It is accomplished

Potential Tea Party anthem? Perhaps. I also prefer to look at this song as a thumb in the eye of any politician who wishes to be our overlord instead of serving WE THE PEOPLE.

Yes, She Did

Nancy Pelosi, Rufus’ Speaker of the House, gave a speech to the Legislative Conference of the National Association of Counties yesterday. Her full remarks are here (if you dare):

Here’s a snippet of what she said:

You’ve heard about the controversies within the bill, the process about the bill, one or the other. But I don’t [...]

Tom Hanks is a Big Douche

It’s better to keep your mouth shut and be thought an idiot than open it and remove all doubt.

In today’s example that proves the above statement we have one Tom Hanks courtesy of Time Magazine via John Nolte AKA Dirty Harry

Tom talking about his new show on HBO:

“From the outset, we wanted to make people [...]

Game Over Man, Game Over!

Wow, this sounds really, really bad.

From Kyle Smith via ACEof Spades

After all of Hollywood’s Iraq movies have flopped (even the Oscar-garlanded “The Hurt Locker” earned only $15 million at the box office), one studio thinks it has the following secret to success: The previous films didn’t insult the United States enough.
“Green Zone,” opening Friday, is [...]

Attention: Tea Party organizers

Your potential theme song?

Channeling the great Bobby Subgum, a teasah, a rittle ti’bit of the great Gary Eaton somehow making me sound not-too-shabby in the vocals department (and really pushing me — no baseball bats necessary — to hit the right word emphases throughout the song), while also supplying the guitars, bass and drums [...]

A Message For Vegans

NSFW!

In a Nutshell

Want to know why Ron Paul will NEVER be President? This pretty much sums it up. There are plenty of good reasons to dislike the Federal Reserve… and then there are Paulie’s reasons. Cocoa Puffs anyone?

h/t: Jonah Goldberg at The Corner

Could You Try To Care Less Next Time?

Radio Free Threedonia 2.7 -- Stelio Savante, 110 Stories, Larry O'Connor

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Quicker than Rich, er, knows how to slap down an uneducated global warming alarmist, we at RF3D proudly bring you our latest conversations. Actor and producer Stelio Savante gives us the scoop on and the importance of the LA premiere of 110 Stories, now also featuring D.B. Sweeney, and even brings along Bolivar [...]

If You Like Glen Beck,

This is what Playboy magazine thinks of you.

First, talented artist I must say. Yeah, even here in deepest darkest Iraq where we aren’t supposed to see such nasty things as Playboy magazine…some of us actually do see things that have appeared in it. This is one such thing. The article that accompanies [...]

My New Bumper Sticker

– or at the very least, I’m saying it to my students tomorrow.

Dick Cheney Drives CPAC Wild With Killer Quote: “I Will Bathe In Your Blood Before the Children of Babylon!!!”
Well, he meant to say that. He toned it down for the “establishment media” types in the room who’d be scared by that kind of [...]

Thuper Thuper

H/T: Work buddy Chad, who approves of this photo.

Who Dat Who Owns “Who Dat”?

Who Dat?

Apparently there is a bit of a ruckus over who owns the rights to print the words “Who Dat?” on a t-shirt.

LA Senator David Vitter claims that the city of New Orleans owns that phrase

The NFL is trying to stop a local T-Shirt vendor from making shirts with the phrase saying the Aints [...]

Harold Estes, Real American Hero

The sad thing about it is, the person this letter is intended for would consider him a tired senile old man…

Dear President Obama,
My name is Harold Estes, approaching 95 on December 13 of this year. People meeting me for the first time don’t believe my age because I remain wrinkle free and pretty much mentally [...]

Joe Walsh: Look what he did (No, the other Joe Walsh)

Though it’s almost a 100% chance a lefty musician’s going to get their hemp panties in a bunch, as an amateur song parodist, it’s always frustrating to see someone’s mimicry-creativity squashed (and Lord knows Neil Young, Dan Baird, Queen, Jeff Lynne and Mick & Keef would do likewise if my takes on their respective tunes [...]

Evan Sayet and His Funny Fellows … Right!!! (UPDATE)

Reminder for those last-minute SoCal residents who might happen to be near Universal City tonight…

Hot on the heels of his new gig at Human Events, Evan Sayet’s Right to Laugh returns to Southern California this week, twice even. Shows serving as warm-ups for the soon-to-tape RTL pilot, too, so be sure to check out the [...]

Purple Lame

Despite beyond jaw-droppingly electrifying Super Bowl and Rock and Roll Hall of Fame performances last decade, Prince seems to have fallen back to earth, real hard, with his latest project, a fight song for the Minnesota Vikings. Not only has James Brown’s heir to the King of Funk produced a tune that wouldn’t have even [...]

The Morons Guide To Winning The War On Terror

David Bellavia strikes again.

Please use the following phrases and facts on as many leaflet drops, posters and/or commercial advertisements as possible…

…Let them know that the United States Military is committed to assuring each individual jihadist that they have the opportunity to go to the afterlife wherever and whenever they desire. They have to call us [...]

Love Is Love and Not Fade Away

For those who listed Johnny Cash’s American series of albums as some of their favorites of the last decade, get ready for what may be just one more. Considering Rick Rubin’s confessions he and Johnny left a lot of songs on the cutting room floor, I somehow doubt this’ll be the last one, but who [...]

Grammar Be Fun. Wanna See?

Frank Munro — author The Story of Ferdinand — was serious about grammar. Too bad he didn’t win that battle.

In isolation, good grammar is a small thing. Good grammar is, however, a signpost of civilization (and is in no way the exclusive domain of the wealthy) and it is not coincidence [...]

A Mind Is A Terrible Thing To…AHH, Wait a sec…

Singer Tori Amos fills us all in on her feelings about Sarah Palin and Barack Obama.

From this SITE.

AMOS MAKES PALIN PROMISE

American singer TORI AMOS has vowed to run for office if former U.S. Vice President candidate SARAH PALIN ever tries to get elected again.
Republican Palin’s role in the 2008 White House race divided America, with [...]

Healthy dose of BS

Call me kooky (or worse), but something tells me Tiger Woods wouldn’t have as much fun listing his tabloid rumors as Spears’ team did. Hate to admit it, Brit: pretty damn clever way to go on the defensive offensive.

The list culled mostly from U.S. and British websites, celebrity magazines and newspapers, included various reports of [...]

Albert e.e. Gore

Al Gore — in his most recent climate tome — has penned a poem which he read on CNN. Below in italics is Gore’s poem. In bold are some random thoughts I had as I read his work.

One thin September soon
A floating continent disappears
In midnight sun

What pray tell is a “thin” September? [...]

Buy Their Cookies Damn It!

Check out the Girl Scouts new aggressive marketing scheme…

H/T Theo Spark

Radio Free Threedonia, Mach 2.1

In case you couldn’t show up live last Sunday …

OK, so it took about 30 minutes of starts and stops and more silence than anything, but such is apparently the way of the world when making the switch to live online radio.

However, Eric, Floyd and eventually Rich (aka Mr. Front Page) anchored this week’s show, [...]

Truth to the Truthers

Threedonians, I need your help!

Your Wankette is teaching a college course in writing.  One of my students — a young man with a troubled past — has shown great promise.  He’s got an eloquence and originality that is rare in anyone, let alone a 17-year-old.

But.

He submitted an essay (subject: “Explain a theory”) that was…ughhhhhh… delineating [...]

Don’t call it a comeback, though we’ve been here less than a year (BUMPED)

LIVE IN ABOUT AN HOUR – please set your online radios to www.righttalkradio.com from 2-4. We’ll all get through this together.

For those who have wondered just where Radio Free Threedonia disappeared to after October …

We at Team RF3D proudly announce our move to the bigger virtual pastures at Right Talk Radio (since it’s virtual, imagine [...]

Oratory Will Get You Everywhere

Hugh Hewitt dryly observed yesterday, that:

If speeches were jobs, we’d have full employment in the United States of America.

Which got me to remembering some of our Dear Leader’s speeches. Specifically, remember this one?

We must penetrate to the inner causes of the collapse with the resolution that these inner causes shall be removed. I believe that [...]

G-R-A-V-I-T-Y!

“On the 3rd planet from the Sun, I’ve been trying to get the funky job done!”

Wow!  Mighty Skip has just made my month!  And in a month that includes Christmas that’s sayin’ something’.  I really like James Brown and I am a big fan of his song, “Gravity.”  I hesitate to [...]

No, not the pretzels

Between his kick-ass takedown of Tiger Woods’ whiny press conference last week and this, one of the best arguments for a college football I-A (that’s right, I said it the old school way) playoff I’ve yet seen, Dan Wetzel’s gonna be getting a lot more traffic from my direction. As for the playoffs, though, still [...]

“Unbelievable and Unacceptable”

Dr. Michael Schlesinger discusses climate science with the NY Times’ Andy Revkin (artist’s conception)

Character 1 (r): Dr. Michael Schlesinger, a meteorologist at the University of Illinois, and one of the nation’s leading global warming alarmists. (Sidebar: when a skeptic is identified as a mere meteorologist – like Anthony Watts, for example – the [...]

Substitute Saturday Top Five — We’ll have a gay old time

Little late, even for a save, but in light of the Freddie Mercury Biography special I finally cleared out of the TiVo backlog, as good a spot as any for a Top Five. One of the interviewees, standard music biz blowhard and Mercury friend, did the usual modern liberal “Facts? Facts mean nothing to me!” [...]

Gobble, Gobble!

Happy Thanksgiving! If you are renting a car this holiday season don’t forget your rental agreement.

From the film Planes, Trains and Automobiles… WARNING! THERE IS MUCHO CURSING IN THIS CLIP, BUT IT’S WORTH EVERY SECOND.

Professor Firefly Solves the Climate Change Debate

“Whatever it is, I’m against it!”

Alright students, listen up.  I’ve had all I can take of this Climate Change/Global Warming/Ice Caps receding/El Nina/El Nino/CO2 Good/CO2 Bad/Carbon Footprint/Carbon Offset/Cap and Trade/Crap and Trade nonsense.  In the words of Popeye the Sailor, “that’s all I can stands, I can’t stands no more!”

I know this is [...]

Manipulation

For years and years (and years) the Global Warming crowd has told us – over and over and over again – that it’s all about the science. We skeptics, no matter how legitimate our arguments, or how good our creditials, have been the ones “perverting science” – right? I don’t think that I am exaggerating [...]

That Gun Appears To Be…

Smmmmmoooookin!

OMG! OMG! OMG!

Here in the enviro world, we are all atwitter, like a bunch of thirteen year old girls who have just found out that the modern equivalent of David Cassidy is coming to our school.

SOMEBODY HACKED CRU!!!!!!

What? Why aren’t you jumping up and down?

LET ME REPEAT: SOMEBODY HACKED CRU!!!!!!!

OK. I’ll explain. (OMG! OMG! OMG!)

Calm [...]

Ignore It And It Will Go Away. Really!

Anyone who has worked at a newspaper, at just about any level, is familiar with “AP style”. Among other things, AP style dictates the hierarchical progression of the story. You begin with the most important aspects of the story and work your way down to the least important. There are two [...]

Radio Free Threedonia XIV — Travis Cohen

Fellow Right to Laugh veteran (and Ohio expatriate) Travis Cohen, tells tales of political correctness gone wrong, his agenda as the first “Jewpublican” candidate for President, and how using a word that rhymes with “giggles” can lead to daring escapes from a comedy gig. We somehow drifted off into conversations on Pearl Jam, “Under the [...]

WTF Video Redux

I happen to like this song (quite a lot).

Heck, this one, too.

Some people might even like this song.

Little Help For Veterans Day? Purty Please?

This weekend, I will be writing a Veterans Day speech for a politician friend of mine. It’s the tenth year in a row that I’ve written one for him. Both Veterans Day and Memorial Day are very important to him – he’s a great guy – and to me, by the way. So I have [...]

But This Wasn’t About Him

He’s still the smartest, handsomest, eloquentest, bestest President ever; and we are so lucky to have him, even though we are all too stupid to realize it. I’d like this on a t-shirt, please.

With a “Just kidding!” on the back.

Radio Free Threedonia XXIII — Motor City Shaker

Michigan Congressman Thaddeus McCotter, one of the fast-rising stars of the Republican party, graciously stops by RF3D this week, featuring guest panelist Stage Right from Big Hollywood.

In addition to sharing the most concisely articulate battle-plans for the GOP in the 21st century, Rep. McCotter — who seems as content to secure a recording contract and [...]

The Joys of Watching AFN

For those who have never been in the military, DOD provides a TV network called AFN for those deployed overseas. Instead of regular commercials during the breaks we get PSAs about OPSEC and this one about power of attorney. Behold the awesome power of Hercules!

Or this one called Chicken Knows Best…

What’s a Saturday without a Top Five???

Sincerely hope Wankette’s cold hasn’t lingered to the point she’s fallen and she can’t get up … out of bed (or off the floor). Till she makes her glorious return, though, a little somethin’-somethin’ to potentially keep us occupied. Also in honor of the 80s kids who boo-hoo’ed about being too young to appreciate the [...]

Threedonia’s Word of the Day

Pernicious: 2. a. Of a thing, action, intent, etc.: causing or likely to cause harm, esp. in a gradual or insidious manner; dangerous, destructive; evil. Also in weakened use: having a harmful influence; undesirable. OED 2d ed. Draft Revision of December 2008.

Example:

Dozens of U.S. Congress members have been targeted by ethics probes for behavior [...]