Tumblr Dumblr - Brony Edition

As always with Tumblr, it’s hard to tell satire from reality, but given what I know about Millennial SJWs, I’d say there’s a 95% chance this is legit.

If this is how these little snowflakes are approaching their career prospects, no wonder they need free money from Bernie.

Oh, and if you don’t […]

Tumblr Dumblr: Stormtrooper Edition

So for those of you who don’t know, it’s common practice for Tumblerinas and other assorted SJWs to make a list of their “triggers” – offensive words that supposedly trigger their PTSD, and therefore nobody’s allowed to say them anymore. Well, a Star Wars fan apparently decided to troll them (and given that the SJWs […]

He died with his boots off

Like the man sang, “Keep your eyes on the road and your hands upon the wheel.”

The Michigan State Police Department said Tuesday that a man died after rolling his car on the ramp from the Lodge to I-75 was watching pornography while driving.

The accident happened early Sunday morning just after 3:30. […]

Bush? Whack.

I'd be careful Donald pic.twitter.com/Y3iZmG4tt5

— Jeb Bush (@JebBush) January 23, 2016

I’d have a lot more respect if he challenged Trump to a fist fight after the next debate instead of clinging to mommy’s skirt. Barbara would kick Donald’s butt though.

“Priorities”

First-world feminism in a nutshell.

Tumblr Dumblr: Founding Fathers Edition

Race-hustling SJW tries spreading some fake history about George Washington and gets owned. Guess he didn’t count on anyone on Tumblr actually having read some unbiased history.

Tumblr Dumblr: Twit-ter Edition, Part 2

Liberal cult science guru Neil Degrasse Tyson (who, incidentally, happens to be the subject of a brilliant takedown over at Breitbart today), went on Twitter and made one of his unfunny science “jokes” last week, only to inadvertently offend an SJW:

How dare he make a joke that might offend a disabled person (who […]

Tumblr Dumblr: Twit-ter Edition

So over the weekend, Bernie Sanders tried to join the hip kids on Twitter, and learned that even he cannot make the SJWs happy.

Tough break, Bern. Welcome to our world.

…roasted on an open fire.

I think this guy was facing the other way:

A suspected burglar who became stuck in a chimney in Central California died Saturday afternoon after the unsuspecting homeowner lit a fire, the Fresno County Sheriff’s Office said.

The incident occurred at around 3 p.m. and firefighters who responded to the Huron home found a […]

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