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Toast post: Toast and adipocere anyone?

Photo by caleb via morgueFile.com

Note: I wasn’t part of the old site, so I’ll just have to stick with what I know:

The eternal question of which is more important the toast or the butter has been answered in Ireland.

A cask of 3,000-year-old butter was discovered by two utility workers digging in a [...]

Toast Post: Text me some toast will ya?

There is now “the ability to make virtual toast.”

The technology revolution is complete.

The Annoyance of Being Earnest

While vacationing in my relatively unknown place I had the pleasure of going to a local bakery (because it’s relatively close to the isolated place we’re staying) called Bread Not Bombs (after the old liberal (Greenpeace?) slogan). The place was so righteous, so sincere — so earnest — in its capitalistic greed to charge [...]

Toast Post: Ready, aim, toast!

“… Mixing medieval weaponry and slices of golden brown wheat.”

With the right aim, this could really improve the efficiency of my morning. No more moving toast to the table.

“Hey, catch this kids!”

Toast post: a.k.a. poached post

After seeing the photos with this post, I wants poached eggs on toast. Now!

This post now actually includes a link to said article, thanks to Kath.

Toast Post: Toast can help if you can choke it down

There’s no sure way to get over a hangover says no less an authority than Nichole Vargas, a junior at UNLV.

“Cure?  I don’t think there’s a cure for hangovers.”

But there’s something that can ease the pain. Toast.

“It’s good to raise a toast with a glass of champagne with a few close [...]

Toast post: The meaning of a ‘peace’ of toast?

Don’t get me wrong. Toast is significant. But some people can read a little too much into it sometimes.

Peanut butter on toast. It’s food.

Eat it.

Toast post: The ultimate toast fan?

Christopher Hirst really likes toast, based on this article he wrote. If only we all could have someone in our corner as steadfast in presenting our glories as Christopher is in presenting the upside of toast. I don’t even know what a lot of the food he is talking about is like, but it [...]

I’m a Spam Idiot!

In Rich’s unflinching battle against comment spam he innocently and accidentally deleted a bunch of comments and sent them to a Hell from which he cannot seem to recover them. OK… I lied. Rufus did it. He’s very sorry and will watch what he’s doing next time.

So if you were one of [...]

Toast Post: Merry Christmas

May you be warm and cozy — as a color enhanced piece of toast on a creepy winking Santa paper plate!

Christmas Morning — French Toast

Merry Christmas! Fix some French toast for you and your family. It’s toast (for you Kath) and even though it’s French (or perhaps because it’s French) it’s even got Rum in it.

How Naughty is Too Naughty?

Most parents know that the mere fact that Santa has a list that he checks twice is enough to get even the most unruly child to behave.  This effect has been so strong in the Firefly household that on more than one occasion Mrs. Firefly or I have uttered, “Who are you, and what have you [...]

Toast post: She can butter your buns, but not jam your toast

Aiko can butter toast, which is pretty nifty. Never saw C-3P0 or R2D2 do that.

But I’m waiting for the model that can handle jam on toast. Then I buy.

Toast Post: When is enough toast enough?

How much toast is too much toast?

“My family called me the Toast Monster because I’d start the day with up to NINE slices of toast with lashings of butter, plus two cups of coffee with milk and sugar”

At that rate, I hope she was buying the store brand stuff.

Photo by [...]

Outlaw, I Found Some Video of June’s Redheaded Friend…

In the words of Threedonia’s Charles Foster Kane, “You Sir, are toast!”

Deadhead Bread

h/t: Skull a Day

Steyn on Hammerstein and… TOAST!

 

Toooooast

Is my fav’rite snack

Mooooost

Days I burn it black.

 

Read the whole thing!

Toast post: An upside to having the Decemeber crud

Not feeling well last few days.

Eating only dry toast for all meals.

Thank goodness for that.

Photo by Jane M. Sawyer via morgueFile

Dig The Hep Hot Bread Daddio

Pretentious poetry is a guilty pleasure, and when I can find pretentious poetry that involves Charles Foster’s obsession/reason-for-living, that’s just the best. The original was spotted here, but we’ll reproduce it in full for your reading pleasure:

Toast Post: Helping you get through the holiday social season

Toast. It’s not just a breakfast food. It’s a Christmas Party Survival essential:

TUCK INTO TOAST: Eating something fatty will give you a feeling of fullness, which means you’re less likely to scoff calorie-rich finger foods. It will also take the booze longer to hit your bloodstream.Amanda says: ‘If you’re in a rush, there’s [...]