What an asshole.
h/t James Taranto & WSJ’s “Best of the Web Today”:
The Boston Herald reports on the latest comic stylings of John Kerry, the haughty, French-looking Massachusetts Democrat and known forceful advocate for a child-porn criminal, who by the way served in Vietnam:
The Bay State senator was telling a group of business and civic leaders in town at his invitation about the “bizarre” tale of how South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford had “disappeared for four days” and claimed to be hiking along the Appalachian Trail, but no one was really certain of his whereabouts.
“Too bad,” Kerry said, “if a governor had to go missing it couldn’t have been the governor of Alaska. You know, Sarah Palin.”
Of course, the Herald’s report doesn’t quite do justice to Kerry’s mastery of timing, but you can just imagine the scene: He dramatically pauses after “the governor of Alaska,” and audience members start scratching their heads. Alaska, they think. Who’s the governor of Alaska? Then Kerry delivers the payoff:
“You know, Sarah Palin.”
If the ensuing laughs were less than cathartic, it only proves that liberals are humorless.
But wait. The Anchorage Daily News reports that the governor is missing: “Palin is on her way to an undisclosed ‘overseas’ location to visit deployed Alaska National Guard troops.” Our guess is she’s really going to Cambodia for a Christmas party.
You know, like John Kerry.
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If we’re going to play this game, then I have a very long list of democrats that I’d like to see go “missing”.
Every time this clown speaks, I thank God he wasn’t elected president.
If we’re playing games, shouldn’t all stories involving Sen. Gold-Digger ID him as Failed Presidential Candidate John Kerry (D-MA)? Just wondering…
I’m shocked that anybody’s covering him.
Kerry has always been a cold jerk. When half a battalion of your former fellow soldiers campaign against you, says something about your way with people.
But that was all a Rovian brainwashing, or something …
Oh, God, yes. I’m totally surprised every single day that he was allowed to keep his seat. The Clintons and the rest of the party were furious, FURIOUS with him, they felt he pissed away the ‘o4 election, and of course they’re right about that. It was a ‘gimmie’ and his arrogance and inherent stupidity killed it. Unless he’s got naked pictures of Hillary with a goat or something, I can’t concievably understand how they let him stay in office after that debacle.
You mean was in Viet Nam.
Max Fischer: So, Failed Presidential Candidate Sen. Kerry, is it true? Were you in the shit?
Kerry: No, Max. Quite simply, I am a shit.
Max: Shit head?
Kerry: Yes, yes I am.
“Senator Kerry, could you tell me what time it is?”
“Time? I remember a time in Vietnaaaaammm … “
“Senator Kerry, can you explain why your socially-climbing clearly-insane rich wife didn’t divorce you after you heroically failed to become president by flushing away a sure thing?”
“Oh, yes, you know how I have naked pictures of Hillary Clinton with a goat?”
“Yeah?”
“Yeah, well it was my wife’s goat, y’see…”