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All I Wanta Do Is Have Some Fun…

Outlaw13 — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 13:39:14 +0000

If you live in LA County don’t throw a Frisbee or a football on the beach, unless you’ve got $1000 you don’t need.

LOS ANGELES (CBS) — When you head down to the beach for a little fun this summer, county officials want you to leave the pigskin at home.

The Board of Supervisors this [...]

Mother Issues

Floyd — Sun, 05 Feb 2012 03:50:05 +0000

Life imitates art…

A Tucson, Ariz., man was arrested after a foul odor led police to discover he had been living with his mother’s decomposing corpse.

“The person was found in a bathtub, I believe, and may have either been bound or was found in some circumstance [for police] to believe she may not [...]

Maybe if we Wish Real, REAL Hard…

trzupr — Thu, 12 Jan 2012 21:02:45 +0000

How stupid is the bureaucratic beast? This stupid: the EPA is fining oil companies $6.8 million for not adding cellulosic ethanol to gasoline as REQUIRED BY LAW! The punch line? Cellulosic ethanol doesn’t actually exist.

This all stems from the inaccurately named “Energy Security and Independence Act of 2007” which mandates the use of [...]

Dear LA Times: W Magazine = Also Racist?

Wankette — Thu, 12 Jan 2012 17:25:52 +0000

Remember the recent flap over the Michelle Obama-as-Marie Antoinette? via the LA Times:

The caricature of Obama as a profligate queen relies on the racist stereotype of an “uppity Negro,” which emerged among slave masters in an earlier American era. Obama, born into a working-class Chicago family whose roots are traced to the pre-Civil War [...]

Myocardial Infraction

Floyd — Thu, 12 Jan 2012 14:25:50 +0000

Ay caramba! Mexican medics are drawing catcalls after they dropped a heart being rushed to a hospital for a transplant.

Mexico City police say they used a helicopter to deliver the heart in “a rapid, precision maneuver.” But after exiting the chopper, a medic stumbled and the plastic-wrapped heart tumbled out of a cooler onto [...]

This kind of sneaked by a lot of people…

Outlaw13 — Fri, 06 Jan 2012 02:18:37 +0000

We have things classified top secret because????

From The Washington Times via Neptunus Lex

OBAMA TO SHARE SECRETS

President Obama signaled Congress this week that he is prepared to share U.S. missile defense secrets with Russia.

In the president’s signing statement issued Saturday in passing into law the fiscal 2012 defense authorization bill, Mr. Obama [...]

What Can You Do With $40?

Floyd — Thu, 22 Dec 2011 17:50:12 +0000

Two of these I guess….

Obama is off his rocker. From WhiteHouseDossier.com:

President Obama is stepping up his PR war against House Republicans with a just-scheduled 12:15 pm ET appearance at the White House to tout a new campaign highlighting the tax break families will lose if the partial payroll tax holiday is not [...]

Crack Kills

Floyd — Wed, 21 Dec 2011 16:48:51 +0000

I am NOT my brother’s keeper:

A South Carolina man’s brother died after police said he was forced to eat cocaine hidden in his brother’s backside.

Both brothers were taken into custody on allegations they had drugs in their car.

But police told Charleston, S.C., TV station WCIV there were additional drugs hidden in 23-year-old [...]

I Guess It All Depends On What You Consider The Workplace

Outlaw13 — Sat, 10 Dec 2011 14:03:02 +0000

For thsoe of you who didn’t see this last week…one of the most absolutely stupid and politically corrrect pronouncements that has ever come out of Washington.

Lawmakers Blast Administration For Calling Fort Hood Massacre ‘Workplace Violence’

Published December 07, 2011

Sen. Susan Collins on Wednesday blasted the Defense Department for classifying the Fort Hood massacre [...]

Repeat After Me… “Honey, Can We Please Move?”

Floyd — Sat, 10 Dec 2011 06:46:00 +0000

One would think asking a spouse to move away from a bad neighborhood to a better neighborhood would be a matter of conversation — perhaps some disagreement or negotiation in most marriages… one would think… unless one was married to this freak:

She split her own lip with a pin, scraped her knuckles with sandpaper [...]