The mighty Leigh Scott has assembled a list of things you can do to save the world! My favorite? Eat a steak, for crying out loud.
2) Stop Vegetarians. People breathe Oxygen and emit CO2. Plants breathe CO2 and emit Oxygen. Animals also emit CO2 and breathe Oxygen. When we eat animals, we offset our CO2 output. When I enjoy a mouth watering filet mignon, I’m taking another pesky CO2 emitting cow off the streets. Vegetarians screw this up. They don’t eat animals which means more animals emitting CO2, then they have the gall to eat only plants, which take the CO2 out of the atmosphere. Plus, humans are omnivores and being a vegetarian is just weird. I mean, every vegetarian and vegan I know is always sick. Has anyone done an analysis on this to see the overall burden on our health care system caused by sickly vegetarians? Or maybe they’re always sick because the only vegetarians I know are hypochondriac actresses and models who do a lot of blow.
I’ve been saying for years that vegetarians are not only pasty wimps, but also evil. It’s good to know I’ve been right all along. (Not that I was unsure, mind you. But a fella likes proof.)
Coke trumps Pepsi, something I’ve been saying for years. The fact Pepsi switched to their pandering Obama-esque logo only justifies my decades-long decision all the more.
And because of that change I vowed after seeing it all over the NFL Experience in Tampa never to touch Pepsi in any form again.
That plus Pepsi is a big backer of the Gay agenda.
I read a study sometime back that stated that children who are raised on a vegan diet have less muscle mass, and are generally sicker throughout their entire lives than those raised on a balanced diet, including the “dreaded” red meat.
This week’s Goode Family looks like it’ll be having fun with this subject, too, as Gerald protests a restaurant that actually puts meat in a supposedly “meat-less” chili. Che also goes missing. Fridays, ABC, I receive no kickback from the Mouse House.
I am eating fried chicken today!
SAVE THE PLANET!!!
IT IS THE ONLY ONE WE HAVE!!!
“Vegetarian” is an old Indian word meaning “I don’t hunt so good.”
-The Red Green Show
my argument is that animals eventually die, so eating them is ok, really just an inconvenience, since most animals have relatively short life spans anyway. Plants, however, can concievably have ridiculously long lifespans, hundreds or even thousands of years if they’re treated properly. It is therefore a much greater crime to kill and eat a plant than it is to kill and eat an animal because of the vastly greater unused potential for life it had.
I thought this up as a joke one time to annoy a vegan friend of mine, who got very perplexed when I said it.
Also, vegetarians show no respect for life. One cow can feed a lot more people than one lentil. When will the lentil holocaust be addressed?
Everytime someone cuts a plant, I can hear the green screams of “save me, save me!”