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Fire in the Hole!

Life is always better, worse, funnier, and more tragic than any fiction…. Exhibit A:

A college student claims he was injured when a fraternity member in a “drunken stupor” decided “that it would be a good idea to shoot bottle rockets out of his anus,” and did so, “but instead of launching, the bottle [...]

That is what they want, this is what they get

Ranger Up’s awesome team, at it yet again with their latest shirt, now available for pre-order. However — and completely sucking up to Outlaw — rather they’d used an Apache firing the kill-shots.

Either:

a) We made this shirt to mock the bastardization of an inane verse in the Koran by Islamic fundamentalists to [...]

Stereotypebusters

Ahhh… the myth of the smart Asian. Even in Chinese high school… not every one can be valedictorian… Exhibit A from the People’s Republic of China People’s Liberation Army.

Anyone with any smarts knows that Batman has already modeled the proper bomb disposal technique…

She’s Got It, Yeah Baby She’s Got It!

A Russian scientist claims there may be life on Venus.

http://yhoo.it/w7Wtf1

Apparently no vodka was consumed during this mission.

The Ditherer In Chief Strikes Again

Keystone XL is dead – at least until Jan 2013 when the joker living on Pennsylvania Avenue hopefully has to find another job. From the WSJ:

“This announcement is not a judgment on the merits of the pipeline, but the arbitrary nature of a deadline that prevented the State Department from gathering the information [...]

Occupy This, Reality Version

The latest shirt from our friends at Ranger Up, tellin’ it like it is. Pre-order as necessary …

There are a lot of ways to change the world.

Sitting around in a park whining is not one of them.

The only way to actually accomplish anything of note, including the “change” this Occupy Wall [...]

From the Trailer Park — Nitro Circus The Movie 3D

This has a dash of Jackass, a bit of Joey Chitwood, a pinch of Evel Knievel, and helping of Hal Needham…. My son was a Travis Pastrana fan from the Monster Jam circuit and Nitro Circus is his outfit. Anyway… crashing cars is always cool.

This kind of sneaked by a lot of people…

We have things classified top secret because????

From The Washington Times via Neptunus Lex

OBAMA TO SHARE SECRETS

President Obama signaled Congress this week that he is prepared to share U.S. missile defense secrets with Russia.

In the president’s signing statement issued Saturday in passing into law the fiscal 2012 defense authorization bill, Mr. Obama [...]

Persian Roulette

Iran Says U.S. Aircraft Carrier Has Entered Zone Near Key Oil Route, http://fxn.ws/tP4b8I

Iran threatens the Strait of Hormuz… build the pipeline D’oh bama.

Old Spice is Blowin’ Up!

Best Non Sofia Vergara marketing campaign… EVER.

From the Trailer Park — The Dictator

He’s Seen the Needle…

and the damage done.

Authorities have filed homicide charges against a woman after she allegedly administered a silicone injection into the penis of a 22-year-old man, who suffered a fatal blood clot.

The victim, who died in May, had been seeking a penis enhancement, authorities said today.

Kasia Rivera, 34, of East Orange, was arrested [...]

Agent Pepper-Spray Orange

Mercilessly mocking the loony left, still one of our greatest weapons, and David Stein does it oh-so-well in his latest Counter Contempt column. If you like the below — and who besides maybe BarryO wouldn’t? — be sure to check it out in its entirety.

“Ebay … I don’t think I can ever [...]

Screw You Farmers

Guess what kids – that wacky EPA is at it again! New rules just went into effect that regulate the way that farmers can use pesticides, herbacides and other forms of pest control. You’re feeling safer already, aren’t you – knowing that the EPA is finally going to tell those yokels how to manage [...]

The Solution to Somalian Pirates

Occupy Wall Street: End Game

Many have been asking (as noted by John FN in the comments to the Occupy Wall St. video post below) how much student loan forgiveness plays into these “Occupy” protests. RealClearMarkets has a good peek into the answer — which is — a LOT.

In the realm of economic stimulus proposals, none is as audacious, [...]

NATO al-Islamiyya

Chalk up another victory for Barack “Nobel my belle” Obama’s foreign policy in Libya.

Mustafa Abdul-Jalil, the chairman of the National Transitional Council and de fact president, had already declared that Libyan laws in future would have Sharia, the Islamic code, as its “basic source”.

But that formulation can be interpreted in many ways [...]

Occupy Wall Street — Brought to You By Corporations

h/t: my Mom’s Facebook Newsfeed. Who knew she was a corporate shill?

Droning On

What’s the process for killing American citizens with minimal due process? Reuters has a piece on the process – though the White House is a bit fuzzy — understandably so.

There is no public record of the operations or decisions of the panel, which is a subset of the White House’s National Security [...]

Threedonia’s Word For the Day — Pathetic

The Oxford English Dictionary provides many definitions of “pathetic”, but #6 will suffice:

“a. colloq. Miserably inadequate; of such a low standard as to be ridiculous or contemptible.” Third edition, June 2005; online version September 2011

The example for today’s word is Mark Bradford from the UK:

A middle-aged man charged round to the [...]