It is accomplished

Potential Tea Party anthem? Perhaps. I also prefer to look at this song as a thumb in the eye of any politician who wishes to be our overlord instead of serving WE THE PEOPLE.

Want Some Candy?

So we’re talking about sentencing and punishment today in my Courts/Criminal Procedure class and one of students makes a comment that we should have a return of gladiator battles for punishment. “For whom?” I ask. “Child molesters” he says. So then I ask if he expected them to have slap fights in [...]

Nolte’s Right

This is genius.

Floyd’s Highbrow Moment

Not for kids Tracy! or PC folks — which I guess is the same as kids.

Quiz Time!

Has there ever been a funnier TV show than this?

Wednesday Open Thread

Kostya Govnuchkiovich Borienka, aka The KGB, unavailable for comment

Floyd’s High Brow Moment

Earlier this past weekend a new commenter accused us, here in Threedonia, of being high brow because we poked fun at a enviro-comedy (oxymoronic) film called Furry Vengeance. In fact… SlipperyjackHawkEye (not his real name) wrote:

What a bunch of High Brow folks hypocrites here, bet you never watch anything but PBS, and
no crust living [...]

Get A Load Of My Weapons!

No really.

The Phantom, He Ain't

Nimble, silent, cunning.  These are but a few of the words that don’t come to mind while watching this cat burglar ply his trade.

Attention: Tea Party organizers

Your potential theme song?

Channeling the great Bobby Subgum, a teasah, a rittle ti’bit of the great Gary Eaton somehow making me sound not-too-shabby in the vocals department (and really pushing me — no baseball bats necessary — to hit the right word emphases throughout the song), while also supplying the guitars, bass and drums [...]

We Were Remiss… Sorry Outlaw

March 4 was Hug a GI day — here ya go Outlaw.

A Message For Vegans

NSFW!

Classic Pick O’ the Day: March 6

Buck Privates (1941)
Two small-time con artists enlist in the Army to avoid the police.
Cast: Lee Bowman, Alan Curtis, Bud Abbott, Lou Costello Dir: Arthur Lubin BW-84 mins, TV-G. 2:00 PM EST. TCM.

I love this movie… one of their best. Abbott and Costello, Army boot camp, and the Andrews Sisters singing “Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy [...]

Genius!

Whomever came up with this ad concept deserves a huge bonus. He cracks me up.

For Outlaw and his compatriots

Monday Open Thread

Uncle Cholly

Saturday Open Thread

Cheese!

Fifth Column?

From Iowahawk, this is absolutely hill-fing-larious.

That’s right, mister!

The Axis automotive powers have declared war on American motorists and our cherished union-made way of life. They’ve established secret assembly beach heads in so-called “right-to-work” occupied Vichy states like Alabama and Tennessee, manufacturing six sigma deathtrap jalopies with hillbilly slave dupes paid less than prevailing wages!

And now [...]

Tonight we dine in the DFAC!

Thursday Thriller

Could You Try To Care Less Next Time?

Wednesday Open Thread

Ladies and Gentlemen, The Great FlyDini!

H/T Thunder Tales

Mystic Knights of the Shoe

I don’t watch any enough NBA basketball or enough NCAA games to be too familiar with these Nike commercials featuring Kobe Bryant and LeBron James puppets. Terence Moore, a write at NBA Fanhouse thinks they have gone into Amos N Andy territory (for you young ‘uns). He writes:

OK, I’ll admit it. In [...]

Saturday Silliness

If You Like Glen Beck,

This is what Playboy magazine thinks of you.

First, talented artist I must say. Yeah, even here in deepest darkest Iraq where we aren’t supposed to see such nasty things as Playboy magazine…some of us actually do see things that have appeared in it. This is one such thing. The article that accompanies [...]

G’Night Michelle

If you didn’t know it already, Bob Saget is one nasty dude.

Jamie Kennedy – New Music – More Music Videos

Worst Speech Evah!

Apparently he doesn’t like the lacrosse team very much. But he does like Megan Fox. At least he’s not gay (not that there’s anything wrong with that).

This is awesome for its pure dweeb dweeby-ness. WOW!

The Worst Speeches of All Time: Nerd's Obsession with Megan Fox
Atom.com: Funny Videos | Reality | The [...]

Friday Open Thread

These Guys Are Nuts

From Nick Gillespie at Reason — go read the whole thing:

No one is more self-dramatizing on cable news than male hysteric, unsolicited janitor of Cooperstown, and Countdown host Keith Olbermann, who includes more special effects during his Castro-length “Special Comment” segments than Mikhail Kalatozov did in I Am Cuba (one cinematically exemplary rant remains Commandante [...]

Wednesday Open Thread

Creative Writer Award

I’ve (we’ve) been tagged for a “Creative Writer” Blogger Award! Which means I get to lie shamelessly to you all and test your truth-detecting skills. The rules are …

• Thank the person who gave this to you. (Thanks [or something] to Lars Walker of Brandywine Books.)
• Copy the logo and place it on your blog.
• [...]

Inside the Mind of Ann Uumellmahaye

All the plagarism that’s fit to print

What is it with the Gray Lady? The New York Times is the purported bible of my profession, often treated as beyond reproach, despite all the recent embarrassments of Judith Miller and Jayson Blair, or what most papers would consider embarrassments. The paper reacted strangely to the Judith Miller debacle, not taking issue so much [...]

Sports Illustrated Just Earned Themselves A Fatwa

She’s a Jew and she’s almost nekid…

Al Queda must be s#$tin’ bricks.

Here’s a Little Somethin’ For the Ladies

Patrick Kennedy’s greatest hits

As collected by the indefatigable Daily Caller. The erstwhile congressman from Rhode Island is calling it quits, coincidentally as his chances for re-election fade.

The voters of Rhode Island have indeed been forgiving. First elected to the state’s house of representatives in 1988 at the age of 21, and to the U.S. House six [...]

Greatest backhanded compliment ever

Courtesy of Pejman Yousefzadeh of The New Ledger, via Instapundit. Since this is apparently “Andrew Sullivan Evisceration Day,” Yousefzadeh lets him have it with both barrels.

In short–and perhaps, amazingly enough–Andrew Sullivan lacks the necessary expertise and familiarity with pertinent issues to be genuinely, competently anti-Semitic. I don’t know when I’ve ever been [...]

ARCHER!

Standard WARNING! This clip contains stuff not suitable for the kiddos.

FUNNY AS HELL! If you like the Venture Bros, this will be right up your alley.

The Career Killer

In some way this video makes me glad they don’t really show music videos on MTV anymore…

What the hell, Billy?

Ace of Spades has the video of the first ten minutes of Music Television. That was some cool stuff way back then. What the hell happened?

I guess I could ask the same question about [...]

Classic Pick O’ the Day: February 10

On the Town (1949)
Three sailors wreak havoc as they search for love during a whirlwind 24-hour leave in New York City.
Cast: Gene Kelly, Frank Sinatra, Betty Garrett, Ann Miller Dir: Gene Kelly C-98 mins, TV-G. 10:15 AM EST. TCM

I’m going with my heart on this one. On the Town is another film I can [...]

Tuesday Open Thread

RedEye’s Top 10 worst albums of the decade

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Last time I tried my own list, Coheed and Cambria fans came crawling in off Twitter and all hell broke loose. So in honor of RedEye’s three-year anniversary (and it besting CNN’s prime time lineup in the coveted 25-34 demo) here’s the show’s 10 worst albums of the decade.