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This is outrageous. Obama is going to say some pretty words today. Don’t forget his administration is a cluster foxtrot From NBC Dallas-Ft. Worth:

The Department of Defense confirms to NBC 5 Investigates that accused Fort Hood shooter Major Nidal Hasan has now been paid more than $278,000 since the Nov. 5, 2009 shooting that [...]

Don’t Mess With Texans

Stupid burglars… stupid stupid burglars.

The victim of an armed home invasion in Houston has turned the tables on the brazen intruders after they stuffed him into a closet that turned out to be the place where he stores his gun.

Police say it all started at around 2pm Tuesday when three men broke [...]

Aiding and Abetting Infanticide

Walter Russell Mead has a great essay at Via Meadia on the accomplices to abortionist Kenneth Gosnell’s serial murder and medical malpractice — Pennsylvania’s regulators including Republican Governor Tom Ridge.

Gosnell spent nearly forty years running his clinic. According to the grand jury report, during that time he performed hundreds of abortions on women who [...]

In Class With Floyd -- Criminal Trials and Punishment

In my Judicial Process course tonight we are finishing up the criminal trial process and talking about sentencing and corrections… so we’ll cover a few interesting things tonight… including cross-examination.

This is an old — yet quintessential example of an effective (yes it’s lawyer tricks) cross-ex. even though it’s from a civil hypothetical. I [...]

A Government Holding Its Leaders Accountable

Islamic Republic of Iran — bastion of government accountability:

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad may face charges for accompanying his former chief of staff to register for June’s presidential vote, the country’s electoral watchdog said.

Iran’s electoral law forbids the use of state resources on behalf of or against any candidate, and bans individuals from [...]

I’m Not Dead Yet!

What would you do with a terminal diagnosis? Sue for damages if it turned out to be wrong.

It’s everyone’s worst nightmare: Being diagnosed with a terminal illness and given only months to live.

Of course, there’s always the extremely rare chance it was all a mistake.

Luckily for a traumatized Mark Templin, it [...]

That’s the Chicago Way

How whacked out is Chicago’s gun ban? This whacked out:

The city’s most powerful alderman — Edward Burke (14th) — introduced an ordinance at Wednesday’s City Council meeting that would allow Chicago museums to display unloaded firearms for historical purposes.

Currently, city museums are prohibited from lawfully displaying firearms of historic value, according to [...]

Hey Ladies! I’m the Leader of the 69th Air Force and I Fly B-69s!

The Air Force has a problem…

The Air Force’s top man in charge of sexual-assault prevention was busted for allegedly groping a woman in suburban Washington D.C., police said today.

A drunken Lt. Col. Jeff Krusinski “approached a female victim in a parking lot and grabbed her breasts and buttocks,” according to a report [...]

The T-shirt Says It All

This dude was arrested for Welfare Fraud. Irony is so ironic.

Meet Don Castner.

The 39-year-old was one of dozens of Florida residents arrested today on welfare fraud charges. Castner and his codefendants were swept up in “Operation Meal Ticket,” an undercover probe run by the Manatee County Sheriff’s Office.

Castner, who is [...]

Less Guns = More Killings

As former U.S. Senator Daniel Patrick Moynihan (RIP) once famously said, “You are entitled to your opinion. But you are not entitled to your own facts.” With that in mind, ruminate on the above graph.

And let me not be remiss in reiterating that gun ownership not only limits the predations of our neighbors, [...]

You Will Sit for 911 Minutes.

Federal judge to Chicago-area teen who tried to join al-Qaeda… Time out Mister!

In a highly unusual decision, a federal judge yesterday ordered a terrorism suspect released to home confinement while the Aurora teen awaits trial on charges that he signed up to fight in war-torn Syria for a terror group with ties to [...]

Only MY Flavors Are Guaranteed to Satisfy!!

This ice cream man, Joshua Malatino, is not in a very good humor:

The owner of the Sno Cone Joe franchise reportedly stalked a Mr. Ding-a-Ling ice cream vendor, telling the man, “You don’t have a chance! This is my town!”

The Gloversville, N.Y., police arrested Malatino after they spotted him tailgating the [...]

Jeepers Creepers

It’s much easier when Lady Godiva just rides by.

Two men fell through a restroom ceiling as they tried to spy on women, Gwinnett County police said. said.

The alleged incident took place Sunday night at the Venture Value Cinema in Duluth.

According to arrest warrants, the manager said he thinks the men [...]

Oh, Mexico.

Elections have consequences — even — especially Mexican ones. Here’s a great story from The New York Times on Mexico’s shifting drug war policy after their last Presidential elections in December.

But shortly after Mexico’s new president, Enrique Peña Nieto, took office in December, American agents got a clear message that the dynamics, with [...]

No More Punishment!!

I am so relieved that my little girl will not have to be punished with a baby. Why wait for Dr. Gosnell to butcher the little critter when we can allow teenagers to to take what should be prescription drugs to stop it immediately? Oh thank Obama for stopping baby trauma…

The government is [...]

Sentence Under Review

Usually the only “Yelps” heard in prison are not so critical. “Not recommended.” When it comes to a firsthand prison review, do you really need to know anything other than that?

Believe it or not, that was the actual review from a Yelp user named “Ticha B.,” who reviewed California’s San Quentin State Prison . [...]

Democracy is Only Fun When You Get Your Way

Caveat Elector in Colorado… months after legalizing marijuana the voters in Colorado may get yet another hit at the bong as voters experience buyer’s remorse a moment of sanity the reality that accompanies the legalization of one’s hobby. Silly potheads, what did you think would happen once your habit was brought to the mainstream? [...]

In Class With Floyd -- Extraordinary!

Tonight in my International Law seminar we will discuss why and how this scene from The Dark Knight — in addition to being effing awesome — is legal (even though it violates every Chinese law in the book I imagine). The Joker may not have had a plan but he knew the money guy [...]

I’m Out of Order?!? NO! I’m Out of Order!

Meet Michigan Judge Raymond Voet — paragon of ethical virtue.

“I thought it would never happen to me,” said Judge Raymond Voet, who is the chief judge in Ionia County, Michigan. He was referring to the fact that his cellphone made noise in court on April 13 during a trial. Like many judges, Voet hates [...]

Reese's Pieces

Reese Witherspoon was arrested the other day in Atlanta for Disorderly Conduct for her behavior during her husband’s arrest for DUI. I won’t show her mugshot… why would I when there are so many better pictures of her to look at? The story is here:

Reese Witherspoon is “deeply embarrassed” about what she said [...]