Pumping Iron

Hopefully this didn’t involve curls.

A man in Germany… Worms to be exact got his schwanstucher stuck in a weight plate. Story at the link above…

The Helmer Zone!

A new classic, my friends.

Okay, I know I already talked about this in yesterday’s OT, but it’s so unbelievably cringe-inducing it just needs its own post. If Trump had secretly paid the Dems to sabotage themselves, I don’t think they could have come up with anything worse than this campaign ad for a state […]

Irony Is Ironic

Seen at Ace of Spades.

Tumblr Dumblr: Everyone Is Gay Now

No, this is not a parody. This is a real, sincere post that someone left on Tumblr.

Apparently the entire process by which humanity has reproduced itself for thousands of years is nothing more than a social construct, and the 97-98% of us who are straight have been brainwashed into it by society. […]

Felines of Adventure

We all know the stereotypes about cats: they’re lazy homebodies who sit around the house all day waiting to be fed. There’s a fair amount of truth to that, at least among the housecats I know, but not all cats are the same, and a recent trend has been challenging that stereotype. Cat owners have […]

Born This Way, Except When They're Not

The liberal narrative on gays and lesbians is as follows: homosexuals are born that way. It’s a rock-solid, inherent part of who they are. There is no choice involved. And anyone who disagrees is a homophobic, Bible-thumping, redneck bigot who is worse than Hitler.

But what if the data didn’t reflect this reality? […]

Welcome To Our World, Hippies!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Liberals before legalization: “We just need to legalize weed and tax it, then we can pay for everything we want!” Liberals after legalization: “Omigod you guys, these taxes on weed are too high!”

And they probably STILL can’t figure out how taxes are bad for the economy.

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Chain of Heroes

A family of tourists that was on vacation in Panama City last weekend nearly suffered a horrible tragedy when the children became stuck out in the water. In an attempt to rescue them, the rest of the family swam out, but soon they all became caught in the rip current, 9 people in total. […]

Marilyn Says Be Safe Out There…

and nothing says “freedom” more than this:

Tumblr Dumblr: Ultimate Gender Confusion Edition

The older I get, the harder it is for me to remember that every new generation has to learn everything all over again through new eyes. Thus, sometimes the simplest stuff that has been obvious to me for decades can be downright confounding to millennials who came of age in a more “woke” era.

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