Chim-Chiminey, Chim-Chiminey Chim Chim CherOh My God!

A Bakersfield, CA woman — a doctor — tried to break into her “on-again/off-again boyfriend’s house last Wednesday — hereafter known as Ash Wednesday.

From AOL News:

A doctor involved in an “on-again, off-again” relationship apparently tried to force her way into her boyfriend’s home by sliding down the chimney, police said Tuesday. Her decomposing body was [...]

Feeling Hot Hot Hot

Airplanes are, by their nature, awfully beautiful things. And, fixed-wing airframes are far more attractive than their rotary-winged cousins. An Apache is scary as hell, but it’s not very sexy (sorry Outlaw). So, herewith is my top five sexiest fixed-wing aircraft of all time. For the record: I am none too committed to this list. [...]

Get Your Nerd On

Supersonic shock waves explained…the video is cool as well.

Book Review - Into the Storm

General (ret.) Fred Franks – 2008

Not a new book (published in 1997) but new to me and a fascinating read, Into the Storm: A Study in Command was co-authored by Tom Clancy and General (ret.) Fred Franks. Franks, if you’re not familiar with him, led VII Corps during the First Gulf War, the [...]

What To Get Outlaw For Christmas

The Sikorsky X-2 demonstrator set a new world speed record for rotary-winged aircraft today: 258 mph. The old record of 249 mph, set by a Westland Lynx (British, in other words) had stood for 24 years. Say it with me: U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!!!

No tail rotor, special anti-vibration technology, a pusher propeller and coaxial contra-rotating main [...]

Pure Energy!

Window On The Past

If you haven’t been there, allow me to suggest a trip to shorpy.com. Shorpy is a vast interwebs repository of vintage photographs. Not photos of great historical significance mind you, but rather pictures of everyday life. Most are very old, from the 19th century and early twentieth, but there some as late as the 70’s. [...]

This Is What It’s All About

Via BLACKFIVE comes this link and video regarding the Memorial Day speech of 1LT Dan Berschinski in his hometown of Peachtree, GA. The LT lost both his legs in an IED blast in Afghanistan.

Plus, He's a Nice Guy

Steve Moore, the “viral drummer” (featured here) is not only a hoot to watch, he’s also a decent, honorable fellow. Check out this quote from an interview he did with Philadelphia Weekly:

Q. Is it kind of like winning the lottery?

A. It really is, and I’ll tell you this — and this isn’t a [...]

All Hail The Viral Drummer!

He’s all over the web, so why not a stop at Threedonia?

When I was a kid, my musical instrument of choice was the drums. It didn’t take me long to realize that I sucked, and I put my sticks away. (Something to do with not possessing any sense of rhythm – which seems pretty discriminatory). [...]

Top 10 Fly-Bys

I confess I have seen some better buzz-jobs, but they aren’t committed to videotape or digits — at least as far as I know they aren’t. Most notable was an F-4 doing an approach to a taxi-way, and then initiating a go-around right over a group of photographers, knocking over stuff, blowing bags, hats [...]

Ignore at your own lunacy

When I heard Tom Petty really encouraged Mike Campbell to let the guitar rip on their upcoming Mojo album, never dreamed it’d be as ass-kicking as this. Seems to have inspired the rest of the band, too.

This Idea Has Legs and...

…other attractive aspects:

Proving that there is still hope for our educational system, a senior at Purdue University has devised a rather brilliant experiment. From Robert Spencer’s jihadwatch:

Iranian cleric Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi caused outrage and raised eyebrows around the world last week when he blamed earthquakes on scantily clad women rather than the movement of the [...]

Don't Ask, Don't Tell and Shut the Hell Up While You're At It

There’s some pretty disturbing video featured over at Big Journalism today. Applying the “what if Bush did this test” to the situation that developed over at Lafayette Park in D.C. yesterday, one can only conclude that if this kind of crap happened in 2008 rather than 2010 libs would be screaming “police state!” and “fascism!” [...]

Who Knew?

Somebody here probably knew. Perhaps everybody. (Since I’m generally the last person to know). But this gem from Lileks blew my mind. I mean, I loved the remake as much as anybody – I just didn’t have a clue that it WAS a remake.

On another note: Rufus is smoking crack today.

Rep. McCotter on Red Eye? Sure, but also returning to RF3D

Sunday, Sunday, Sunday — 2:15 PST at righttalkradio.com, taking calls at 877-942-2178. Till then, some more greatness from him to tide you over …

UPDATE: We’re on-air right now…

Biggest Loser

Marginal air quotes, celebrity, air quotes Jesse James cheated on his wife.  Jesse James’ wife is Sandra Bullock.  Jesse James is an idiot.

Hangin' on the telephone...

While her songs really seem to be blending into one long mix, Lady Gaga once again strikes video gold, this time with a little help from her friends. This one’s goin’ out to David Marcoe and his sophomoric lines about lesbians and -fritz-, who may or may not find value in this mini-movie…

In the words of the almighty Sen. Blutarsky

Ho-ly shi-tuh!!! Depending on what day it is and my mood – am I blues Eric or eclectic Eric? – my choice of favorite album ever vacillates between Exile on Main Street or London Calling (Fair Warning if I’m in a particularly pissy mood, but due to its miniscule-but-packing-a-powerful-punch length, must hit play again after [...]

You asked for it, part something or other

Veruckt, please enter drool phase…

Ask and ye shall receive

College Widow, who also kindly thanks G-Man for the challenge/inspiration, you rock!!!

Right Now, Back Then

I believe the statute of limitations has passed for the guys that did this flying. Who doesn’t love low passes by supersonic jet fighters? I mean besides commanders, safety folks and humorless tree hugging hippies.

Stolen from 67Cougar.

What A Hero Really Is…

H/T The Jawa Report

Harold Estes, Real American Hero

The sad thing about it is, the person this letter is intended for would consider him a tired senile old man…

Dear President Obama,
My name is Harold Estes, approaching 95 on December 13 of this year. People meeting me for the first time don’t believe my age because I remain wrinkle free and pretty much mentally [...]

The New Miss England

From The Jawa Report

A soldier who has served in Iraq has been officially crowned Miss England after the original winner relinquished the title last year to clear her name.

Congrats to L/Cpl Katrina Hodge! Jawa has a link to a bikini video if you are at all interested.

Yeah, I’m back in Iraq for those who [...]

When They Come Back

When They Come Back is a campaign that was started by five ladies from Texas who ask for everyone to put themselves in a Soldiers shoes boots. They combined talents and resources to express their gratitude to those who serve so we can enjoy the simple freedoms of daily life. Their vision is brought [...]

Healthy dose of BS

Call me kooky (or worse), but something tells me Tiger Woods wouldn’t have as much fun listing his tabloid rumors as Spears’ team did. Hate to admit it, Brit: pretty damn clever way to go on the defensive offensive.

The list culled mostly from U.S. and British websites, celebrity magazines and newspapers, included various reports of [...]

Don’t call it a comeback, though we’ve been here less than a year (BUMPED)

LIVE IN ABOUT AN HOUR – please set your online radios to www.righttalkradio.com from 2-4. We’ll all get through this together.

For those who have wondered just where Radio Free Threedonia disappeared to after October …

We at Team RF3D proudly announce our move to the bigger virtual pastures at Right Talk Radio (since it’s virtual, imagine [...]

Sure, no rollerskates …

… but damn!!!!

Just in case there was any doubt …

G-R-A-V-I-T-Y!

“On the 3rd planet from the Sun, I’ve been trying to get the funky job done!”

Wow!  Mighty Skip has just made my month!  And in a month that includes Christmas that’s sayin’ something’.  I really like James Brown and I am a big fan of his song, “Gravity.”  I hesitate to [...]

Flora Takes Revenge On Fauna

According to Live Science, more plants are meat eaters than originally thought. The list may include potatoes and petunias.

“We may be surrounded by many more murderous plants than we think,” said botanist Mark Chase, Keeper of the Jodrell Laboratory at the Royal Botanic Gardens at Kew in England.

I would say more about this topic, but [...]

A Graduation Speech

This speech is 12:10 long…and is worth every second. You owe it to yourself to watch the speech given by LTC Randolph White at the graduation from Basic Combat Training by America’s newest Infantrymen.

It’s a little old (circa 2006) but it’s still relevant and true…every single word.

Marisa Miller Thanks Me

…and a bunch of other folks, but mainly me. Yeah, I’m sure of it.

Thanks Harley Davidson and Marisa Miller for your support of those who are serving and have served in the past. You’re pretty cool even if South Park does call you “FAGS”.

Photos From The Front

From The Denver Post.

Photographer David Guttenfelder has witnessed and documented the changing landscape of Afghanistan. Although mostly embedded with coalition troops, he has also covered the presidential elections, bodybuilders in Kabul, the state of Afghan prisons and daily life in the country. Guttenfelder is the chief Asia photographer for The Associated Press and over the [...]

That Gun Appears To Be…

Smmmmmoooookin!

OMG! OMG! OMG!

Here in the enviro world, we are all atwitter, like a bunch of thirteen year old girls who have just found out that the modern equivalent of David Cassidy is coming to our school.

SOMEBODY HACKED CRU!!!!!!

What? Why aren’t you jumping up and down?

LET ME REPEAT: SOMEBODY HACKED CRU!!!!!!!

OK. I’ll explain. (OMG! OMG! OMG!)

Calm [...]

For those already missing baseball

Makin’ Her Daddy Proud

Sure, we could ask questions. We could wonder how anyone thinks of trying this in the first place. We could speculate on how much practice it took to perfect the technique and how much drinking was involved. We could consider whether or not her hips should be registered with the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and [...]

Ed Montana – Obamanation

I don’t think that many fellow Threedonians share my love of C&W, at least based on some of the comments in the past, but I guarantee that you’ll enjoy this one no matter what your musical tastes:

We Report – You Decide!

Veruckt asked for some hotforwords.com hubba-hubba and we are always happy to accomdate the V-Man – times 2. We also give you a question to accompany the above graphics. It will eventually be possible to imbed polls like the following directly into this here bloggy-thingy. For now, Floyd has set my level permissions [...]

These Are American Soldiers…

From ABC comes this STORY of an outpost being over-run and a fight to the death.

Flying into the besieged Afghan base during a nighttime firefight this weekend was a harrowing mix of overwhelming noise, stomach dropping maneuvers and shadows hurrying through the gloom.

When the chopper lifted off moments later with three wounded soldiers, it [...]

“Nostalgia is a way for people to feel safe.”

Hmmm, sounds a lot like good ol’ conservative values to me, in more ways than one. Suck it, ACLU.

This is what they want, this is what we get

International Olympic Committee, Threedonia salutes you!!! Ladies and gentlemen (guys), start your 2016 engines …

Finally, A Useful Study At a Major University!

Central Florida News reports that the University of Florida published a plan on how to respond to a zombie attack. The full story is here. This gives you the gist:

The author or authors of the report discussed the science of “zombie behavior spectrum disorder,” or ZBSD, and even encouraged university administrators to create a “UF Zombie Response [...]

Just For Outlaw and Stacie

Everybody else, just keep moving along. Nothing to see here…

It’s Time For Octoberfest!

Prost!