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A man whose girlfriend has broken up with him has bought a $15,000 sex doll that is just — mostly — like her. The 50-year-old man took a collection of snapshots of his ex and told adult toy maker Diego Bortolin: “I want it just like her but with bigger boobs.” Diego – who refuses to name [...] Make one little change to the “Recent Comments” widget and all hell breaks loose…. Share on Facebook Fans of the TV show Seinfeld might remember the episode called, “The Summer of George” where reoccurring character George Costanza spends the severance money he received from his former employer, the New York Yankees on shall we say questionable things, with his summer ultimately ending with him in the hospital. James Taranto in a column for [...] On this day in 2008 some ones and zeros were uploaded to a vacant outpost on the world wide web and thus, rather inauspiciously, www.threedonia.com was born! As with most offspring, threedonia has developed quite differently than Floyd, Chuck and I foresaw, gazing through the celebratory cigar smoke on that storied day. We began as [...] Don’t know if this has been photoshopped or not, I have seen it in several places but don’t know it’s source…it’s damn funny though. UPDATE! According this this site that has the original AP caption…not a photoshop job. Here’s the caption as written: “President Barack Obama and first lady Michelle Obama walk through a rainy Columbia [...]
Ever notice how much Carnac looks like Floyd? When President Obama speaks to America on Tuesday night about the war in Iraq he will be engaged in a political mission, one that will require the ultimate in political finesse. Democrats can’t claim much in the way of success after and year and [...] Exhibit A: Hazards of recoil Mr. Floyd’s excellent post about the EPA declining to try to ban lead in bullets (the opening of the EPA’s press release on the issue read: ‘EPA Administrator Lisa Jackson hailed the Agency’s decision not ban lead bullets, saying: “See, we’re not entirely morons!” ‘) reminded me of a [...] Somebody at the Environmental Protection Agency takes too much policy guidance from Chris Rock standup routines. Rumors — let’s call it “truth” — were circulating that the EPA was planning on banning lead — as in lead bullets. You see the lead was poisoning the environment and killing animals. Yeah.. I know. [...] Frank J. at www.imao.us has a great post about recent news stories that ceased to be news once it was discovered the perpetrators were not angry, right wing nutjobs. They were angry, left wing nutjobs, but since the mainstream media is convinced there is no such animal there is no sense in assigning a reporter to [...] In another word: idiots! Christina Hendricks is putting her amazing Monroe-esque curves to work for London Fog. The titian-tressed “Mad Men” looker appears in a new series of ads for the company’s fall 2010 campaign. But before you decide that your life won’t be complete until you own a leopard-print trench coat like [...] Colondra Hamilton (above) eschews driving automatic — dare I say it? For stick: A Cincinnati woman was simultaneously masturbating with a sex toy and watching a pornographic video while driving last week, according to cops who arrested her on assorted criminal charges. Colondra Hamilton, 36, was pulled over last Tuesday evening in a traffic stop triggered [...] I cannot believe how unfair life is. I have to go back to work today full time after being off (“off” meaning some summer courses) since the beginning of May. Rest assured Threedonians. I will never ask “Why me?” “Why not me?” now that is the question. Share on Facebook Who is this heroine bad bad woman? Footage of the attack was captured by a CCTV camera which the couple use to monitor the front of their home. They have now posted the video on YouTube and Facebook in a bid to track down the culprit. Darryl, 26, a mobile phone repair man, said: ‘I’d like to know [...] Wikileaks founder and spokeshole Julian Assange was charged and then discharged of rape and molestation by a Swedish prosecutor this past week and weekend. Assange, of course, is trying to paint it as a Pentagon set up. Using our noodle — and the common sense God gave us (or that you inherited from [...] With one more August show to go, an easy way to get caught up on the return of Radio Free Threedonia. Moving backwards … 8/22 — Author Kender MacGowan and a mini-memorial to The Call’s Michael Been, including great stories from Been friend and former collaborator Eli Braden 8/15 — Jeff Radice (No No: A Dockumentary), Christian [...] Britain’s most disgusting woman: An arrest warrant is out for Wendy Lewis, 32, who was given a “guard of dishonour” by angry veterans when she appeared at Blackpool Magistrates Court. She was caught on security cameras relieving herself on the seaside town’s Cenotaph, before performing a sex act on a man nearby. Lewis was found guilty of [...] Doc - why I can’t get over my agoraphobia? According to this story, Los Angeles Steve Hermann just completed his latest project: a 13,875 square foot glass walled house. Price tag? $35 million. According to Hermann: “Here I have complete privacy. It allows you to be one with nature inside the house.” Personally, if I want [...] It is often said that public cannot recall anything that happened more than 72 hours ago. Yet, we Threedonians have longer memories than that, don’t we? Excepting Fritz of course, what with the impending Alzheimer’s and all. (He’ll forget I wrote that by the time he reaches the end of the post, so I’m not [...] From Breitbart.com: Police said Wednesday they were astonished to find at least 14 wild black bears guarding an illegal marijuana growing operation after a recent raid on the property in westernmost Canada. Royal Canadian Mounted Police Sergeant Fred Mansveld said police believe two growers arrested in the raid had used dog food to lure the animals onto [...] Anybody see my Medal of Honor? I seem to have misplaced it. Last week, it was against the law for me to make such a claim. Now? Not so much. Thanks to the 9th Circuit, you’ll soon be able to order your replica MOH from the Franklin Mint and display it proudly above your mantle. Act [...]
If you want to know what’s wrong with Illinois, you need look no further. Behold the father and son legal team of Sam Adam Sr. and Jr., ranting like raving lunatics declaring their client the most agrrieved innocent man ever not convicted on the strenght of one dickhead juror who probably couldn’t find his ass [...] Continuing the “wacky” tales of Star Wars fans that started HERE I give you this story… Share on Facebook The race is on to make the world’s first 3-D pron (sic) movie. Who will win? Hong Kong? The remake of Caligula? Or the Avatar spoof? Producer Stephen Shiu said: “This is the future of the movie business — it’s human nature to want to see things in 3D.” I don’t know [...] and don’t expect me to watch your back. You might remember THIS POST about a hipster douchebag with a pierced lip and a passion for taking a dive when a foul ball heads his way. I don’t know, after watching this interview he may have done it on purpose. Share on Facebook This date in 1969 99.99% of Americans were not damn dirty hippies and went on with their daily lives. Share on Facebook From the London Sunday Telegraph: One local authority is using its budget to pay for the services of a prostitute in Amsterdam, while others have said visits to lap dancing clubs are permissible under new policies which transfer funds directly to those who receive care from social services. Holidays abroad, subscriptions for internet dating and driving lessons [...] You might be surprised, this being from state owned BBC, but they have produced a two part radio presentation that details the useful idiots who enabled the bloody reign of Stalin and others…among those Walter Duranty of The New York Times. You can listen to it HERE or HERE H/T Ace of Spades You can also download MP3’s [...] Best part of interviewing people on the street – interviewing people like this. Floyd Here: It gets better… this thing has gone viral: Share on Facebook Outlaw put this in the comments to his Po-Po post below. It really deserves its own post. Share on Facebook I’ve been meaning to blog this since summer began. I want to sing the praises of ABC’s show Wipeout. Is it inane? Yes. Stupid? Sure. Annoying contestants? You betcha. But here’s the catch. Most of the annoying contestant “wipeout” on the ridiculous obstacle course in horribly embarrassing [...] From NBC Washington Via The Jawa Reoprt A group of young Americans were told to stop singing THE NATIONAL ANTHEM at the Lincoln Memorial by Park Police. Members of the conservative Young America’s Foundation, were told by U.S. Park Police that they were “were in violation of federal law and their impromptu performance constituted a demonstration in [...] Working the fat off for chairborne rangers everywhere. Via BlackFive Exercise No. 1: Fobgeneration It takes nine seconds from the time you die in “Call of Duty” until you regenerate. Most people waste that time sitting in a chair getting fatter. You can maximize it for an optimal workout. As soon as death is imminent, shift your weight out [...] You’ve probably heard this talking point with regard to the California Proposition 8 case: the counsel for Prop. 8 proponents did a crappy job of presenting their case. Heck – they didn’t even present evidence – the morons! Plaintiff’s co-counsel Ted Olson echoed that theory on Fox this Sunday: “In fact, they [Prop 8 proponents] said [...] Got this link from Big Hollyweird Dawson, Alba, Longoria fight Arizona’s immigration law in PSAAug. 9, 2010, 4:15 PM EST Dawson recruited Alba and Longoria Parker to join a host [...] …a douchbag. Watch the whole thing HERE. I watched it live, a jerk such as this should have his butt kicked, the announcers call him “the bailer”. I just call him douchebag. Share on Facebook H/T man Shane is two for two today — this time featuring the mighty Thaddeus McCotter!!! Share on Facebook and to think there are people who think that The Office isn’t funny. Share on Facebook The World Sauna Championships have ended in tragedy. From the BBC: Russian finalist Vladimir Ladyzhensky and Finnish rival Timo Kaukonen were both taken to hospital after collapsing and Mr Ladyzhensky later died. The competition was held in Heinola, 138km (86 miles) north of Helsinki. Its chief organiser, Ossi Arvela, said all the rules of the event had [...] Rice and Smith were the most productive, but not the best ever On the eve of those players induction into the Pro Football Hall of Fame? Share on Facebook |
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