Now He’s Intestate

An Australian woman has received permission to remove her dead partner’s testicles. From The Daily Mail: A woman has won a legal battle to remove her late partner’s testicles from his dead body in the hope of using his sperm to have a child.

The Toowoomba woman was granted permission to remove his testicles […]

Our earthly rulers falter ...

chimpsmacky

Rejoice, haters! After the latest revelations from a 1987 accuser, FramingPaterno.com soon to be closing up shop.

“I know Joe Paterno ordered Sandusky to do this to me,” Accuser “VT” continued, “because I remember seeing text messages from Paterno to Sandusky instructing him to make sure I was under extreme pressure all night. […]

Bananas Foster... Immorality

I predict China will see an uptick in the sales of plantains and corn dogs. From the BBC:

New regulations mean that live-streaming sites must monitor all their output round-the-clock to ensure nothing untoward is going on, keeping an eye out for any “erotic” banana-eating, according to New Express Daily. It’s not just fruit […]

Stop! Hold on … stay in control.

Sure, it may seem difficult to envision Bruce Springsteen and Bryan Adams, two of the 80s biggest working class hero songwriters, worthy of the task of looking out for the best interests of 21st century boys wishing they were girls (or vice versa), but damned if their respective boycotts of North Carolina and Mississippi over […]

Mirror, mirror, on the Wall

Good luck getting anyone on the left to believe the 1% they purport to loathe actually represents all the things they advocate — abortion, open borders, tranny bathrooms, etc. — but the numbers don’t lie. Feh. As if those pesky facts matter much to them these days.

Please be sure to read the below […]

Professor Pansy

A professor at the University of North Dakota called the police after having her safe space violated by the sight of two ROTC students carrying fake, unloaded guns on the way to a training exercise.

“I look up from my office computer to see two figures in camo with guns outside my window,” Czerwiec […]

Due Process, what a concept

As if I didn’t loathe the media’s disgusting predilection for steering rush-to-judgement false narratives already, but ESPN’s latest 30 for 30, “Fantastic Lies,” about the Duke lacrosse team, solidified it even more last night.

Scary enough analogies to the Penn State and Jerry Sandusky events as the doc unfolded, but what interviewee Jay Bilas says […]

Adolf Littler

Turns out Hitler loved Vienna sausages:

New German medical records, which have been unearthed 93 years after they were originally recorded, claim that Adolf Hitler had a micro-penis.

Historians think that this embarrassing penis deformity of Hitler may be the reason behind his rage and lack of sex life during his 56 years, the […]

Stuffed and Soiled Diaper Sagging in the Pants of American Politics

Matt Walsh, at The Blaze, nails it exactly — EXACTLY. If you feel insulted then suck it up Trump buttercup — insulting is apparently what you like in public discourse.

Well, in similar fashion, I’m not calling you stupid, I’m just saying that other people call you stupid. You should therefore defend me against […]

Ain't got a thing if ya ain't got that swing

The Finns apparently still have a thing or two to learn about anti-rape videos. Here’s the latest Taki’s Mag piece from David Cole Stein to tell you more [TRIGGER-WARNING: For those with an aversion to male cheerleaders not named George W. Bush, the video parody Dave and I produced referenced within].

“[A] young blond […]