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Fame, what’s your name?

I was scanning through the internets and ran across this picture of “actress” Vanessa Hudgens coming out of someplace in LA and attempting to hide her face from the gathered paparazzi.

I wondered to myself why, if one was in showbiz like she is, would you expect that the vultures that make up that [...]

Grandstander in Chief

Obama’s desire to talk tough has had a real effect. It has probably kept military courts from fully punishing rapists. From Stars and Stripes:

Two defendants in military sexual assault cases cannot be punitively discharged, if found guilty, because of “unlawful command influence” derived from comments made by President Barack Obama, a judge ruled [...]

He’s a Giver

Change this man’s name to State Farm… because like, a good neighbor, he’s there.

A 50-year-old man who had sex with his neighbor while she was unconscious told police he only did it to try and keep her warm, it emerged today. Rodger William Kelly, from St George, Utah, said he inserted his penis [...]

Your D-Bag of the Year

Meet Edward Snowden… he blows one whistle and he’s a whistleblower for life. Mr. Snowden decided early on after gaining skills and access that HE could no longer live with the government’s actions in protecting his ass. From The Guardian

The individual responsible for one of the most significant leaks in US political history [...]

Don’t Just Do Something… Stand There!

Obama’s puppet masters forgot to jam their hands up their Muppet:

President Obama strolled out to the podium today in San Jose, CA and was immediately at a loss for words. Not only did the President not have teleprompter, his aides forgot his speech.

“My remarks are not sitting here,” the President declared awkwardly. [...]

More People To Add To The List…

Stupid f-ing oxygen thieves…

The Price is Wrong…

If you’re gonna claim disability and draw benefits… DON’T go on national TV and spin the “big wheel” on The Price is Right:

A former Fayetteville postal carrier who was receiving worker’s compensation payments after injuring herself on the job pleaded guilty to fraud in federal court Monday. Cathy Wrench Cashwell’s claim that she [...]

We don't need another hero

I realize our neighbors to the north tend to specialize in supplying heroes of the fictional kind, but c’mon, Canada, y’all will never produce future moose hunters if this mentality persists. Especially interested in knowing how our resident educators would have reacted in similar circumstances. BarryO, that means you, too.

MacLean instinctively jumped and [...]

Good Job Scooter

Though this video highlights a Chinese scooter driver, East Asians unfairly bear the brunt of the bad Asian driver stereotype… living in Southern California for now 9 years I can vouch with 100% confidence that most Asian drivers from across the continent suck at driving.

h/t: The Awesomer

Sunday Open Thread

How Could I Not?

I mean how often is this claim made? The cops ‘slapped my vagina’!

http://fxn.ws/141Z654

Who We're Dealing With

Edited to add: The Television Without Pity moderator deleted the part of the post I mention here.  Guy’s still an asshole, though.

Most of my (non-online) friends are libs, but none of them has ever sunk to the depths of this scary idiot.  You don’t have to go further than his opening paragraph.  It’s [...]

At Least He Didn’t Go Upper Deck

video platformvideo managementvideo solutionsvideo player NOW you can get snow cones at the Houston Astros’ Minute Maid Park:

The Houston Astros are winning, the hot dogs are selling, and all is right with the world at Minute Maid Park. But not inside a men’s restroom.

Cell phone video shows a ball park snow cone vendor [...]

Apologize and Then Shut Up

Osaka, Japan’s mayor recently stirred up controversy with some comments “justifying” Japan’s use of “comfort women” during WW2. That “Outspoken populist” is a political euphemism for “loudmouth prick” seems universal.

China expressed outrage on Tuesday over remarks by the mayor of the Japanese city of Osaka who said Japan’s system of military brothels during World [...]

A Government Holding Its Leaders Accountable

Islamic Republic of Iran — bastion of government accountability:

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad may face charges for accompanying his former chief of staff to register for June’s presidential vote, the country’s electoral watchdog said.

Iran’s electoral law forbids the use of state resources on behalf of or against any candidate, and bans individuals from [...]

That’s the Chicago Way

How whacked out is Chicago’s gun ban? This whacked out:

The city’s most powerful alderman — Edward Burke (14th) — introduced an ordinance at Wednesday’s City Council meeting that would allow Chicago museums to display unloaded firearms for historical purposes.

Currently, city museums are prohibited from lawfully displaying firearms of historic value, according to [...]

Hey Ladies! I’m the Leader of the 69th Air Force and I Fly B-69s!

The Air Force has a problem…

The Air Force’s top man in charge of sexual-assault prevention was busted for allegedly groping a woman in suburban Washington D.C., police said today.

A drunken Lt. Col. Jeff Krusinski “approached a female victim in a parking lot and grabbed her breasts and buttocks,” according to a report [...]

The T-shirt Says It All

This dude was arrested for Welfare Fraud. Irony is so ironic.

Meet Don Castner.

The 39-year-old was one of dozens of Florida residents arrested today on welfare fraud charges. Castner and his codefendants were swept up in “Operation Meal Ticket,” an undercover probe run by the Manatee County Sheriff’s Office.

Castner, who is [...]

You Will Sit for 911 Minutes.

Federal judge to Chicago-area teen who tried to join al-Qaeda… Time out Mister!

In a highly unusual decision, a federal judge yesterday ordered a terrorism suspect released to home confinement while the Aurora teen awaits trial on charges that he signed up to fight in war-torn Syria for a terror group with ties to [...]

Well This Makes Cents…

Your tax dollars at work.

From the Washington Times via This Ain’t Hell comes this heartwarming story about how the DOD is wasting your money when they don’t have enough funds to run a bus to the AF Museum.

In March, Gevo entered into a contract with the Defense Logistics Agency to supply the U.S. [...]