Third Party Liability

Kevin Williamson has a good write-up in National Review (sorry, Scott) on why Libertarians are (once again) not getting any traction in this election cycle. Personally, I think the idea of Libertarians as a third party is flawed from the start, because Republicans will see them as Democrats lite, and Democrats will see them […]

Tumblr Dumblr: Orientation Confusion Edition

Repeat after me: sexual orientation is set in stone at birth, and any attempt to change it is homophobic bigotry.

…wait, what?

Well, golly gee whiz, what are we to make of this mystery, Scooby?

It couldn’t possibly be that some of these out-and-proud LGTBQHASDFGJLWXYZ warriors are just going through an impressionable and […]

Ode To Special Snowflakes

With apologies to Doc Schplatt, Kit and all the other Threedonians of the Millennial persuasion, it’s about time their generation got its own theme song, and thankfully this guy (who has some wicked cool acapella skills BTW) has graciously provided:

Okay, so it’s overgeneralizing, but it’s catchy and amusing, and that’s what really matters, […]

From The Trailer Park - We Happy Few (Gameplay Trailer)

A psychological thriller game about Arthur Hastings, a man living in a 1960s-style Utopia where everyone is happy, until one day he chooses not to take his government-mandated “Joy” pills and discovers he is actually living in a nightmarish dystopia, and goes on the run. This looks like a delightfully twisted mix of “Bioshock” […]

Liberal Activism In A Nutshell

Upo hearing about the shooting on the UCLA campus, actress Debra Messing decided the appropriate response was to tweet the above selfie, of herself watching it on TV and looking really concerned, in order to “bring awareness to gun violence”. Of course, UCLA is already a gun-free zone in a gun-controlled city run by […]

The 22 Most Conservative Foreign Movies of All Time (Part 1)

Some of you may remember that a couple years ago I posted a list of conservative foreign movies, which was later consumed in the Great Threedonian Apocalypse. In the meantime, I’ve added some more entries and decided to repost this as an expanded list of 22. The first half of which is as follows, and […]

Happy Kick A Hippie, I mean Earth Day!

Gaia knows we’re all undoubtedly enjoying this wonderful environmentalist holiday (founded by a man who murdered his girlfriend and turned her into compost), so I thought I’d celebrate by sharing this little gem from a long-ago, more politically incorrect age known as the ’90s.

Man I miss In Living Color, and I miss […]

So Much Hypocrisy, It Berns

So, after building an entire campaign around complaining that other people should pay more in taxes, escaped mental patient presidential candidate Bernie Sanders has finally coughed up his tax returns, and – get ready to display your shocked face – it turns out he’s not paying his fair share. Or even anywhere close to […]

This freaking guy.

Is it 2017 yet?

Socialism: Not Even Once.

#FeelTheBern? I imagine a lot of Venezuelans are Feeling the Bern in certain unmentionable places now that they’ve run out of toilet paper.