Monday Night Mashup: Winter Star

Those of you who are into ’90s music will appreciate this: some mad genius mashed up Smash Mouth’s “All Star” and the Tori Amos piano ballad “Winter”. And in some inexplicable way, they fit together really well. Yes, this is just the kind of insanity the Internet does so brilliantly. Don’t even try to figure […]

Abner Somebody... Abner Normal

Joshua Lee Long (26) of Penn Township, PA

With the thoughts he’ll be thinkin’ he could be another Lincoln… If he only had a brain! Oh wait.

When police showed up at a vacant trailer-home in Penn Township, Pa., last month, neighbor Pat Beck was worried something might be wrong.

Their presence seemed even […]

Yeah...wait, what?

“Love is love”. So very progressive:

I’m Chris Hansen. Why don’t you take a seat over here?

h/t Imgur

Monday Open Thread

Saving up for my next purchase from an antique store in Orange County.

Tumblr Dumblr: Relationship Intolerance Edition

So bisexuals who enter into relationships with the opposite sex are traitors and should be shunned. Welcome to the new fascism.

But remember, it’s conservatives who didn’t want to redefine marriage who need to “stay out of our bedroom”.

Tumblr Dumblr: Demonic Post-Halloween Edition

“Demonkin”. No, that’s not a joke. There are millennials out there who actually think they are demons in human bodies. Even though the most evil thing they’ve ever done is insult someone from behind their laptop screen. This is where the liberal “I identify as” bullshit gets us, people.

Thursday Open Thread

The good news is… we’re back up. The bad news? The backup server may have just been destroyed too. Who needs 8 years of comments and posts?