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I’ll Have Some Gaza Strips and a Large Pepsi

Hey man, a Muslim Brother’s got to have some chicken!

For six years, Rafat Shororo longed for the taste of a KFC sandwich he had eaten in Egypt. This week, he got his finger lickin’ fix at home in the Gaza Strip after a local delivery company managed to smuggle it from Egypt through [...]

Only MY Flavors Are Guaranteed to Satisfy!!

This ice cream man, Joshua Malatino, is not in a very good humor:

The owner of the Sno Cone Joe franchise reportedly stalked a Mr. Ding-a-Ling ice cream vendor, telling the man, “You don’t have a chance! This is my town!”

The Gloversville, N.Y., police arrested Malatino after they spotted him tailgating the [...]

Sunday Silliness

Jim Gaffigan on our “Mickey D” culture from the stuff itself to reading US Magazine and the denial and hypocrisy involved… good stuff as usual.

Speakable Crimes

Thieves in Germany stole over 5 tons of Nutella.

These thieves might really have sticky fingers. Police said Monday that an unknown number of culprits made off with five tonnes of Nutella chocolate-hazelnut spread from a parked trailer in the central German town of Bad Hersfeld over the weekend.

The gooey loot is worth [...]

Bad Taste

Meet Margot Wolk… one of Hitler’s food tasters. From der Speigel Online:

It might have been something as simple as a portion of white asparagus. Peeled, steamed and served with a delicious sauce, as Germans traditionally eat it. And with real butter, a scarcity in wartime. While the rest of the country struggled to [...]

The Twinkie Offense

Prepare for the return of the Twinkie and other Hostess brand snack cakes this summer.

The new owner of Hostess Brands Inc’s snack cakes hopes to have Twinkies back on U.S. store shelves by this summer, according to a member of the purchasing group.

“Our family is thrilled to have the opportunity to reestablish [...]

The dad does not abide

Is it just me, or have kids gotten really lazy with their lying techniques?

Let’s Active!

Or maybe not… my headline is this: Michelle Obama Starves Children — the Daily Caller is just a bit more charitable:

A very courageous fifth teacher in the Chicago Public Schools has written a scathing critique of the almost comical misery she and her students endured when they participated in a massive February 28 [...]

Seven Neigher Burrito

Europe and the UK have been all agog over the widespread discovery of horse meat in many of its restaurants. Taco Bell UK has also been discovered to have some horse meat in its products…

Four beef products sold by Bird’s Eye, Taco Bell and catering supplier Brakes have been found to contain horse [...]

The Biggest Loser

Chris Christie’s moment is over. I feel dirty for even considering him as presidential for a fleeting moment.

New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie poked fun at his weight on the “Late Show With David Letterman” on Monday, consuming a doughnut during his first appearance on the late-night show.

A few seconds after sitting down with [...]

Dinner For No One in Particular

What’s for dinner? In some parts of Switzerland, it’s pound (of) puppies and pussy galore — at least according to The Scotsman:

A SWISS newspaper investigation has turned up an ugly side of the beautiful Alpine land: many people like to include dogs and cats in their diet.

The Tages Anzeiger said farmers in [...]

Whole Truth

The CEO of Whole Foods told the whole truth about ObamaCare earlier this week… “It’s like fascism.”

The CEO of Whole Foods compared President Obama’s health care law to “fascism” in a radio interview on Wednesday, a turnabout from earlier comments in which he compared the signature reforms to socialism.

“Technically speaking, it’s more [...]

Fungus, No Longer Among Us

After bingo the cafeteria will be serving tonight’s special, Your Dying Broth and tapioca

Officials say a California woman who served poisonous mushrooms to residents of an elder-care home has been barred from working in such facilities.

The Department of Social Services said Thursday that Lilia Tirdea of Citrus Heights can no longer work [...]

3D Weekend Five: The Tale of the Turkey

I thought we might take this time to regale each other with stories of the family table…or of the family trip to the mall, afterwards.  Is your gang Black Friday indulgers? fond of football & leftovers?  What specialty do you bring to the meal? which specialty do you crave on this day? favorite T’giving-themed film/TV [...]

3D Weekend Five: The Twinkie Defense

Hostess Bakers Union: We Reject Your Latest Offer. Hostess Final Offer: Then We’re Closing Up And You’ll Get Nothing. Hostess Bakers Union: Good! Wait, What?

(the above snark is courtesy DrewM of AceHQ)

 Which Hostess goodies will you miss the most?

5.  Ding Dongs:  But the old-fashioned kind that were individually wrapped in foil.

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Saturday Open Thread

I posted this a few months ago just because — but today in honor of former Hostess employees, a message by another mogul of sweet treats. Nice job assholes.

3D Weekend Five: A Few of My Favorite Things

I figured we could all use the cheering-up, after all.  So consider this another 3D dartboard: what are your (current) favorite things?

5.  Snack:  guacamole by Dad du Wank.  I was never a fan of this dish, or of the avocado.  But then my dad started making it.

4.  TV show:  Castle.  At the end [...]

I’ll Have a Helm’s Deep Dish Breakfast Skillet

Admit it. When you think of J.R.R. Tolkien’s masterpiece The Hobbit, the first thing that pops into your head is “breakfast”. Well rest easy hungry nerd:

You may never be able to try lembas — a fictional bread that Frodo subsisted on through part of his journey to Mordor in the “Lord of [...]

Somebody Call Upton Sinclair

Now this (from Los Angeles’ CBS station) is a gruesome way to go:

Authorities say a 62-year-old employee was cooked to death at a Southern California seafood plant for tuna maker Bumble Bee Foods.

The Whittier Daily News reports Jose Melena was found Thursday shortly before 7 a.m. at the plant in Santa Fe Springs.

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Southern Discomfort

Background here from The Daily Caller. Remember kids — DON’T BUTT CHUG.