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A Bakersfield, CA woman — a doctor — tried to break into her “on-again/off-again boyfriend’s house last Wednesday — hereafter known as Ash Wednesday. From AOL News: A doctor involved in an “on-again, off-again” relationship apparently tried to force her way into her boyfriend’s home by sliding down the chimney, police said Tuesday. Her decomposing body was [...] The World Sauna Championships have ended in tragedy. From the BBC: Russian finalist Vladimir Ladyzhensky and Finnish rival Timo Kaukonen were both taken to hospital after collapsing and Mr Ladyzhensky later died. The competition was held in Heinola, 138km (86 miles) north of Helsinki. Its chief organiser, Ossi Arvela, said all the rules of the event had [...] Representative Sheila Jackson Lee (D) tells us all how proud she is that North and South Vietnam are living together in harmony…sort of like black and white keys on a piano. Also this week she spoke to the NAACP, where she is quoted as saying; And I thank you professor very much. I’m going to be [...] This is just sad… maybe the most bathetic thing I’ve ever read…. From The New York Times: Desperate heroin users in a few African cities have begun engaging in a practice that is so dangerous it is almost unthinkable: they deliberately inject themselves with another addict’s blood, researchers say, in an effort to share the [...] Don’t fall for it…. this is a denizen of Hell…. want proof? Here’s your proof — g-ddamn cats: Humane officials removed a dozen cats from a northwestern Pennsylvania home where a deputy coroner says the animals started eating the foot of an elderly man found dead there with his mother. Erie County Deputy Coroner Korac [...] Alleged Russian Spy, Anna Chapman Just ask Clayton Lonetree, if you can find him. The “Honey Pot” as explained by “Archer” Here’s the scoop courtesy of our good friends at STRATFOR The Dismantling of a Suspected Russian Intelligence Operation By Fred Burton and Ben West The U.S. Department of Justice announced June 28 that an [...] Not what usually comes to mind when the words “bow-chicka-bow-wow” are uttered. When Planned Parenthood is leading the class, the answer to that question ain’t all that hard to figure out. According to the story at Fox, some parents of adolescents who attended a sex eduction class at the local high school in Shenandoah, [...] From FOX NEWS Mexican drug cartels have set up shop on American soil, maintaining lookout bases in strategic locations in the hills of southern Arizona from which their scouts can monitor every move made by law enforcement officials, federal agents tell Fox News. The scouts are supplied by drivers who bring them food, water, batteries for [...] So what the hell is it? Can you guess? The doodles of a bored six year old perhaps? Somebody testing out a new ballpoint? Floyd’s attempt to draw up the official Threedonia organizational chart? What? I’ll give you a moment to ponder, and trust you to be honest enough to post your first guess in the [...] From the BBC: A German student “mooned” a group of Hell’s Angels and hurled a puppy at them before escaping on a stolen bulldozer, police have said. The man drove up to a Hell’s Angels clubhouse near Munich, wearing only a pair of shorts and carrying a puppy. He dropped his shorts and threw the dog, escaping on [...] I’m not sure I want to live in a world were this horrible movie is available on Blu Ray and Fort Apache, She Wore a Yellow Ribbon and many other movies aren’t. You can’t tell or convince me that this was a monetary decision. WTF?!? That movie is so bad, a hundred neckid women [...] Trying to explain quantum mechanics is like trying to teach someone to speak Swahili, a task that’s infinitely more difficult when you yourself understand about ten words of Swahili. Nevertheless, Rufus seems to be fascinated by the subject and, since we always try to keep RTF happy (i.e., distracted) here goes. Electrons are strange beasts. Since [...] Now maybe you woke up this morning and said to yourself “Self. Israel and Turkey might go to war spreading out to a wider Middle Eastern war and maybe involving Europeans. North and South Korea are this close to coming to blows over the DPRK’s sinking of a South Korean ship not to [...] I mean this guy could sell ice to the eskimos. In this “Funny or Die” clip, someone has convinced Kristen Bell (seen in Forgetting Sarah Marshall) to run around in lingerie, and Ed O’Neill (Married With Children, Modern Family) Share on Facebook “This is my rifle, this my gun! This one’s for fighting, this one’s bio-medical waste.” Britain has ceased to exist it seems. Get a load of this — from Liverpool. A military show was cancelled (sic) after town hall chiefs withdrew funding, because it didn’t meet their “diversity criteria”. The eighth annual Liverpool Military [...] Bemoan the environmental disaster in the gulf, health care reform, two wars – something truly awful has happened. Experian is looking to sing a new tune with the launch of a Web site called freecreditscore.com. In the process, the credit bureau is parting ways with the band made popular in its ubiquitous freecreditreport.com ads, and kicking [...] The last kid from Indonesia who smoked is our dear leader. This kid smokes 2 packs a day. I don’t know whether to be appalled or amazed. I think I’m both. From the Daily Mail: Taking a deep drag on his cigarette while resting on the steering wheel of his truck, he [...] Good news everybody! The Food Safety and Inspection Service of the Department of Agriculture has finally gotten off the dime. The MSM missed the story (of course), but we’ve got you covered at Threedonia. From Monday’s Federal Register: “The Food Safety and Inspection Service (FSIS) is proposing to revise the Federal meat inspection regulations to permit [...] Today I’ve decided to have a little contest. Who is the creepiest pitchman? In the red corner weighing in at 95 lbs, hailing from Arlington, TX… the dancing guy from Six Flags And in the white corner, weighing 185 lbs, coming to us from parts unknown…the Burger King Who’s creepier? Let’s get ready to rumble! Share [...] As whacked out as Vajazzling is — and it is. This is beyond the pale. Edits in bold by me. A WEBSITE in Britain called crabrevenge (dot) com says it sells pubic lice. Crabrevenge (dot) com (WARNING: Contains material that may offend) reportedly does not endorse giving “crabs” to people, saying the lice are for [...] Via: Jawa Report I’m pretty sure that calling for revolt against the government of the United States is refered to as seditious acts. Now everyone is entitled to their opinion about how the nation came to be and their interpritation of history. But when you take that opinion and then agitate for revolt, [...] VIA The Jawa Report I thought that this HAD to be a joke, that nobody would approve something like this. Not so much though. A decision by a Lower Manhattan community board this week gives the go-ahead for a $100 million mosque to locate beside the Ground Zero site. But not everyone is happy with the [...] VIA GATEWAY PUNDIT NATO Commanders are pushing for a new “courageous restraint” award to recognize and celebrate the troops who exhibit extraordinary courage and self-control by not using their weapons even when their lives are at risk. Back when I was but a wee lad, I would pester my mom during trips to the grocery store for a couple of dollars to by a model airplane. Usually made by companies with cool names and logos like HAWK and Aurora, the “scale” models usually weren’t that to scale and weren’t too accurate [...] Hey everybody! Let’s go on a field trip! Whoa Whoa Whoa! Not so fast whitey. I may not understand it because it’s a “Black thing” whatever the hell that is. But I do understand where racism mostly resides today– the right hand of this country knows EXACTLY what the left hand is [...] Cpl. of Horse, Craig Harrison of the Household Cavalry Regiment Collect This guy is bad ass. From theDaily Mail: An army sniper has earned a place in military history by killing two Taliban machine gunners from more than a mile and a half away. Craig Harrison’s record breaking shots felled the insurgents with consecutive bullets – [...] Do NOT get drunk in China. From The Sun: A CHEF has died after an EEL was put up his bum. Shocked doctors in Sichuan, China, found the sea creature in the 59-year-old man’s rectum after his death, it has been reported. The 50cm long Asian swamp eel was allegedly inserted into the unnamed man’s bottom, after [...] I always wanted to be a cartoonist, but the inability to draw is something of a handicap. However, might as sample everything at least once, right? And hey – it’s better than man-boobage. Share on Facebook The things one sees on a sleepless night watching Silver Streak on AMC. This product had a minute long commercial. It “works in 4 minutes” and is “better than pills” and is “covered by Medicare Part XXX” or something. Gee what do you think it does? That’s right it “returns meaning [...] Ladies, gentlemen, and Rufus… I bring you Queers for Palestine. I shit you not. That’s not just gay. It’s retarded. Share on Facebook Share on Facebook
For the past 16 hours I’ve been holed up in threedonia world headquarter’s subterranean lab, trying to make sense out of this Jesse James deal. While there is absolutely no doubt that Jesse James is a douche of epic proportions, a complete and utter tool; there is the question of where his ineptness [...] Marginal air quotes, celebrity, air quotes Jesse James cheated on his wife. Jesse James’ wife is Sandra Bullock. Jesse James is an idiot. Share on Facebook If you spend any time at Lileks – or just have hip friends – you’ve already seen this. But, until now, you did not know that the tralalalalala guy is really our own Floyd R. Turbo. (Sorry for outing you Floyd, but we all voted on the new transparency policy that will henceforth govern Threedonia and [...] It seems the Ghost Whisperer likes to have jewels glued to her special place. “What’s that?!?” you say. Share on Facebook If you’re like me, and face it you know you wish you were… you probably wake up and go Dammit! When will they remake Sam Peckinpah’s Straw Dogs? When was the last film with a graphic rape scene perpetrated by ingrown English hicks? I mean — think Deliverance except heterosexual and with [...] OK ladies, here’s a scenario to ponder. If you’re not single, imagine for a moment that you are. You meet a fella, are somewhat attracted to him and pursue the relationship. Eventually, that attraction grows to the point that you decide that it’s time to do the nasty with your new found love. He warns [...] In case you missed it, riddle me this: Now that we’re going to put the Iraq War firmly in the victory column, which it appears we are, guess who gets credit for winning the war? Outlaw and his comrades who have been putting their asses on the line? Nope. George W. Bush, who had the stones to stand behind [...] and none of them are good. …Put your feet up, y’all come back now…hear! Yeah, I put my feet on the furniture here where I work. But I think I know the difference between a crappy government desk in a dirty office in Iraq and an historic piece of furniture in the Oval Office that [...] …to get a set of pom-poms? From the Seattle Times Weekly: Benjamin Grundy is a student at Garfield-Palouse High School (local population: 1,100) who says the school is discriminating against his wishes to do what all the other cheerleaders are doing. Namely, dance, wave pom-poms, wear a proper uniform and not just stand like there like a [...] From BlackFive If you ever hear anyone ask why on earth we should be fighting these monsters in Afghanistan, I want you to think of this… They attached a bomb to my sister Nahida. They tied rectangular pieces to both her arms, and a black strip was wrapped around both her legs. Then they connected the whole thing. [...] What to get the 9-year old that has everything? Noah Cyrus (Miley’s kid sis) Lingerie. No shit. Go to the link for more info… Our current economic situation is but a symptom of a deeper crisis. h/t: BoingBoing Share on Facebook Wonder if this is good or bad for John Nolte’s Tru(e) Crime fixes… Share on Facebook |
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