Clinging to Misery

Zo Rachel, as always, bringin’ the double truth, Ruth!

9 YEARS AGO TODAY

Every now and again I think about the things that I once did, and become rather depressed at how the powers that be pissed all our sacrifices away. If you ever wondered what a day in Iraq for an Attack Helicopter pilot was like take a gander at this…

COP Cavalier, 23 August, 2007 […]

5 Questions For The Owner of the Reparations Website

A Black Lives Matter activist named Natasha Marin has created a website called Reparations, which brings together “People of Color” who desire a good or service, and “people who identify as White” who can alleviate their collective guilt for slavery by providing a good or service. In other words, it’s like Tinder, only with […]

Friday Open Thread

That's dedication to your country.

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Abner Somebody... Abner Normal

Joshua Lee Long (26) of Penn Township, PA

With the thoughts he’ll be thinkin’ he could be another Lincoln… If he only had a brain! Oh wait.

When police showed up at a vacant trailer-home in Penn Township, Pa., last month, neighbor Pat Beck was worried something might be wrong.

Their presence seemed even […]

Tumblr Dumblr: Orientation Confusion Edition

Repeat after me: sexual orientation is set in stone at birth, and any attempt to change it is homophobic bigotry.

…wait, what?

Well, golly gee whiz, what are we to make of this mystery, Scooby?

It couldn’t possibly be that some of these out-and-proud LGTBQHASDFGJLWXYZ warriors are just going through an impressionable and […]

Hold The Cream, Please

In keeping with this weekend’s apparent theme of gross news out of Europe, a Swiss firm has announced it plans to open a “Cafe Fellatio” in Geneva this year. And it’s not just a clever name, either.

Modelled on similar establishments in Thailand, the proposed Geneva café would add a new dimension to the […]

Yeah...wait, what?

“Love is love”. So very progressive:

I’m Chris Hansen. Why don’t you take a seat over here?

h/t Imgur

It’s Usually Sausage

Ready for smuggling!

Mmmm… Is that maple bacon? NOOOOOO:

Customs officers at the Hamad International Airport, in the Qatari capital, have arrested a Yemeni man attempting to smuggle more than 12 kilograms (27 lbs) of sliced bacon hidden in his anal cavity.

53-year old Abd al Rahman Shamoun, was spotted by a specially trained […]

Fifteen yards, unsportsmanlike conduct

Franco Harris’ “Tiananmen Square” moment, blocking a mini-van filled with Penn State Board of Trustees members, circa 2012.

Franco Harris recently received the Lion’s Paw award from the Penn State Lion’s Paw association. Great honor from the group, a collection of people who think enough of someone of Franco’s stature, a Nittany Lion and […]