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“any resemblance to cardboard is purely coincidental” For those of you who many not read every post and every comment (I know, I skip over most of Floyd and JohnFN’s stuff too) you may have missed a comment from trzupr to one of his seventeen siblings regarding something called, “oplatek.” Being a Polish word there is [...] Lafayette, Indiana: 2030 EST. A rather long day, but not a bad one. Anytime you have the opportunity to raise a sweat and work with people that actually build something, it’s a good day. While yours truly was enjoying a post-game brew at the hotel bar last night, somebody asked the bartender to put the evening’s [...] Share on Facebook Toast Vs Me – a Stop Motion Movie – The funniest videos are a click away Share on Facebook BANZAI – Men of Arrows War of Toast – The best bloopers are a click away Share on Facebook This is messy with the universe: The Amazing Reverse Toast Toaster – Click here for more blooper videos Share on Facebook One has to wonder if any of them look like blobs of jelly to Mr. T. Mr Toast: Cloud Gazing – Click here for more free videos Share on Facebook This clip combines a couple of frequent Threedonia themes: Toast Toss Test – The most amazing bloopers are here Share on Facebook Save The Toast – King Edward Of English Muffin – Funny home videos are a click away Share on Facebook Toast — worth knocking someone across the room for: The Last Piece Of Toast – More amazing video clips are a click away Share on Facebook I love toast this way, but I’m too lazy to make a video about it: Egg on Toast – Click here for more blooper videos Share on Facebook Yeah toast! The Toast Song – Watch more funny videos here I nominate this for the Threedonia national anthem. Share on Facebook Photo by Jane M. Sawyer via moergueFile.com The following is offered by a well-meaning person as a healthy snack for college students: “1 slice whole-wheat toast, 1-tablespoon natural peanut butter, 16 grapes.” Yeah. Maybe this is what you tell mom and dad you’re eating. Share on Facebook “A slice of whole wheat toast spread with a tablespoon of low fat peanut butter and an apple will do just fine.” Advice like this, even though it highlights the greatness of toast, is why most weight loss advice is hogwash. Share on Facebook Photo by caleb via morgueFile.com Note: I wasn’t part of the old site, so I’ll just have to stick with what I know: The eternal question of which is more important the toast or the butter has been answered in Ireland. A cask of 3,000-year-old butter was discovered by two utility workers digging in a peat bog between [...] There is now “the ability to make virtual toast.” The technology revolution is complete. Share on Facebook While vacationing in my relatively unknown place I had the pleasure of going to a local bakery (because it’s relatively close to the isolated place we’re staying) called Bread Not Bombs (after the old liberal (Greenpeace?) slogan). The place was so righteous, so sincere — so earnest — in its capitalistic greed to charge [...] “… Mixing medieval weaponry and slices of golden brown wheat.” With the right aim, this could really improve the efficiency of my morning. No more moving toast to the table. “Hey, catch this kids!” Share on Facebook After seeing the photos with this post, I wants poached eggs on toast. Now! This post now actually includes a link to said article, thanks to Kath. Share on Facebook There’s no sure way to get over a hangover says no less an authority than Nichole Vargas, a junior at UNLV. “Cure? I don’t think there’s a cure for hangovers.” But there’s something that can ease the pain. Toast. “It’s good to raise a toast with a glass of champagne with a few close friends, but toast may [...] Don’t get me wrong. Toast is significant. But some people can read a little too much into it sometimes. Peanut butter on toast. It’s food. Eat it. Share on Facebook Christopher Hirst really likes toast, based on this article he wrote. If only we all could have someone in our corner as steadfast in presenting our glories as Christopher is in presenting the upside of toast. I don’t even know what a lot of the food he is talking about is like, but it sounds [...] In Rich’s unflinching battle against comment spam he innocently and accidentally deleted a bunch of comments and sent them to a Hell from which he cannot seem to recover them. OK… I lied. Rufus did it. He’s very sorry and will watch what he’s doing next time. So if you were [...] May you be warm and cozy — as a color enhanced piece of toast on a creepy winking Santa paper plate! Share on Facebook Merry Christmas! Fix some French toast for you and your family. It’s toast (for you Kath) and even though it’s French (or perhaps because it’s French) it’s even got Rum in it. Share on Facebook Most parents know that the mere fact that Santa has a list that he checks twice is enough to get even the most unruly child to behave. This effect has been so strong in the Firefly household that on more than one occasion Mrs. Firefly or I have uttered, “Who are you, and what have you done [...] Aiko can butter toast, which is pretty nifty. Never saw C-3P0 or R2D2 do that. But I’m waiting for the model that can handle jam on toast. Then I buy. Share on Facebook How much toast is too much toast? “My family called me the Toast Monster because I’d start the day with up to NINE slices of toast with lashings of butter, plus two cups of coffee with milk and sugar” At that rate, I hope she was buying the store brand stuff. Photo by Jane M. [...] In the words of Threedonia’s Charles Foster Kane, “You Sir, are toast!” Share on Facebook
Toooooast Is my fav’rite snack Mooooost Days I burn it black.
Read the whole thing! Share on Facebook Not feeling well last few days. Eating only dry toast for all meals. Thank goodness for that. Photo by Jane M. Sawyer via morgueFile Share on Facebook
Pretentious poetry is a guilty pleasure, and when I can find pretentious poetry that involves Charles Foster’s obsession/reason-for-living, that’s just the best. The original was spotted here, but we’ll reproduce it in full for your reading pleasure:
Share on Facebook Toast. It’s not just a breakfast food. It’s a Christmas Party Survival essential: TUCK INTO TOAST: Eating something fatty will give you a feeling of fullness, which means you’re less likely to scoff calorie-rich finger foods. It will also take the booze longer to hit your bloodstream.Amanda says: ‘If you’re in a rush, there’s [...] Lank Dresser thinks Thanksgiving is too focused on gluttony. He has a solution: Next year I’m having Thanksgiving dinner at my house, and you’re invited. We’re having dry toast and black coffee. But the real reason to check out this Web site is this feature. Aye carumba! Photo by keyseeker via morgueFile Share on Facebook Take a break from stroking the Wookie and go make yourself a Ham and Cheese on Darth Toast sandwich you freeking geek you. H/T Ain’t It Cool Share on Facebook Don’t know what to do with yourself? “Fumble in the dark. “Brew a pot of tea. “Spoon yogurt into a bowl. “Dry a wet body. “Close a half-open window. and of course “Make a piece of buttered toast.” Photo by Dawn M. Turner via morgueFile Share on Facebook Learning to take burnt toast with grace can save your marriage, this post asserts. Just remember it also may kill you, trzpur pointed out. Photo by Paul Anderson via morgueFile Share on Facebook and make a little bit of Christmas shinola… They’re all classics. Share on Facebook
Toast is bad for you. “Dangerous” even! But then so is everything else these days, so who cares? Share on Facebook Speaking of guys who get a little too upset about food… and not just any food, it’s toast, of course! Share on Facebook Apparently, a collection of “bread browning devices” is a lot more lucrative than a collection of blog posts about bread browned in such a device. Based on the Threedonia cash flow statement anyway. I wonder if they have a 2003 Magic Chef in there? Share on Facebook |
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