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Rufus | Wednesday, 23rd of December 2009 at 10:05:09 AM
“any resemblance to cardboard is purely coincidental”
For those of you who many not read every post and every comment (I know, I skip over most of Floyd and JohnFN’s stuff too) you may have missed a comment from trzupr to one of his seventeen siblings regarding something called, “oplatek.” Being a Polish word there is [...]
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trzupr | Wednesday, 2nd of December 2009 at 06:00:20 AM
Lafayette, Indiana: 2030 EST. A rather long day, but not a bad one. Anytime you have the opportunity to raise a sweat and work with people that actually build something, it’s a good day.
While yours truly was enjoying a post-game brew at the hotel bar last night, somebody asked the bartender to put the evening’s [...]
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CFKane | Wednesday, 25th of November 2009 at 10:30:17 AM
Mona Lisa Toast – Watch the best video clips here
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CFKane | Monday, 16th of November 2009 at 10:30:09 AM
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CFKane | Thursday, 12th of November 2009 at 10:26:07 AM
Toast Vs Me – a Stop Motion Movie – The funniest videos are a click away
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CFKane | Thursday, 5th of November 2009 at 10:20:27 AM
BANZAI – Men of Arrows War of Toast – The best bloopers are a click away
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CFKane | Wednesday, 28th of October 2009 at 10:16:19 AM
This is messy with the universe:
The Amazing Reverse Toast Toaster – Click here for more blooper videos
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CFKane | Wednesday, 21st of October 2009 at 10:11:23 AM
The Secret Life of Toast – Amazing videos are here
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CFKane | Wednesday, 14th of October 2009 at 09:44:59 AM
One has to wonder if any of them look like blobs of jelly to Mr. T.
Mr Toast: Cloud Gazing – Click here for more free videos
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CFKane | Wednesday, 7th of October 2009 at 09:45:49 AM
This clip combines a couple of frequent Threedonia themes:
Toast Toss Test – The most amazing bloopers are here
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CFKane | Wednesday, 30th of September 2009 at 09:35:03 AM
Save The Toast – King Edward Of English Muffin – Funny home videos are a click away
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CFKane | Friday, 25th of September 2009 at 09:25:51 AM
Toast — worth knocking someone across the room for:
The Last Piece Of Toast – More amazing video clips are a click away
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CFKane | Tuesday, 15th of September 2009 at 09:21:52 AM
I love toast this way, but I’m too lazy to make a video about it:
Egg on Toast – Click here for more blooper videos
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CFKane | Monday, 7th of September 2009 at 09:08:29 AM
Yeah toast!
The Toast Song – Watch more funny videos here
I nominate this for the Threedonia national anthem.
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CFKane | Saturday, 5th of September 2009 at 04:12:33 AM
Photo by Jane M. Sawyer via moergueFile.com
The following is offered by a well-meaning person as a healthy snack for college students:
“1 slice whole-wheat toast, 1-tablespoon natural peanut butter, 16 grapes.”
Yeah. Maybe this is what you tell mom and dad you’re eating.
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CFKane | Thursday, 3rd of September 2009 at 04:06:00 AM
“A slice of whole wheat toast spread with a tablespoon of low fat peanut butter and an apple will do just fine.”
Advice like this, even though it highlights the greatness of toast, is why most weight loss advice is hogwash.
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CFKane | Tuesday, 1st of September 2009 at 03:59:00 AM
Photo by caleb via morgueFile.com
Note: I wasn’t part of the old site, so I’ll just have to stick with what I know:
The eternal question of which is more important the toast or the butter has been answered in Ireland.
A cask of 3,000-year-old butter was discovered by two utility workers digging in a peat bog between [...]
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CFKane | Friday, 7th of August 2009 at 08:26:56 AM
There is now “the ability to make virtual toast.”
The technology revolution is complete.
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Floyd | Tuesday, 30th of June 2009 at 09:02:35 PM
While vacationing in my relatively unknown place I had the pleasure of going to a local bakery (because it’s relatively close to the isolated place we’re staying) called Bread Not Bombs (after the old liberal (Greenpeace?) slogan). The place was so righteous, so sincere — so earnest — in its capitalistic greed to charge [...]
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CFKane | Tuesday, 27th of January 2009 at 08:00:22 AM
“… Mixing medieval weaponry and slices of golden brown wheat.”
With the right aim, this could really improve the efficiency of my morning. No more moving toast to the table.
“Hey, catch this kids!”
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CFKane | Wednesday, 14th of January 2009 at 05:07:13 AM
After seeing the photos with this post, I wants poached eggs on toast. Now!
This post now actually includes a link to said article, thanks to Kath.
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CFKane | Tuesday, 13th of January 2009 at 08:02:41 AM
There’s no sure way to get over a hangover says no less an authority than Nichole Vargas, a junior at UNLV.
“Cure? I don’t think there’s a cure for hangovers.”
But there’s something that can ease the pain. Toast.
“It’s good to raise a toast with a glass of champagne with a few close friends, but toast may [...]
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CFKane | Thursday, 8th of January 2009 at 08:00:45 AM
Don’t get me wrong. Toast is significant. But some people can read a little too much into it sometimes.
Peanut butter on toast. It’s food.
Eat it.
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CFKane | Monday, 5th of January 2009 at 08:27:43 AM
Christopher Hirst really likes toast, based on this article he wrote. If only we all could have someone in our corner as steadfast in presenting our glories as Christopher is in presenting the upside of toast. I don’t even know what a lot of the food he is talking about is like, but it sounds [...]
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Floyd | Tuesday, 30th of December 2008 at 04:58:06 PM
In Rich’s unflinching battle against comment spam he innocently and accidentally deleted a bunch of comments and sent them to a Hell from which he cannot seem to recover them. OK… I lied. Rufus did it. He’s very sorry and will watch what he’s doing next time.
So if you were [...]
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CFKane | Thursday, 25th of December 2008 at 08:08:26 AM
May you be warm and cozy — as a color enhanced piece of toast on a creepy winking Santa paper plate!
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Floyd | Wednesday, 24th of December 2008 at 03:44:34 PM
Merry Christmas! Fix some French toast for you and your family. It’s toast (for you Kath) and even though it’s French (or perhaps because it’s French) it’s even got Rum in it.
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Rufus | Tuesday, 23rd of December 2008 at 11:16:08 AM
Most parents know that the mere fact that Santa has a list that he checks twice is enough to get even the most unruly child to behave. This effect has been so strong in the Firefly household that on more than one occasion Mrs. Firefly or I have uttered, “Who are you, and what have you done [...]
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CFKane | Tuesday, 16th of December 2008 at 07:06:44 AM
Aiko can butter toast, which is pretty nifty. Never saw C-3P0 or R2D2 do that.
But I’m waiting for the model that can handle jam on toast. Then I buy.
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CFKane | Monday, 15th of December 2008 at 08:29:14 AM
How much toast is too much toast?
“My family called me the Toast Monster because I’d start the day with up to NINE slices of toast with lashings of butter, plus two cups of coffee with milk and sugar”
At that rate, I hope she was buying the store brand stuff.
Photo by Jane M. [...]
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Rufus | Friday, 12th of December 2008 at 11:05:43 PM
In the words of Threedonia’s Charles Foster Kane, “You Sir, are toast!”
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Floyd | Thursday, 11th of December 2008 at 10:50:34 AM
h/t: Skull a Day
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Rufus | Thursday, 11th of December 2008 at 08:54:24 AM
Toooooast
Is my fav’rite snack
Mooooost
Days I burn it black.
Read the whole thing!
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CFKane | Tuesday, 9th of December 2008 at 07:13:38 AM
Not feeling well last few days.
Eating only dry toast for all meals.
Thank goodness for that.
Photo by Jane M. Sawyer via morgueFile
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trzupr | Monday, 8th of December 2008 at 09:57:31 AM
Pretentious poetry is a guilty pleasure, and when I can find pretentious poetry that involves Charles Foster’s obsession/reason-for-living, that’s just the best. The original was spotted here, but we’ll reproduce it in full for your reading pleasure:
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CFKane | Friday, 5th of December 2008 at 08:03:48 PM
Toast. It’s not just a breakfast food. It’s a Christmas Party Survival essential:
TUCK INTO TOAST: Eating something fatty will give you a feeling of fullness, which means you’re less likely to scoff calorie-rich finger foods. It will also take the booze longer to hit your bloodstream.Amanda says: ‘If you’re in a rush, there’s [...]
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CFKane | Friday, 5th of December 2008 at 10:14:21 AM
Lank Dresser thinks Thanksgiving is too focused on gluttony. He has a solution:
Next year I’m having Thanksgiving dinner at my house, and you’re invited. We’re having dry toast and black coffee.
But the real reason to check out this Web site is this feature.
Aye carumba!
Photo by keyseeker via morgueFile
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Rufus | Thursday, 4th of December 2008 at 07:27:43 PM
Hello toast!
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Outlaw13 | Thursday, 4th of December 2008 at 04:55:37 PM
Take a break from stroking the Wookie and go make yourself a Ham and Cheese on Darth Toast sandwich you freeking geek you.
H/T Ain’t It Cool
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CFKane | Thursday, 4th of December 2008 at 11:34:13 AM
Don’t know what to do with yourself?
“Fumble in the dark.
“Brew a pot of tea.
“Spoon yogurt into a bowl.
“Dry a wet body.
“Close a half-open window.
and of course
“Make a piece of buttered toast.”
Photo by Dawn M. Turner via morgueFile
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CFKane | Thursday, 4th of December 2008 at 08:21:06 AM
Learning to take burnt toast with grace can save your marriage, this post asserts.
Just remember it also may kill you, trzpur pointed out.
Photo by Paul Anderson via morgueFile
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Floyd | Tuesday, 2nd of December 2008 at 05:31:01 PM
and make a little bit of Christmas shinola…
They’re all classics.
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trzupr | Tuesday, 2nd of December 2008 at 04:00:11 PM
Toast is bad for you. “Dangerous” even!
But then so is everything else these days, so who cares?
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Rufus | Tuesday, 2nd of December 2008 at 11:54:59 AM
Speaking of guys who get a little too upset about food… and not just any food, it’s toast, of course!
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CFKane | Tuesday, 2nd of December 2008 at 10:42:47 AM
Apparently, a collection of “bread browning devices” is a lot more lucrative than a collection of blog posts about bread browned in such a device. Based on the Threedonia cash flow statement anyway.
I wonder if they have a 2003 Magic Chef in there?
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