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Hungry Hungry Hippos

It looks like just a game… that shit is real.

The hippo who tried to kill me wasn’t a stranger – he and I had met before a number of times. I was 27 and owned a business taking clients down the Zambezi river near Victoria Falls. I’d been working this stretch of river [...]

Science! Ain’t That A Kick in the Err… Head

Which hurts worse? I would trade kidney stone for kick in the balls for male pain — or being married to Roseanne Barr or Nancy Pelosi, but either way I’m sure childbirth wins. Though I will say I would never choose to be kicked in the balls 3 times while my wife chose to [...]

What Is the Sound of One Third Clapping?

Here’s a fun bit of news from the Centers for Disease Control:

According to new data released by the federal Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, there were 19.7 million new venereal infections in the United States in 2008, bringing the total number of existing sexually transmitted infections (STIs) in the U.S. at that time [...]

Wait. What?

Voyager I has left the building… or has it?

NASA JPL released a statement this afternoon saying, “”The Voyager team is aware of reports today that NASA’s Voyager 1 has left the solar system. It is the consensus of the Voyager science team that Voyager 1 has not yet left the solar system or [...]

Roach Class

Damn. Just damn.

Riders on a New York City-bound bus from New Jersey were evacuated and moved to a new bus after an apparent invasion of cockroaches.

A passenger on a Manhattan-bound bus from Atlantic City tells WABC-TV that roaches started coming out of the vents inside the bus just 15 minutes into their [...]

And Then Comes the Darkness

30 million locusts have descended on Egypt. How biblical.

An enormous swarm of locusts is plaguing Egypt, in a development that agricultural authorities admitted they failed to predict.

Egyptian Agricultural Minister Salah Abad Almoman said the swarm, comprising an estimated 30 million insects, descended on Giza, near southern Cairo, where it is causing great [...]

Swingers…

I might have been persuaded to do this in my twenties.

Ring of Fire

Epic, in the real sense of the word, video from NASA

Operation Deadmau5

How do you rid an island of an out of control predator? Parachute toxic dead mice in. From NPR:

Here’s the latest plan scientists have come up with to kill some of the estimated 2 million brown tree snakes that have wiped out many other animals on Guam:

In April or May they’re going [...]

Oh! They Missed A Darwin Award by THAT Much.

Two brothers in Kansas blew up their house while celebrating lottery win with drugs.

Authorities say two brothers accidentally blew up their house after celebrating a $75,000 winning lottery ticket by purchasing marijuana and meth.

Wichita police Sgt. Bruce Watts says one of the brothers was taken to a hospital and the other to [...]

Flippin’ Awesome

Holy Shitsky!

Meteorite storm hits Russia… watch upper left corner, injuring nearly 1,000 people:

A terrifying meteorite shower left more than 950 people injured, buildings devastated and the mobile network wiped out when it hit Russia this morning.

Brightly burning rocks could be seen for miles as they crashed at around 9.20am local time and [...]

Scrutiny of the Bounty

Outside Magazine has a great story about the sinking of the replica of The Bounty (above) off the coast of North Carolina during Hurricane Sandy. Sunk: The Incredible Truth about the Ship That Never Should Have Sailed:

On the night of Sunday, October 28, 2012, Coast Guard lieutenant Wes McIntosh and the crew of [...]

Help? In Awhile…

This is a new one on me.

South Africa has called out the police to join the hunt for as many as 10,000 crocodiles on the loose after escaping from a farm during floods and being washed into one of southern Africa’s biggest rivers, officials said on Friday.

Crocodile farmers, locals and police have [...]

This Just In…

Elizabeth Hurley is still hot…by the way she’s 47!

…that is all.

Hey Wimmins! Look At These!

I want to hear no more about men not being able to concentrate because they ogle women nonstop — NO MORE.

When it comes to checking out competition women should not worry about men checking them out – but women instead. That is according to research carried out which suggests women ogle the bodies [...]

The Little Turbo Is Right…

Now to figure out how to tape them on Grandma’s back…

Cheetahs on the Edge–Director’s Cut from Gregory Wilson on Vimeo.

An Immodest Proposal

Laura Cannon, a 2001 West Point graduate, is — with apologies to Pat Benatar — arguing for love on the battlefield.

General Order No. 1 prohibits sex (and alcohol consumption) on an Army deployment. Typical deployments last approximately one year, so if West Point graduates follow the academy’s rules, then they abstain for all [...]

Grandma, What Big Cojones You Have!

Why… the better to kills wolves with my dear. Meet Grandma Badass…

Aishat Maksudova said she was tending to her cattle and flock of sheep when the wolf attacked in the village of Novo Biryuzyak, Dagestan. The 56-year-old managed to save the calf but the wolf then turned its attention to her, clamping its [...]

Can You Dig It?

Obama had a campaign stop with Bill Clinton scheduled in Florida which he has now backed out of to oversee federal response to Hurricane Sandy — the largest storm in the Solar System outside of Jupiter’s red spot. That is as it should be, but check out this Yahoo! News item…

“Due to deteriorating [...]