Comments on: Tube Steak Boogie

By: Scott M.

Scott M. — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 14:22:15 +0000

Tube steak boogie…Mark Sanford,anyone?

By: fritz8945

fritz8945 — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 23:16:18 +0000

Either or, neither nor. Take your pick.

By: AndrewPrice

AndrewPrice — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 21:53:19 +0000

Thanks Fritz. . . or is it Klink? ;-P

Mignon, I didn’t think it was possible either, but apparently we’re about to find out.

By: mignon

mignon — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 18:44:16 +0000

Weaker than Carter? That’s a frightening thought. All I can say is, “God help us, please.”

By: fritz8945

fritz8945 — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 17:41:12 +0000

Straight as an arrow and right-on from the AP!

By: Tony Rome

Tony Rome — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 17:38:27 +0000

Isn’t Kosher Classics the same as Kiss Greatest Hits?

By: AndrewPrice

AndrewPrice — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 17:08:32 +0000

Call me crazy, but I can’t see FDR having invited Hitler over for a cook out. Heck, even Carter boycotted the Olympics just to make a point.

Thus, I can only conclude that Obama is weaker than Carter.

By: JS Lawalin

JS Lawalin — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 16:36:51 +0000

Scene: U.S. Embassy, July 4, 2009. Afternoon.

Messenger (speaking to U.S. ambassador): All that God-King Ahmadinejad requires is this: a simple offering of earth and water. A token of America’s submission to the will of Allah.

Ambassador: Submission? Well, that’s a bit of a problem. See, rumor has it the French have already turned you down, and if those philosophers and, uh, boy-lovers have found that kind of nerve, then…

State Department employee: We must be diplomatic.

Ambassador: [ignoring employee] … and, of course, Americans have their reputation to consider.

Messenger: Choose your next words carefully, Ambassador. They may be your last as representative to the Great Satan.

Ambassador: [to himself: thinking] “Earth and water”?
[Ambassador unsheathes and points his spatula at the Messenger's throat]

Messenger: Madman! You’re a madman!

Ambassador: Earth and water? We have better than that! We have beef franks and cool lemonade!

Messenger: No man, Iranian or American, no man patronizes a messenger!

Ambassador: You bring bloody clubs and the heads of beaten protesters to my embassy. You insult my marines. You threaten my people with slavery and death! We are deeply disturbed. And appalled. But never mind, have a cookie.

Messenger: This is blasphemy! This is madness!

Ambassador: Madness…?
[shouting]
Ambassador: THIS IS HOPE AND CHANGE!

By: kbiel

kbiel — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 16:08:42 +0000

This line comes to mind:

I got a girl, she lives on the hill.
She wont do it but her sister will

Except Obama is dissing the sister (Israel) and trying to get it on with the reluctant one.

By: fritz8945

fritz8945 — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 15:29:14 +0000

There would be something very poetic about this though…slappin’ ‘em upside the head with a Hebrew National!