Aha!
What I lacked in physical strength or skill I made up for in determination and endurance. So if it were a long race that required a lot of endurance I’d win.
Finally, out of the wilderness, a magazine story on Alaska’s governor that taps into part of her appeal but none of her (made-up) flaws.
And she’s so much hotter than MaBelle.

Allow me to say this about the picture of That woman!
GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!
Oh say, can you see, by the dawn’s early light . . .
“And she’s so much hotter than MaBelle.”
That sounds Racist.
OK, Kit, you want un-racist…She’s also much hotter than Hillary!
Sorry, we are talking same species here, aren’t we?
It’s a damn shame we got what we got and didn’t get what we could have gotten.
Damn Katie Couric and Brian Williams, etc.ect. all to hell.
Who wants to do bets on how long it will be until someone posts something like this:
“‘Finally, out of the wilderness, a magazine story on Alaska’s governor that taps into part of her appeal but none of her (made-up) flaws:’
You mean like supporting RAPE OF WOMEN or MASS MURDER OF WOLVES or THINKING THAT THE PLANET IS 2000 YEARS OLD!!!”
The bidding starts at 1 Bar of Latinum (see Star Trek)
Again, on photo:
GOD BLESS AMERICA! LAND THAT I LOVE! STAND BESIDE HER, AND GUIDE HER, THROUGH THE NIGHT WITH THE LIGHT FROM ABOVE!!!
GOD BLESS AMERICA! MY HOME, SWEET HOME!!!
She rulz. CONSERVATIVE WOMEN ROCK! Don’t we Wanks?!
HUBBA HUBBA!
Plus she runs to AC/DC and Van Halen. The perfect woman.
Todd a lucky, lucky man.
Definitely an “All American Girl!”
Hubba freakin’ hubba!
hrumph…don’t you know that you have to have an ass the size of a barn and go sleeveless to be considered pretty?
Are you Rosey O’Donnell in drag?
How could you forget the media fawning over the first lady?
Nice photo! I wonder if her face was Photoshopped onto the body, though. Her head seems just a little too large. Still, it’s a nice shot!
I think that’s how she appears. My guess is she’s kind of short, and that’s why she looks that way. I just googled for her height and got this:
According to an article in the New York Times (Sunday, 9/14/2008), her former hair stylist from the “Pink Beehive” was quoted as saying that Sarah Palin’s hairstyle (the updo) was created to make her look taller because “she is short.” The same source says John McCain is 5′7″ and she wore high, high-heels on the campaign trail (if Floyd were here he’d be crude enough to call them f-me pumps, but I don’t traffic in crudity) yet still remained below McCain’s height. My guess is she’s 5′2″ – 5′4″.
Sounds about right, if we use the electrical outlet behind her on the wall just to get a sense of size. Also intersting that they posed her next to that odd chair/barstool thing, not a regular chair, as though they were trying to deliberately obscure her size. So I’d go w/ 5′2″, give or take an inch either way.