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A post because I can. Ha!

Kane here, abusing my posting privileges to make a post out of something that could have just been a more  complete comment to the Col. Sanders Christmas post. Too bad. Rank, no matter how unearned, does have its privileges. I’ve got a password and I’m using it. And I can’t believe I’m going to [...]

Toast Post: Merry Christmas

May you be warm and cozy — as a color enhanced piece of toast on a creepy winking Santa paper plate!

Great r ‘n’ r? I’m Down with that

Rufus had the right artist but the way wrong song. Above is the Fab Four at their best. This guitar solo blows away the one on Boys, which is a bunch of time wasting tricks strung together while Georege trying to get inspiration. Then time ran out.

Here’s a cool live version:

Having a heart to heart with Rover

If this is so, why can’t my neighbors just have a long talk with their dogs about what a jerk that Kane guy is and stay out of his yard already!

Too many days of Christmas music, Rudy

One of Rufus’ favorite things about this time of year is the music. A lot of Rufus’ favorite music is Christmas themed and you simply cannot listen to it in July. Also, a lot of the music is simple enough that even Rufus  can play it on piano. Rufus has an extensive collection of [...]

Toast post: She can butter your buns, but not jam your toast

Aiko can butter toast, which is pretty nifty. Never saw C-3P0 or R2D2 do that.

But I’m waiting for the model that can handle jam on toast. Then I buy.

Toast Post: When is enough toast enough?

How much toast is too much toast?

“My family called me the Toast Monster because I’d start the day with up to NINE slices of toast with lashings of butter, plus two cups of coffee with milk and sugar”

At that rate, I hope she was buying the store brand stuff.

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Toast post: An upside to having the Decemeber crud

Not feeling well last few days.

Eating only dry toast for all meals.

Thank goodness for that.

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Toast Post: Helping you get through the holiday social season

Toast. It’s not just a breakfast food. It’s a Christmas Party Survival essential:

TUCK INTO TOAST: Eating something fatty will give you a feeling of fullness, which means you’re less likely to scoff calorie-rich finger foods. It will also take the booze longer to hit your bloodstream.Amanda says: ‘If you’re in a rush, there’s [...]

Toast post: Toast for Thanksgiving? Holy frijoles!

Lank Dresser thinks Thanksgiving is too focused on gluttony. He has a solution:

Next year I’m having Thanksgiving dinner at my house, and you’re invited. We’re having dry toast and black coffee.

But the real reason to check out this Web site is this feature.

Aye carumba!

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Toast post: One of the day’s essential actions

Don’t know what to do with yourself?

“Fumble in the dark.

“Brew a pot of tea.

“Spoon yogurt into a bowl.

“Dry a wet body.

“Close a half-open window.

and of course

“Make a piece of buttered toast.”

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Toast post: Burned toast — good for marriage, bad for health

Learning to take burnt toast with grace can save your marriage, this post asserts.

Just remember it also may kill you, trzpur pointed out.

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Toast post: There’s gonna be a toaster museum

Apparently, a collection of “bread browning devices” is a lot more lucrative than a collection of blog posts about bread browned in such a device. Based on the Threedonia cash flow statement anyway.

I wonder if they have a 2003 Magic Chef in there?

Toast post: Since Rufus brought up jazz

This reveiwer pitches the following as a good point about a Stan Getz CD:

No alternate takes, no unreleased tracks, no special-edition book, no piece of toast with a burned spot that looks like Charlie Byrd.

But he’s wrong. Jazz icon toast sizzles and certainly would increase the value of any compilation CD. Remember [...]

Halloween update: Is a different shaped Sweet-tart any sweeter?

Yes we are still working through the Halloween candy at the Kane house. Not that there’s a lot left, but it is still hanging in there in a bowl on the kitchen island counter. The chocolate is mostly gone now, except for the mysterious chocolate Skittles. No one seems to want to [...]

Toast post: Obama saved Wisconsin’s butter for nation’s toast

I missed the speech or statement where Sarah Palin said she didn’t like Wisconsin and dairy products, including butter for your toast. But apparently this guy heard something to make him think she might unleash nukes on America’s Dairyland.

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Toast post: How long do you keep your toast around?

Is this guy legit? I don’t know.

But I do know that a year’s shelf life for toast seems really long.

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Toast post: Taking toast and cats for a spin

For all of you hard science freaks out there: Explain this eh?

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Toast post: A flight down toast memory lane

Remember this? Remember how you could change the darkness of the toast? That was only fair. You have to be able to adjust the toast.

Toast post: Do mushrooms and toast go together?

I love mushrooms. You know I love toast.

Hmmmmm. Would I love mushroom toast?

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