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Marginal air quotes, celebrity, air quotes Jesse James cheated on his wife. Jesse James’ wife is Sandra Bullock. Jesse James is an idiot. Share on Facebook If you spend any time at Lileks – or just have hip friends – you’ve already seen this. But, until now, you did not know that the tralalalalala guy is really our own Floyd R. Turbo. (Sorry for outing you Floyd, but we all voted on the new transparency policy that will henceforth govern Threedonia and [...] It seems the Ghost Whisperer likes to have jewels glued to her special place. “What’s that?!?” you say. Share on Facebook If you’re like me, and face it you know you wish you were… you probably wake up and go Dammit! When will they remake Sam Peckinpah’s Straw Dogs? When was the last film with a graphic rape scene perpetrated by ingrown English hicks? I mean — think Deliverance except heterosexual and with [...] OK ladies, here’s a scenario to ponder. If you’re not single, imagine for a moment that you are. You meet a fella, are somewhat attracted to him and pursue the relationship. Eventually, that attraction grows to the point that you decide that it’s time to do the nasty with your new found love. He warns [...] In case you missed it, riddle me this: Now that we’re going to put the Iraq War firmly in the victory column, which it appears we are, guess who gets credit for winning the war? Outlaw and his comrades who have been putting their asses on the line? Nope. George W. Bush, who had the stones to stand behind [...] and none of them are good. …Put your feet up, y’all come back now…hear! Yeah, I put my feet on the furniture here where I work. But I think I know the difference between a crappy government desk in a dirty office in Iraq and an historic piece of furniture in the Oval Office that [...] …to get a set of pom-poms? From the Seattle Times Weekly: Benjamin Grundy is a student at Garfield-Palouse High School (local population: 1,100) who says the school is discriminating against his wishes to do what all the other cheerleaders are doing. Namely, dance, wave pom-poms, wear a proper uniform and not just stand like there like a [...] From BlackFive If you ever hear anyone ask why on earth we should be fighting these monsters in Afghanistan, I want you to think of this… They attached a bomb to my sister Nahida. They tied rectangular pieces to both her arms, and a black strip was wrapped around both her legs. Then they connected the whole thing. [...] What to get the 9-year old that has everything? Noah Cyrus (Miley’s kid sis) Lingerie. No shit. Go to the link for more info… Our current economic situation is but a symptom of a deeper crisis. h/t: BoingBoing Share on Facebook Wonder if this is good or bad for John Nolte’s Tru(e) Crime fixes… Share on Facebook From CDR Salamander comes this story of a guy who showed up at a party honoring Houston’s new mayor. In a linked photo over there his uniform has him as a Brigadier General (One Star). Yeah, if that douche is a one-star then I’m Neil Armstrong. Head on over to Salamander’s place for the [...] Most of you by now have heard that Pat Robertson blamed Haiti’s “pact with the devil” for the earthquake. Here’s the clip. Sorry to use a lefty conspiracy clip, but it’s the shortest one available and is light on editorial comment believe it or not: How Old Testament. Well it seems he’s not [...] Floyd Here: This is also him — after his IVF: Big Journalism’s latest contributor, that is – only with a considerably better picture than what y’all are used to. And no, they don’t know what they’ve just got themselves into… Share on Facebook Not going to be everyone’s cup-o-tea (and NOT suitable for work – that little girl is going to have her mouth washed out with boiling lye!) but I suspect I’ll like it. Besides, any movie that brings back the “Banana Splits” theme has gotta be kick ass.
Share on Facebook Christopher Lee, Charlemagne, heavy metal, symphonic music, singing… What about this could go wrong? From the A.V. Club: Videogum and The Guardian have the news that the 87-year-old actor plans to release a “symphonic metal” album about the life and career of Charlemagne, the first Holy Roman Emperor and a direct ancestor of Lee himself. “To my [...] Interpol is an international police agency started in the early 1920s to act as a clearinghouse of information. It can be an invalubale in today’s transnational crime environment. It also, however, has been working in conjunction with The International Criminal Court as well as helping foreign governments who believe in universal jurisdiction — that [...] A fitting tribute to those noble warriors of the southwest, the Apache. Actually I feel the tribe has grounds for a lawsuit for this and the Sugar Hill Gang’s version of this song. The instrumental version by Jimmy Thackery is quite cool however. Happy New Year everyone! Good riddance to 2009 that’s for [...] Check out the Girl Scouts new aggressive marketing scheme… H/T Theo Spark Share on Facebook US District Judge Nina Gershon has granted ACORN’s request for a preliminary injunction which directs the federal government to ignore Section 163 of the continuing appropriations bill passed by Congress last October (S. 163). S. 163 ordered that: None of the funds made available by this joint resolution or any prior Act may be provided to the [...] A story at Politico begins: Executives at National Public Radio recently asked the network’s top political correspondent, Mara Liasson, to reconsider her regular appearances on Fox News because of what they perceived as the network’s political bias, two sources familiar with the effort said. So, does NPR believe that Ms. Liasson contributes to what they perceive as [...] Even I thought I might just be succumbing to paranoia when I wrote a post the other day on the gate-crashing incident at the White House. (Note the title.) When oh when will I learn that I must never ever doubt myself and my super-conspiracy-sniffing ability? Desirée Rogers is the White House social secretary, and she was [...] Someday in San Francisco you may get to. Public sex tents? Now there’s an idea that should have been shot down the second it was announced from the mouth of a member of the “leather community” in response to complaints about public sex at Folsom Street Fair and its smaller sibling fair, Up Your Alley. Instead, it [...] Andrew McCarthy at The Corner has this…. he says someone should “walk the plank”… I’d prefer tarring and feathering. Do not read the link until you take a stiff drink and separate yourself from your breakables…. Here’s a taste: It’s been brought to my attention by several reliable sources that the Defense Department [...] What has happened to Sammy Sosa since he retired from baseball? No really. WTF happened to Sammy Sosa?!? So in football season I’m a little slow on the baseball news. Holy crap! If I used that skin cream you could see my organs. I’d be like Slim Goodbody — except I’m not slim [...] For those of you who were shocked by the COS of the Army’s statement about Major Husan and the loss of our multi-culturalism, we have this doozy of a story courtesy of Uncle Jimbo over at BLACKFIVE Navy SEALs have secretly captured one of the most wanted terrorists in Iraq — the alleged mastermind of the [...] Oh, goodie, another Rush live album. Not just any ol’ studio album-tour-live album-live DVD, rinse-cycle-repeat variety live album, either. No, no. Why buck band tradition with something like that during the holiday season when a non-concert compilation of many shows through the years will be more than enough, thank ya kindly. Please, Geddy, Alex and Neil, [...] Code Pink’s website has a letter that you can personalize and send to President Obama. Here’s a line from it: The recent shootings at Ft. Hood and the resignation of top Foreign Service officer Matthew Hoh demonstrate how even our military officers are opposed to US strategy in Afghanistan. Imagine the mindset of a women who can [...] Would someone tell this idiot that “all men are created equal” and that we don’t bow? We. DO NOT BOW. How difficult is that to understand? I can only conclude that he’s an idiot or that he will one day expect bows in return. Perhaps he’s waiting for KIm Jong Il [...] For those of you who are just now awakening to the persistent strain of PC that is currently running through our military, I present this story via CDR Salamander The Potemkin Color Guard I happen to like this song (quite a lot). Heck, this one, too. Some people might even like this song. Share on Facebook Anyone who has ever watched the show MXC knows that the Japanese are capable of some pretty strange stuff, and this is one of those strange things. Of course it would help figure it out if I spoke Japanese, but I don’t so there you go. Share on Facebook Last Sunday in my weekly Sunday Gospel post Rufus, The College Widow (TCW) and Stephanie had a brief colloquy on the relative merits — or lack thereof of “the guitar mass” as compared to Mass being played with organ, piano, etc. Here is an especially “good” example of TCW’s complaint: Oh my Catholic brothers and [...] … blah-blah-blah and exactly what is Sting smoking these days??? Very glad to have finally seen the Police a couple years ago, but that was mainly so I could witness the percussion genius of Stewart Copeland fairly up-close and personal. Sting, though? Let’s just say that while I own the majority of his solo output (and [...] Is listening to the theme song to the kids show “Barney” over and over torture? How about Britney Spears? This story from the LA Times details several “artists” attempts to ascertain if their “music” was used in torturing prisoners held at Gitmo. I especially enjoy the title of the piece, which conjures up a [...] This is a music video from the band Yes. Made in 1984, even back then it caused me to exclaim WTF? This song kicks ass, but I dare anyone to explain what this video is supposed to be about. Share on Facebook It’s amazing what one can learn off these here Internets. Prepping for a lecture on state corrections costs and healthcare I came across this wonderful website — and by “wonderful” I mean it made me despair, pull my hair out and reinforced my growing detestation of our current political structure — federal and state. [...] By clicking below, you acknowledge that Threedonia bears no responsibility for any resulting heart attack, stroke, blood-pressure spike or injuries resulting from a graceful swoon (in the case of Wankette and others of the gentler sex). Share on Facebook Buck up, though, world. If four years of Carter gave us Reagan, can’t even begin to imagine to whom the Obama years will lead. Pipe down re. 16 more years of Chavez-inspired Obama, you piper-uppers … Share on Facebook Apparently affirmative action is a truly international phenomenon. President Barack Obama has been awarded the Nobel Peace Prize. No. Really. Share on Facebook |
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