Some Red Meat For The Grinder

From Slate on-line comes this article whose lead states this about your fav Republican from FL:

Florida’s Allen West may be crazy, but so far this year, that hasn’t hurt Republicans

You might want to read it.

Train kept a-rollin'

Me being one of (if not the) staunchest supporters of Joe Paterno’s coaching till he damn well feels like riding into the Happy Valley sunset (and they are beautiful), wondering how my polar opposite Mr. Rufus T (and the rest of Threedonia) feels about the great (and same age as JoePa) Vin Scully’s return to [...]

It's All Part Of Their Cunning Plan

From the Detroit Free Press comes this:

Miss USA Rima Fakih of Dearborn says she doesn’t believe a mosque should be built near the site of the World Trade Center in New York City

Read more: Miss USA Rima Fakih: No mosque near Ground Zero

AH HA!

Wrong!

What’s the hardest word to solve in hangman? A dude named John McLoone (not making that up) tasked a computer to figure that out, after his six year old daughter asked him how to win at the game. Here’s the methodology he used:

To find out, McLoone wrote a program that would play Hangman with all [...]

Don't - Just Don't...

Battle Flag of John Bell Hood’s Texas Brigade

…mess with Texas that is. The Attorney General of the Lone Star State, one Greg Abbott, and the Chairman of the Texas Commission on Environmental Quality, Dr. Bryan W. Shaw, took on the USEPA last week, firing off a letter to EPA Administrator Lisa [...]

Bilingual Education (NSFW or Kids)

Mom always said we’d pick up bad words at school… and she was right!

h/t: BoingBoing

You Got Verbed!

A little language on Monday… on verbing nouns:

They’ve all been declared–by someone, somewhere, whether a usage expert or just a self-appointed language cop–”not verbs.” It doesn’t matter whether they’re useful, interesting, or entertaining as verbs; to many people, if a word began its life as a noun, then ”verbing” it (like I did there) is [...]

Say What?

This about says it all…

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Worth the wait? We have guests, you decide.

"Don't *@&# with me, F.R. Turbo. I know people."

Day-of-show update: Taking calls at 877 – 942 – 2178 or connect via the younggunconservative Skype hook-up. Also joining (and bringing) the fun will be guest #2, Eli Braden, at 5:30 PST.

Day-of-show update #2: If you’re out and about, iTunes and Blackberry users can [...]

“First Kill All The Lawyers” In Love

Literature, art, music: all littered with genius compositions, sprung from the detritus of The Broken Heart.  Shakespeare and “Farewell! thou art too dear for my possessing/and like enough thou knowest thy estimate.” …Clapton and the instrumental from Layla…[recently deceased] Johnny Maestro singing the ultimate wedding day blues with “The Worst That Could Happen” (“Baby, if he loves [...]

Picture Day!

It’s been a while since we’ve done this, so I think it’s high time that we Lileksed some official White House photography. Everything below the fold is from the official White House web site – the pictures that the Obamamaniacs knew you just had to see. Your tax dollars at work boys and girls, as [...]

Yes Texas District 18, Today You Must Really Be Proud

Representative Sheila Jackson Lee (D) tells us all how proud she is that North and South Vietnam are living together in harmony…sort of like black and white keys on a piano.

Also this week she spoke to the NAACP, where she is quoted as saying;

And I thank you professor very much. I’m going to be [...]

One for the Boys: Megyn v. Kirsten

Because I’m a giver.

Via Ace HQ.  It’s a little Conservative Pron [sic] for you boys.

Don’t say I never get you nothin’.

'Zo strikes again

Plus a similar little somethin’-somethin’ also serving as a teaser to the in-progress (and Matt Helm-endorsed) “Weird Al” list …

An evening at Blog Talk Radio

Speaking of Threedonia’s chief whore, I’ll be getting warmed back up for RF3D’s return later this month as I sit in tonight as guest co-host at The Humor Institute on Blog Talk Radio, 7-9 Pacific (9-11 Trzupek). Please feel encouraged to call and/or chat-room heckle me.

Gettysburg Address In Powerpoint

Having enjoyed Floyd’s inspired post of Patton in Power Point yesterday, I took a crack at another classic.

Imitation – the sincerest form of something or another:

Loose Lips And Journalistic Jerks

Two things up front: 1) there’s no excuse for General Stanley McChrystal letting the nose of Rolling Stone’s camel under his tent, and 2) based on that mistake, he had to be relieved. I understand, and agree with, Outlaw’s disdain over efforts to defend McChrystal now that the cow has exited from the barn, but [...]

Sam He Am

No offense to Diamond Dave, but got a feeling Sammy’s autobiography will be just a little more entertaining.

Sammy Hagar is lending his signature voice to an autobiography. The rocker has signed with It Books to write a memoir. It’s due to be released in 2011. Hagar said Wednesday that he’s “been writing [...]

The Call That Started It All

Apparently Glenn Beck came across the transcript:

“General McChrystal’s office.” “Yeah, man, this is Rolling Stone magazine and, like, dude, we’d like to do, like, an interview with, like, the guy who heads up all the baby-killers.” “Just a minute, I’ll put you right through.” (Phone ringing). “Yes?” “General McChrystal?” “Yes.” “Some dope-smoking hippie is on [...]

Turn It Up Tuesday -- Blind Squirrels, Nut

In today’s poli/music world, in which most bands/artists rarely spout anything that doesn’t seem straight from the Democrat/Modern Liberal talking points , it’s fortunately not so hard to remember a time, 25 years ago, when a well-represented group from the music community actually stood for promoting freedom, with Little Steven Van Zandt’s Artists United Against [...]

Now dem's fightin' words

Because I love underdogs …
Because I know what it’s like to be stabbed in the back by so-called friends in the conservative community …
Because the world needs more windmill tilters, particularly principled ones …
Because despite all recent indications to the contrary, we don’t live in a plutocracy …
Because the state of California deserves better leadership [...]

Really?!?

Found over at This Ain’t Hell, what has to be the worst propaganda video ever made. It looks like an AH-64A, shooting gunnery in Korea (judging from the geen mountains in the background and the fact that they are hovering with their anti-collision ligths on), just got hit with an ACME Brand (patent pending) [...]

Ladies and gentlemen (and Rich), start your typing fingers ...

Many changes at the new and amazingly improved RightTalkRadio.com, first and foremost now featuring live chat!!! So please remember to join us for even a little bit of RF3D’s Mach III debut this Sunday, 5/16, from 2-4 PST. Scheduled guests include Dr. Ted Baehr from Movieguide.org (Wankette, bring your pumps), comedian Bo “Bald Eagle” Clark [...]

Turn It Up Tuesday -- Who's da Man?

When it comes to AC/DC, Lord knows I’m never bashful about how much I love the boys. Needless to say, I was incredibly jazzed when I heard Jon Favreau tabbed them exclusively for the Iron Man 2 soundtrack. Granted, as someone who owns everything the band’s ever released, with 2-3 AC/DC home-made “best-of” compilations lying [...]

Some Time No See

Chinglish signs and their high-larious and/or unintelligible meanings are a time honored source of laughter. If the city of Shanghai has its way these signs may no longer be as numerous. From the New York Times:

For English speakers with subpar Chinese skills, daily life in China offers a confounding array of choices. [...]

Priceless!

What do you do with a drunken sailor?

H/T Theo Spark

Apropos Of Everything

An oldie, but still a goodie. Maxine Waters famous “oopsie”:

All that “socialism” stuff. Nothing but conservative paranoia – obviously!

As heard on Radio Free Threedonia

Bumper sticker coming soon (with less sloppy pixel issues). Podcast of the entire show coming even sooner…

It is accomplished

Potential Tea Party anthem? Perhaps. I also prefer to look at this song as a thumb in the eye of any politician who wishes to be our overlord instead of serving WE THE PEOPLE.

Yes, She Did

Nancy Pelosi, Rufus’ Speaker of the House, gave a speech to the Legislative Conference of the National Association of Counties yesterday. Her full remarks are here (if you dare):

Here’s a snippet of what she said:

You’ve heard about the controversies within the bill, the process about the bill, one or the other. But I don’t [...]

Tom Hanks is a Big Douche

It’s better to keep your mouth shut and be thought an idiot than open it and remove all doubt.

In today’s example that proves the above statement we have one Tom Hanks courtesy of Time Magazine via John Nolte AKA Dirty Harry

Tom talking about his new show on HBO:

“From the outset, we wanted to make people [...]

Game Over Man, Game Over!

Wow, this sounds really, really bad.

From Kyle Smith via ACEof Spades

After all of Hollywood’s Iraq movies have flopped (even the Oscar-garlanded “The Hurt Locker” earned only $15 million at the box office), one studio thinks it has the following secret to success: The previous films didn’t insult the United States enough.
“Green Zone,” opening Friday, is [...]

Attention: Tea Party organizers

Your potential theme song?

Channeling the great Bobby Subgum, a teasah, a rittle ti’bit of the great Gary Eaton somehow making me sound not-too-shabby in the vocals department (and really pushing me — no baseball bats necessary — to hit the right word emphases throughout the song), while also supplying the guitars, bass and drums [...]

A Message For Vegans

NSFW!

In a Nutshell

Want to know why Ron Paul will NEVER be President? This pretty much sums it up. There are plenty of good reasons to dislike the Federal Reserve… and then there are Paulie’s reasons. Cocoa Puffs anyone?

h/t: Jonah Goldberg at The Corner

Could You Try To Care Less Next Time?

Radio Free Threedonia 2.7 -- Stelio Savante, 110 Stories, Larry O'Connor

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Quicker than Rich, er, knows how to slap down an uneducated global warming alarmist, we at RF3D proudly bring you our latest conversations. Actor and producer Stelio Savante gives us the scoop on and the importance of the LA premiere of 110 Stories, now also featuring D.B. Sweeney, and even brings along Bolivar [...]

If You Like Glen Beck,

This is what Playboy magazine thinks of you.

First, talented artist I must say. Yeah, even here in deepest darkest Iraq where we aren’t supposed to see such nasty things as Playboy magazine…some of us actually do see things that have appeared in it. This is one such thing. The article that accompanies [...]

My New Bumper Sticker

– or at the very least, I’m saying it to my students tomorrow.

Dick Cheney Drives CPAC Wild With Killer Quote: “I Will Bathe In Your Blood Before the Children of Babylon!!!”
Well, he meant to say that. He toned it down for the “establishment media” types in the room who’d be scared by that kind of [...]

Thuper Thuper

H/T: Work buddy Chad, who approves of this photo.

Who Dat Who Owns “Who Dat”?

Who Dat?

Apparently there is a bit of a ruckus over who owns the rights to print the words “Who Dat?” on a t-shirt.

LA Senator David Vitter claims that the city of New Orleans owns that phrase

The NFL is trying to stop a local T-Shirt vendor from making shirts with the phrase saying the Aints [...]

Harold Estes, Real American Hero

The sad thing about it is, the person this letter is intended for would consider him a tired senile old man…

Dear President Obama,
My name is Harold Estes, approaching 95 on December 13 of this year. People meeting me for the first time don’t believe my age because I remain wrinkle free and pretty much mentally [...]

Joe Walsh: Look what he did (No, the other Joe Walsh)

Though it’s almost a 100% chance a lefty musician’s going to get their hemp panties in a bunch, as an amateur song parodist, it’s always frustrating to see someone’s mimicry-creativity squashed (and Lord knows Neil Young, Dan Baird, Queen, Jeff Lynne and Mick & Keef would do likewise if my takes on their respective tunes [...]

Evan Sayet and His Funny Fellows … Right!!! (UPDATE)

Reminder for those last-minute SoCal residents who might happen to be near Universal City tonight…

Hot on the heels of his new gig at Human Events, Evan Sayet’s Right to Laugh returns to Southern California this week, twice even. Shows serving as warm-ups for the soon-to-tape RTL pilot, too, so be sure to check out the [...]

Purple Lame

Despite beyond jaw-droppingly electrifying Super Bowl and Rock and Roll Hall of Fame performances last decade, Prince seems to have fallen back to earth, real hard, with his latest project, a fight song for the Minnesota Vikings. Not only has James Brown’s heir to the King of Funk produced a tune that wouldn’t have even [...]