singer Shatner, Shakespearean Shatner, Twilight Zone Shatner, Cartoon Kirk, Esperanto Shatner, Priceline Shatner, SNL Shatner, and – of course – William Shatner!
No costumed con-goer will be spared in their wave of destruction, no redshirt will make it out alive, and not even the Klingons will be able to stand up to a deranged Captain Kirk with a lightsaber. But these Shatner-clones are about to learn a hard lesson…that the real William Shatner doesn’t take crap from anybody. Not even himself.
It’s Shatnertastic!
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From the Inside Flap
“It’s like Die Hard, but instead of Bruce Willis fighting terrorists it’s William Shatner fighting other versions of himself… In other words, it’s fucking awesome!” – CARLTON MELLICK III, author of Satan Burger“This is surreal and weird and funny, and it’s also super violent, in the same food-coloring-plus-corn-syrup-equals-fake-blood sort of way as Evil Dead 2 or Bad Taste.” – THE PORTLAND MERCURY’S BLOGTOWN
H/T: Instapundit.
I think I found me a summer read. I wonder if all the Rocket Man Shatners are characters or just one of them.
Good point, you have the drunk Rocket Man, Shatner, the reserved Rocket Man Shatner and the Shatner Rocket Man Shatner.
This book and some bacon…. now that’s a good day. You think there would be a George Takei slaughter in there somewhere.
Floyd-Glad you brought up bacon. Mike said he would eventually, but sooner is better.
BTW Shatner is doing commercials locally in Vegas for a bottom-feeder personal injury lawyer. Sad!
I’m thinking the Twilight Zone Shatners will be useless.
THERES…. SOME…. THING ON THE WING!
Yeah, that one was an emotional cripple, and the other one was obsessed with a fortune telling machine. I wonder if all the Captain Kirk action figures will come after him too, or Michael Myers, since they used Shat’s face mold to make the mask in Halloween.
An endorsement from the author of Satan Burger? Oh yeah, this is on the summer list.
Andrew Klavan’s last book had a blatantly Shatneresque character up against terrorist, too.
I hope there’s a follow up where all Leonard Nimoy’s characters come after him. If there is, then he’s a goner if this one gets a hold of him.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jY3_4IDYlYA