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Floyd | Wednesday, 3rd of February 2010 at 10:41:48 PM
What to get the 9-year old that has everything? Noah Cyrus (Miley’s kid sis) Lingerie. No shit. Go to the link for more info… Our current economic situation is but a symptom of a deeper crisis.
h/t: BoingBoing
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Mike | Monday, 28th of December 2009 at 09:54:04 AM
I spent the Christmas weekend up at my sister’s house in Monroe, Connecticut. It’s a lovely town a little north of Bridgeport, and the first taste of real New England you get when you’re driving north from New York City.
There are beautiful hills and woods, churches and gazebos, lovely leaves in the fall and there [...]
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Rufus | Tuesday, 17th of November 2009 at 02:15:17 PM
Click here to read the article (h/t James Lileks)
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Floyd | Saturday, 3rd of October 2009 at 06:19:57 PM
Anita Tedaldi, mother of 5 biological children, adopted D., kept him for 18 months, and then gave him back. Apparently he (they) wasn’t “attaching”. Damn baby and his attachment issues. Here’s Mother Tedaldi’s own words from The New York Times “Motherlode Blog”:
When he arrived in the U.S., our pediatrician diagnosed [...]
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Floyd | Friday, 2nd of October 2009 at 12:55:06 PM
Ah… a boy and his gator. This is 5-year old Simon Hughes with the 800 lb. alligator he shot and killed. Now where could Simon be from? That’s right. TEXAS.
The huge alligator bit into a baited hook in a marsh on the property, coming face-to-face with Simon. The boy reacted with [...]
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Floyd | Thursday, 24th of September 2009 at 06:36:52 AM
Mackenzie Phillips was on some showed called Oprah talking about her father John Phillips of The Mamas and the Papas. I refuse to show clips from that show, so here’s the London Daily Mail’s version…. He was not a nice man.
From being raped as a teenager by her father while she was [...]
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trzupr | Wednesday, 9th of September 2009 at 10:29:17 AM
We all understand the dangers of posting personal information on the internet, right? The biggest danger is that some big-schnozed Chicago Polack is going to use it as comedic fodder. I am sorry. I truly am. But, it’s in my contract and Floyd and Rufus won’t let me out of it.
Tracy (aka: txmom2many [...]
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Floyd | Saturday, 22nd of August 2009 at 10:43:13 AM
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Floyd | Saturday, 27th of June 2009 at 09:07:02 AM
being on vacation with a sick three-year old.
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Floyd | Saturday, 27th of June 2009 at 01:45:14 AM
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Floyd | Friday, 26th of June 2009 at 06:42:41 AM
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Floyd | Thursday, 18th of June 2009 at 08:13:51 AM
I’ve seen the show Jon and Kate Plus 8 a few times — enough to know who they are and to know I’m thankful we never had to do fertility drugs and risk having a litter all at once (that’s more a comment on me than on having large families. 17 kids is more [...]
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Mike | Wednesday, 17th of June 2009 at 03:50:01 AM
Watching the local news last night I saw two chances to play JohnFN’s game.
The first involved a local politician from a town just outside Hartford. There was no mention of her party affiliation on WTIC’s broadcast:
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Floyd | Wednesday, 10th of June 2009 at 03:55:16 PM
Remember baby — some doctors do harm first.
This month marks a strange anniversary of sorts for me. It was 2 years ago this month that I was sitting in a chair looking at my unborn baby in 4D. She was precious! We had previously found out that our baby had several “markers” [...]
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Rufus | Monday, 8th of June 2009 at 08:59:09 AM
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Floyd | Tuesday, 28th of April 2009 at 05:46:15 PM
This woman was arrested for breastfeeding while intoxicated.
From the report:
Grand Forks Police Department officers watched as an “extremely intoxicated” Anvarinia “began breast feeding her infant in front of us,” according to an incident report. Since alcohol can pass from mother to child via breast milk, Anvarinia was arrested for neglecting her six-week-old infant.
A little overkill. [...]
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Floyd | Friday, 27th of March 2009 at 08:09:33 PM
I’m sure you’ve all read or heard about the 4 Oakland Police Dept, officers killed by a parolee last weekend. It seems some outfit called the “Uhuru Movement” held a vigil in honor of the deceased shitbag this past week also.
About 60 people marched and rallied in Oakland on Wednesday to condemn the police [...]
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Wankette | Thursday, 26th of March 2009 at 03:44:53 PM
Sylvia Plath’s son committed suicide. He was 47. This is just…upsetting. From the LA Times:
Sylvia Plath’s son Nicholas Hughes committed suicide March 16, his sister Frieda announced in a statement Sunday. Nicholas had been a professor of fisheries and ocean sciences at the University of Alaska, Fairbanks, but had left to pursue pottery at home. His mother [...]
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Floyd | Saturday, 10th of January 2009 at 03:02:57 PM
You may (or many not be wondering… why is Floyd posting so much on a Saturday? Two main reasons… I am avoiding some minor house things that need to be done (in favor of NFL playoffs) and my oldest son is sick — overcoming strep throat. Today is my mother-in-law’s birthday and since [...]
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Floyd | Thursday, 8th of January 2009 at 08:33:40 AM
I hate Chuck E. Cheese as much as the next parent (or “Chuckie Jesus” as my 3-year old calls it). I often want to hit somebody when I’m there. Apparently I am not alone save for the fact I control my emotions.
“It’s madness, absolute madness,” Susquehanna Twp. Police Chief Robert A. Martin said.
Martin [...]
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Rufus | Tuesday, 23rd of December 2008 at 11:16:08 AM
Most parents know that the mere fact that Santa has a list that he checks twice is enough to get even the most unruly child to behave. This effect has been so strong in the Firefly household that on more than one occasion Mrs. Firefly or I have uttered, “Who are you, and what have you done [...]
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Floyd | Tuesday, 16th of December 2008 at 09:05:55 PM
Parents Heath and Deborah Campbell wanted to get a birthday cake for Adolph Hitler Campbell — their 3-year old son. They were denied by Shop Rite. Wal-Mart was there for them however.
“I think people need to take their heads out of the cloud they’ve been in and start focusing on the future and [...]
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Rufus | Thursday, 4th of December 2008 at 01:02:21 PM
A 37 year old Florida man (why is it always Florida?) attacked his father with a christmas tree. He missed, so he tried again with the stand. Missed again. Ready for the real shocker?! He still lives at home. Hard to believe some nuclear engineering firm or neural surgery practice hasn’t scooped this genius up!
Merry Christmas, [...]
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Rufus | Tuesday, 2nd of December 2008 at 09:01:53 PM
According to WINK News Joshua Fagan had a few beers and needed a few more. Fortunately he knew he was too inebriated to pilot his truck to the liquor store on a beer run. So, why not toss the keys to his son and ask him to drive? Almost a Budweiser Real Men of Genius moment, [...]
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Rufus | Tuesday, 2nd of December 2008 at 11:47:14 AM
Another Thanksgiving day domestic dispute. The suspect claims she was nagging him all day. I guess he fixed that problem. If he thought he was living with a b*tch before, wait until his new cell mate explains his new living arrangement.
The reporter deserves a pulitzer for this insight, “Deputies said they believe alcohol played a [...]
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Wankette | Tuesday, 25th of November 2008 at 08:23:49 PM
The Gyllenhaal’s (Jake & Maggie) dad is a walking, talking example of barf-worthy Hollywood arrogant entitlement douchebaggery.
“…things are reaching a really dangerous point in terms of the finances… I can’t be clearer that you can’t expect me to help any more with this situation.’ He further stated, ‘I have been clear that worse comes to worse, [...]
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Rufus | Monday, 10th of November 2008 at 11:59:28 AM
I first introduced the Parents o’ the Week category at Harry’s Place. Well, it’s time to pull the trophy out of mothballs and dust it off! Paulus and Anita van der Sloot, you are Threedonia.com’s Parents o’ the Week for November 10th, 2008!
Let’s read about the progeny the van der Sloot’s have so brilliantly raised [...]
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