Tom Hanks is a Big Douche

It’s better to keep your mouth shut and be thought an idiot than open it and remove all doubt.

In today’s example that proves the above statement we have one Tom Hanks courtesy of Time Magazine via John Nolte AKA Dirty Harry

Tom talking about his new show on HBO:

“From the outset, we wanted to make people [...]

Game Over Man, Game Over!

Wow, this sounds really, really bad.

From Kyle Smith via ACEof Spades

After all of Hollywood’s Iraq movies have flopped (even the Oscar-garlanded “The Hurt Locker” earned only $15 million at the box office), one studio thinks it has the following secret to success: The previous films didn’t insult the United States enough.
“Green Zone,” opening Friday, is [...]

Because I’m Such A Whore For Iron Man 2

Here’s the new trailer

A Message For Vegans

NSFW!

No Quarter Given!

In today’s Texas history class students we find that on this date in 1836 the Alamo fell to the Mexican Army. For 13 days between 100-150 Texicans held out against the onslaught of over 1500 Mexican soldiers under the command of General Santa Anna. The battle became a rallying point for the Texas [...]

A New Hawaii Five-Oh?!?

“Book em Danno!”

Movieweb has the story.

Ocean’s Eleven’s Scott Caan has signed on for the role of Danny “Danno” Williams on CBS’ updated remake of Hawaii Five-O.

According to The Hollywood Reporter, the new Hawaii Five-O hails from CBS Studios, Star Trek writers Alex Kurtzman and Roberto Orci and CSI: NY executive producer Peter Lenkov, and centers [...]

Your Tax Dollars At Work

What Soldiers do during their downtime…

Be glad they are throwing out the trash!

Happy Independence Day!

Since none of you heathens mentioned it, allow me to remember that TODAY is TEXAS INDEPENDENCE DAY!

To be honest if I wasn’t reminded by 67 Cougar I would have forgotten. Not much of an excuse I know but I was supervising 3 attack weapons teams flight operations over Iraq, so I nearly jacked it [...]

For Outlaw and his compatriots

WTF?!? TMI and a bunch of other letters

It seems the Ghost Whisperer likes to have jewels glued to her special place.

“What’s that?!?” you say.

More People You've Probably Never Heard Of

David Bellavia visits a theme I have discussed here once or twice. The real heroes this nation produces and how we never hear of them or celebrate their stories.

This is the story of Melvin Brown

…PFC Brown was nineteen-years old in 1950. Rosy cheeks and bright eyes. From my assessment of his pictures he barely [...]

Fifth Column?

From Iowahawk, this is absolutely hill-fing-larious.

That’s right, mister!

The Axis automotive powers have declared war on American motorists and our cherished union-made way of life. They’ve established secret assembly beach heads in so-called “right-to-work” occupied Vichy states like Alabama and Tennessee, manufacturing six sigma deathtrap jalopies with hillbilly slave dupes paid less than prevailing wages!

And now [...]

Tonight we dine in the DFAC!

Could You Try To Care Less Next Time?

Ladies and Gentlemen, The Great FlyDini!

H/T Thunder Tales

SGT Brooks visits the White House

From the blog of David Bellavia comes this story about a SGT from the Mississippi National Guard and the President of the United States of America.

Together we made our way to the White House for breakfast in the Rose Garden with the Bush. Well, I was walking. Brooks was rolling.

Sergeant William “Bill” Brooks joined the [...]

SI Swimsuit 2010

Dig the classic WWII airplanes and the models are as lovely as ever, but what is up with that annoying music?

If You Like Glen Beck,

This is what Playboy magazine thinks of you.

First, talented artist I must say. Yeah, even here in deepest darkest Iraq where we aren’t supposed to see such nasty things as Playboy magazine…some of us actually do see things that have appeared in it. This is one such thing. The article that accompanies [...]

G’Night Michelle

If you didn’t know it already, Bob Saget is one nasty dude.

Jamie Kennedy – New Music – More Music Videos

Sports Illustrated Just Earned Themselves A Fatwa

She’s a Jew and she’s almost nekid…

Al Queda must be s#$tin’ bricks.

AF RESERVE This Is The White Stripes, “FIGHT’S ON!”

From Under The Radar , The Military.com entertainment blog comes this piece of something.

The White Stripes were understandably pissed off after the Air Force Reserve ran a commercial during the Super Bowl that ripped off their song “Fell in Love With a Girl.”

The band released a statement on their website:

“We believe our song was [...]

Frozen Wasteland

In honor of The Who and the wonderful weather the majority of the USA is having, these Minnesota lads (and lass) fired up the instruments and gave us this masterwork…

H/T Uncle Jimbo

Anne Hathaway Hates The Catholic Church And Bras

Via The Other McCain

Anne grew up wanting to become a nun but shunned Catholicism when she learned her older brother, Michael, was gay.
“The whole family converted to Episcopalianism after my elder brother came out,” she tells the magazine. “Why should I support an organization that has a limited view of my beloved brother?”
But the Episcopal [...]

ARCHER!

Standard WARNING! This clip contains stuff not suitable for the kiddos.

FUNNY AS HELL! If you like the Venture Bros, this will be right up your alley.

The Career Killer

In some way this video makes me glad they don’t really show music videos on MTV anymore…

What the hell, Billy?

Ace of Spades has the video of the first ten minutes of Music Television. That was some cool stuff way back then. What the hell happened?

I guess I could ask the same question about [...]

Fighter Pilot, Robin Olds

If you have ever been curious about what a real no-shit fighter pilot is like, that was Robin Olds.

He passed away in June of 2007 but his spirit and legend continue on.

In April his biography will be released he was writing it when he passed…it should be awesome

Get all the info HERE. You can [...]

Who Dat Who Owns “Who Dat”?

Who Dat?

Apparently there is a bit of a ruckus over who owns the rights to print the words “Who Dat?” on a t-shirt.

LA Senator David Vitter claims that the city of New Orleans owns that phrase

The NFL is trying to stop a local T-Shirt vendor from making shirts with the phrase saying the Aints [...]

Splash One Jackass!

You might remember this Douche.

Well, the FBI has rolled him up. Read all about it HERE.

Thanks to CDR Salamander, X Brad TC and everyone who got involved to see this tool arrested and hopefully punished.

The True Face Of Evil

From BlackFive

If you ever hear anyone ask why on earth we should be fighting these monsters in Afghanistan, I want you to think of this…

They attached a bomb to my sister Nahida. They tied rectangular pieces to both her arms, and a black strip was wrapped around both her legs.

Then they connected the whole thing. [...]

In The Spirit Of The Super Bowl

comes this from CDR Salamander.

Saints fullback Kyle Eckel used to be a Midshipman at the Naval Academy. Greg Doyle wants to know why Mister Eckel isn’t serving alongside his brothers. Good question.

If you came here looking for answers, you’re out of luck. I have no answers. Not when the topic is New Orleans [...]

Right Now, Back Then

I believe the statute of limitations has passed for the guys that did this flying. Who doesn’t love low passes by supersonic jet fighters? I mean besides commanders, safety folks and humorless tree hugging hippies.

Stolen from 67Cougar.

It’s Just The Way They Are!

02/02/2007 RIP Keith and Jason

Three years ago today, two members of my unit were lost while flying a combat mission in Iraq. Caught in an ADA ambush with an aircraft so damaged that by “the book” they should have landed right there, they chose to fight their attackers. Ultimately Keith and Jason’s aircraft finally succumbed to its [...]

Maybe It’s Because You’re A Coward

…or maybe just a bitch.

How to leave a soldier
The war on terror may be impossible to resolve. Ending my marriage was easy

I probably shouldn’t have read this story, being where I am and knowing some of things that I do. I have absolutely zero sympathy for this woman.

You’d be surprised how easy [...]

What A Hero Really Is…

H/T The Jawa Report

Dennis Hopper is in a fight for his life…

Go read this touching story by David Bellavia. You won’t regret it.

Harold Estes, Real American Hero

The sad thing about it is, the person this letter is intended for would consider him a tired senile old man…

Dear President Obama,
My name is Harold Estes, approaching 95 on December 13 of this year. People meeting me for the first time don’t believe my age because I remain wrinkle free and pretty much mentally [...]

Job 1

There was one auto maker in the USA that made a profit in 2009.

It was the one not bailed out by the government. Coincidence? I think not.

DEARBORN, Mich. (AP) – Ford Motor Co. made $2.7 billion in 2009, its first annual profit in four years.
The automaker on Thursday also forecast a full-year profit [...]

The New Miss England

From The Jawa Report

A soldier who has served in Iraq has been officially crowned Miss England after the original winner relinquished the title last year to clear her name.

Congrats to L/Cpl Katrina Hodge! Jawa has a link to a bikini video if you are at all interested.

Yeah, I’m back in Iraq for those who [...]

On This Day In History

From GrEaT sAtAn”S gIrLfRiEnD

“On 26 January 1945, 2d Lt. Murphy commanded Company B, which was attacked by 6 tanks and waves of infantry. 2d Lt. Murphy ordered his men to withdraw to prepared positions in a woods, while he remained forward at his command post and continued to give fire directions to the artillery by [...]

When They Come Back

When They Come Back is a campaign that was started by five ladies from Texas who ask for everyone to put themselves in a Soldiers shoes boots. They combined talents and resources to express their gratitude to those who serve so we can enjoy the simple freedoms of daily life. Their vision is brought [...]

The Morons Guide To Winning The War On Terror

David Bellavia strikes again.

Please use the following phrases and facts on as many leaflet drops, posters and/or commercial advertisements as possible…

…Let them know that the United States Military is committed to assuring each individual jihadist that they have the opportunity to go to the afterlife wherever and whenever they desire. They have to call us [...]

Conan Spends Some Money

I don’t know why, but I find this really funny.

It Could Be Worse

If I didn’t know better I’d say that the Japanese were behind this.

Behold, something almost as bad as the Star Wars Christmas Special. A music video from France featuring the Star Wars theme done by MECO.

Bones, What Do You Make Of This?

H/T Ace