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Now If You’ll Excuse Me…
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We seem to have started Friday evening a couple of posts back. It’s June’s fault
“Don’t do anything Rich wouldn’t do!”
No worries, I don’t own any donkeys, nipple clamps, or old copies of Arizona Highways.
How ’bout old copies of Nat. Geo?
“Don’t do anything Rich wouldn’t do!”
What? Like post on here?
It seems like Rufus is ready to party, and the rest of us are already hung over.
He’s Al Bundy in his other life.
It feels like a quarter-to-three, Fritz.
Yes it does. And you know we Germans like our beer like we like our women, heady and thick enough to chew. And if Mrs. Fritz is ever on here pretend to be Sgt. Schultz. Please!
All right, this is third time I’m gonna use this joke, so somebody better laugh one time!
My favorite drink is Rumplemintz, because I like my booze like I like my women: cloyingly sweet and completely transparent!
I made that up myself and it is too funny and if you don’t think so your wrong so there!
That is a hoot! I loved it the first time and I like it more each time I read it. Mrs. Fritz even thought it was hilarious.
I don’t care if you mean that or not, Fritz. (Although honestly, how couldn’t you?
Now I can retire it for a while…
Not a thing wrong with a repeat of things worth repeating. As I age I’ve noticed that my complete mental meltdown will come sooner than later. Therefore I’m preparing myself and others for the time when I’ll not say much more than “Would you mind repeating that, Sonny?” I’m saying this to also fend off the inevitable questions as to whether or not I’m a complete dumbass. I’ll let you decide how or whether you should respond to that! Heh, heh, heh!
I left you hanging for a while, Fritz. And although this is technically a response, I’ll leave it hanging.
“and completely transparent.”? I’m assuming you are referring to clothing and not to the fact that if truly transparent you would be able to see their intestines. Cause that’s just sick.
“Completely transparent” as in guileless and easy-to-read. Maybe not too bright.
I thinkIn the joke, I’m saying that Melody from “Josie and the Pussycats” is the ideal woman.Of course I don’t believe that. She’s not even in 3D.
Oooooooohhhhhhhh, as in how our new administration works. I gotcha.
Definitely need 3D, or double D
Fritz,you’re like me…Mom wouldn’t allow Playboy,but National Geographic was,er,educational….
Scott, I’m not suggesting that I ever participated in any of that sort of thing. I was just saying —–. Nevermind. How about that beer?
Rufus! I found the picture that disturbed us both—and no, I’m not going to tell you what I was searching for.*
It’s both worse and better than I remembered. Worse, in that he’s not “trying” to do something impossible, he’s already done it. Better, in that it’s obviously photoshopped.
No one wants to click that link, though. Trust me.
*I’d actually be happy to tell you, but without a long explanation it would be open to misinterpretation.**
**Okay, the search was for “black man in ‘men’s warehouse’ commercial.” I don’t know if it’s a national commercial or local to my area, but it features a black man dancing in a finely-tailored suit. It started running around the inauguration, and I wanted a picture of the guy because I think he looks just like Obama and wanted to use it in a post. Okay? Enough with the third degree, already!***
***”I am in blood stepped in so far that should I wade no more, returning were as tedious as go o’er.”****
****That quote refers to this comment only. And it’s metaphorical. You sickos.*****
*****Tracy and Fritz are not sickos.******
******As far as I know.*******
*******I’m not sure I understand how asterisks work.
Ok Mike, you remember that post of Fritz’ where you didn’t know what on earth he was saying but it amused you and you got the giggles
*******now I know how you felt.
In my defense, Tracy, I’m completely plastered.
I think I understand the asterisks and I’m hurt Mike, I, however can’t speak for Tracy’s feelings. But– and a huge but, I did click the link. Sorry man, I had to! It’s like the large very graphic painting of Kramer in the Seinfeld episode where the rich old couple are thinking Kramer a horrible miscreant, but they can’t take their eyes away. It isn’t a thing to obsess over, but the weirdness of it just looks so much like some of the horrible thoughts I have about the left and what they need to do for our country. Know what I mean Vern?
As I clearly stated in the fifth footnote, you and Tracy are not sickos. I’m pretty sure everyone else is. And positive about Floyd.
That picture was used by John Nolte in one of his first posts at Dirty Harry’s Place. He apparently expunged it from the site, but I found it! It was meant to illustrate the chronic position of the left.
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“Sorry, man…?” A pop-culture reference? “I am not what I appear to be?” (The last from several days ago, but I remember everything.)
What’s going on, “Fritz?”
Not a thing Mike. I’ve been on my blog and reading and writing all day. My fingers are exhausted. Thanks for the kind words. I know you don’t think I’m a sicko, though sometimes I do lean toward the extremely weird with my sense of humor. Maybe that’s why I feel so at home here at 3D.
I sense you’re hedging, “Fritz.” I’ll drop it for now, but I’ve got my eye on you.
And that goes for the rest of you, too.
Fritz, as far as the Mrs. goes … “I hear nothing, I see nothing, I know nothing!”
Thanks Matt.
Fritz always say that to his wife.
If you’re trying to hurt my feelings, good luck. I have none.
That’s what your wife says I’m sure. :-p
Don’t start with me or I’ll give you a spanking and make Mike watch!
Hey! I had a perfectly legitimate reason for googling pictures of “angry Spanky!”
Leave me out of your sick fantasies. While I’m sure Klink and Burkhalter had something going on I’m strictly on Col. Hogan’s side of that line.
You a big Bob Crane, fan, Floyd?
Insofar as he was straight and on Hogan’s Heroes
Fine, fritz, I’ll film it…
What is going on around here? You all seem downright giddy.
It’s your homecoming, June. You’d want us any other way?
Yes. We’ve missed you!
Good bye,Mike…one can only hope
Well, I’m back so hold on to your underwear boys-it’s gonna get randy.
*wink*
I have only one question, June: What kind of Randy? Travis, “Macho Man” Savage or Gradishar?
preferred IPA’s:
Beer Valley Leafer Madness
Deschutes Brewery Hop Henge
Stone Ruination
Dogfish Head 90 minute
From the looks of things, I should type softly today to avoid exasperating your headaches.
Please, no boldface.
JJ,
Have you tried Racer 5? If you can find it on draft, that’s even better. Or, just purchase your own keg.
Rufus, I have not tried the Racer 5 yet, but I can easily acquire it where I live in bottles.
no place I know has it on draft here in Sin City.
*need to add to my list Victory Brewing’s Hop Devil
JJ,
I imagine you’ll like it. Buy one, try it, and if you don’t like it Floyd will refund the purchase price.