Problem Solved!

Praise be to our nonspecific deity, fellow citizens, because in the new season of South Park, Matt Stone and Trey Parker have fixed our problematic National Anthem at last.

Obama's Disaster

Ramirez sums up the Presidential priorities perfectly:

Stay classy, POTUS. Next January can’t get here fast enough.

Rio Degeneration

Critics of socialist President Rousseff celebrate her impeachment on the streets of Sao Paolo.

In my previous post about how far-left policies are sinking South American countries while free-market capitalist policies are allowing them to thrive, I briefly mentioned socialist Brazil as an example of the former. While we’ve all read the stories […]

Monday Open Thread

Let Us Eat Cake, And Let Them Eat Nothing

That, my friends, is a $65,000 cake that the government of Venezuela had made to celebrate the birthday of dead dictator Hugo Chavez. That’s right. While infrastructure collapses and the country’s starving citizens are forced into government-run slave labor, the far-left government spends $65,000 on a huge cake to honor the dead socialist dick-tator […]

His Life Mattered

This is Montrell Jackson, one of the three police officers murdered in Baton Rouge today. The young son that he is holding in his arms, is now going to grow up without a father. These facts are being sadistically celebrated on social media right now, by members of the radical organization that killed Jackson. […]

What Could Go Wrong?

Mr. Ramirez hits the nail on the head yet again.

House of Ill Repute

One of the more, shall we say, eccentric landmarks you can see here in Seattle is the Bettie Page House, a home decorated with a large mural of the famous ’50s pin-up model, sans top (albeit with the naughty bits strategically covered up, Austin Powers-style). While somewhat controversial (particularly given that it is clearly […]

Put Down The Whine

Well, washed-up actress Mischa Barton has become the latest liberal celebutard to embarrass herself share her precious, precious feelings with the world. In the wake of the Alton Sterling shooting, Barton responded with an Instagram post in which she stated, “This may have been going on forever in the United States but thank god […]

Kentucky Fried Hypocrites

This week, a new tourist attraction will open in Kentucky: a 510-foot long replica of Noah’s Ark.

…the ark is built based on dimensions in the Bible. Inside are museum-style exhibits: displays of Noah’s family along with rows of cages containing animal replicas, including dinosaurs.

The attraction came with a hefty price tag […]