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It seems in their zeal to denigrate America and her armed forces including it’s former Commander in Chief, Matt Daemon, Paul Greengrass, and Universal (as in Universally detested) have killed another America-hating franchise: But here’s the problem: Desperate to find a way to open the picture, Universal marketed the movie — as anyone who saw the [...] And also the doctor’s gonna give you money and you get to sleep with the nurse. And one other thing… Free drugs! h/t: JJ Share on Facebook As only he can, my friend (and friend of Threedonia) Jack Marino has been letting loose the hounds of hell on Tom Hanks (and Hollywood) in the comments section over at Big Hollywood. For those who don’t slog through those parts, notably the comments, which can admittedly get out of control sometimes, thought it’d be [...] Some things just aren’t right. Chief amongst them: grave-robbing, especially when you’re messing with The Hardest Working Man in Show Biz/Mr. Dynamite/Godfather of Soul/The King of Funk/Mr. Please Please Please Her (apparently at least 12 times). Come on now, people, let the man rest in peace. “My daddy’s body has disappeared,” [LaRhonda] Pettit, one of 12 [...] I’m not really sure what to add to this. NSFW or kids… multiple F-bombs. Rated R for “f*&king awesome. Share on Facebook Not for kids Tracy! or PC folks — which I guess is the same as kids. Share on Facebook
Had Paddy been hitting the sauce before he flipped out? Wouldn’t be surprised…
Share on Facebook Damn, she just makes her hatred so easy to mock. Miss Nasty-Ass, you wanna go out the window or YOU take the stairs? Share on Facebook Glenn Beck has never been to my taste, but I’m glad he’s out there. (Pun intended). Beck serves a role. When it comes to challenging the socialist in chief and his economic plans, we need guys like Beck who can drive home the message in an entertaining way that Joe Everyman will digest. What Beck is [...] Nancy Pelosi, Rufus’ Speaker of the House, gave a speech to the Legislative Conference of the National Association of Counties yesterday. Her full remarks are here (if you dare): Here’s a snippet of what she said: You’ve heard about the controversies within the bill, the process about the bill, one or the other. But I don’t [...] Kostya Govnuchkiovich Borienka, aka The KGB, unavailable for comment
Share on Facebook It’s better to keep your mouth shut and be thought an idiot than open it and remove all doubt. In today’s example that proves the above statement we have one Tom Hanks courtesy of Time Magazine via John Nolte AKA Dirty Harry Tom talking about his new show on HBO: “From the outset, we wanted to make people [...] Wow, this sounds really, really bad. From Kyle Smith via ACEof Spades After all of Hollywood’s Iraq movies have flopped (even the Oscar-garlanded “The Hurt Locker” earned only $15 million at the box office), one studio thinks it has the following secret to success: The previous films didn’t insult the United States enough. Take your pick for a fave, folks, from Billboard’s list of musician mugshots. I’m still stunned Ol’ Blue Eyes was brought in on a charge of adultery and going with Ozzy in a St. Louis Blues jersey, George Clinton running a close second. It’s been a busy week for our less law-abiding celebrities. Not only did [...] In an effort to further alienate every human being west of the Hudson, the Obama administration has cut off public input from a new federal strategy concerning recreational fishing. From that deranged right-wing outlet known as ESPN: The Obama administration will accept no more public input for a federal strategy that could prohibit U.S. citizens [...] Nimble, silent, cunning. These are but a few of the words that don’t come to mind while watching this cat burglar ply his trade. Share on Facebook Your potential theme song? Channeling the great Bobby Subgum, a teasah, a rittle ti’bit of the great Gary Eaton somehow making me sound not-too-shabby in the vocals department (and really pushing me — no baseball bats necessary — to hit the right word emphases throughout the song), while also supplying the guitars, bass and drums [...] First term Massachusetts Congressman Eric Massa — a DEMOCRAT — is not seeking reelection this fall. He says the reason is his health… others say it is that he made unwanted advances to a male staffer. Massa is married with kids. From Politico.com: First-term Rep. Eric Massa announced Wednesday that he will not seek reelection, [...] I wasn’t planning on seeing Matty’s new flick The Green Zone in any case, but Kyle Smith pretty much confirms my suspicions. I can’t believe what I just saw, so I’ll think about it some more before I go into detail. But if I were the kind of excitable guy who believes in boycotts, [...] I thought wimmins were supposed to be enlightened benevolent rulers — all-wise Earth mothers. Somehow more competent in the ways of peace and diplomacy. Welcome to the big time ladies! Get a load of this from the Times of London about our Secretary of State chatting with Argentina’s La Presidente about the [...] It seems the Ghost Whisperer likes to have jewels glued to her special place. “What’s that?!?” you say. Share on Facebook Share on Facebook From Iowahawk, this is absolutely hill-fing-larious. That’s right, mister! The Axis automotive powers have declared war on American motorists and our cherished union-made way of life. They’ve established secret assembly beach heads in so-called “right-to-work” occupied Vichy states like Alabama and Tennessee, manufacturing six sigma deathtrap jalopies with hillbilly slave dupes paid less than prevailing wages! And now [...] Share on Facebook This is what Playboy magazine thinks of you. First, talented artist I must say. Yeah, even here in deepest darkest Iraq where we aren’t supposed to see such nasty things as Playboy magazine…some of us actually do see things that have appeared in it. This is one such thing. The article that accompanies [...] Apparently he doesn’t like the lacrosse team very much. But he does like Megan Fox. At least he’s not gay (not that there’s anything wrong with that). This is awesome for its pure dweeb dweeby-ness. WOW! The Worst Speeches of All Time: Nerd's Obsession with Megan Fox "Glacier, what glacier?!?!" For God’s sake, someone put some pants on Rich’s opponents!!! H/T: Patriot Post Share on Facebook From Nick Gillespie at Reason — go read the whole thing: No one is more self-dramatizing on cable news than male hysteric, unsolicited janitor of Cooperstown, and Countdown host Keith Olbermann, who includes more special effects during his Castro-length “Special Comment” segments than Mikhail Kalatozov did in I Am Cuba (one cinematically exemplary rant remains Commandante [...] I just wrote the following comment. If any of you need proof that I am correct, see if you can get through the below audio clip. I apologize in advance for subjecting you to this, but sometimes knowledge requires pain. They are angry because the world is not perfect. We do not all own [...] Oh yes… we are in the very best of hands ladies and gentlemen. I’m amazed — and Hollywood has helped perpetuate this myth — that most folks seem to equate federal law enforcement with “professional” and state/local law enforcement with “hayseed”. In my 15 year career I’ve met plenty of both idiots and [...] OK ladies, here’s a scenario to ponder. If you’re not single, imagine for a moment that you are. You meet a fella, are somewhat attracted to him and pursue the relationship. Eventually, that attraction grows to the point that you decide that it’s time to do the nasty with your new found love. He warns [...] What is it with the Gray Lady? The New York Times is the purported bible of my profession, often treated as beyond reproach, despite all the recent embarrassments of Judith Miller and Jayson Blair, or what most papers would consider embarrassments. The paper reacted strangely to the Judith Miller debacle, not taking issue so much [...] She’s a Jew and she’s almost nekid… Al Queda must be s#$tin’ bricks. Share on Facebook Share on Facebook As collected by the indefatigable Daily Caller. The erstwhile congressman from Rhode Island is calling it quits, coincidentally as his chances for re-election fade. The voters of Rhode Island have indeed been forgiving. First elected to the state’s house of representatives in 1988 at the age of 21, and to the U.S. House six [...] In case you missed it, riddle me this: Now that we’re going to put the Iraq War firmly in the victory column, which it appears we are, guess who gets credit for winning the war? Outlaw and his comrades who have been putting their asses on the line? Nope. George W. Bush, who had the stones to stand behind [...] Via The Other McCain Anne grew up wanting to become a nun but shunned Catholicism when she learned her older brother, Michael, was gay. College Widow, who also kindly thanks G-Man for the challenge/inspiration, you rock!!! Share on Facebook Standard WARNING! This clip contains stuff not suitable for the kiddos. FUNNY AS HELL! If you like the Venture Bros, this will be right up your alley. Share on Facebook In some way this video makes me glad they don’t really show music videos on MTV anymore… What the hell, Billy? Ace of Spades has the video of the first ten minutes of Music Television. That was some cool stuff way back then. What the hell happened? I guess I could ask the same question about [...] and none of them are good. …Put your feet up, y’all come back now…hear! Yeah, I put my feet on the furniture here where I work. But I think I know the difference between a crappy government desk in a dirty office in Iraq and an historic piece of furniture in the Oval Office that [...] I have been amused and sickened by the latest campaign of N.O.W. (Nat’l Organization of Weenie-haters) to smear Focus on the Family — the sponsor of the infamous Pam/Tim Tebow ad — you know the one that argues that having a child is a good thing — so he can then abuse you. Now [...] |
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