Class warfare

Kathleen Parker today on “The Final Hours”.

A friend’s late-night call cast light on the undecided’s milieu. She was filling out her ballot at home and had made every choice but one. The presidential ticket.

“I just can’t quite bring myself to do it. I hate Sarah Palin. Help me out here.”

I laughed. I refilled my glass. [...]

DIY Toast Costume

Here.

Steyn Song o’ the Week: Witchcraft

 

Oh, that voo-doo that he-do so well… from www.steynonline.com

A Halloween Song for the Season
by Cy Coleman and Carolyn Leigh
I’ve always loved songs that use magic as an image of romantic seduction and intoxication. Cole Porter got in on it early in “You Do Something To Me” (1928):

Let me live ’neath your spell
Do do
That voodoo
That you [...]

Palin Priorities

Yeah, sure she’s down by 3 and the election is only 4 days away, but gol’ darn it, that’s no reason the kids should miss out on Halloween.

(from FoxNews)

LATROBE, PA –Sarah Palin is doing a bus tour of Pennsylvania today making her first stop here before heading east across this must-win state that the GOP ticket [...]

Don’t Feel Like Wearing a Costume? Dress Your Car!

For more info go to http://www.carthedral.com/carthedral/index.htm

Happy Obamaweeeeen!

Behold the Barack O Lantern.

Photo by Kristin Krisky via morgueFile

Problem: You Love Kiss, but You’re Dead… No Problem!

For just $4,500 you can spend eternity with Gene and the boys.

(from kisskasket.com)

The “KISS® Kasket” is completely covered with a specially laminated photomural that features the KISS® logo and the images of the band members. The words “KISS® Forever” are imprinted on the side of the casket. In addition, “KISS® Kasket” can also be used [...]

When Pumpkins Go Bad

Everyday Superheroes

(text and pictures from oddee.com.  Witty, italicized captions by rufus)

Superbarrio (Mexico)

“Yo quiero uno burrito, mucho grande.  Yo tengo muy hombre.”

He’s faster than a speeding turtle, able to leap small speed bumps in a single bound. Look, up in the sky … Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it’s Superbarrio — a flabby caped [...]

Toast post: A neceesary part of Halloween survival

I hope you started your Halloween off with toast…

I didn’t want my children to go into any kind of diabetic coma today, so I was making eggs for breakfast, Derek jumped in and added fried potatoes and heavily buttered toast, so now we will go into a cardiac arrest from all of the cholesterol, that [...]

Goya’s Black Paintings

Saturn

Goya was ill and isolated in his later years (1820-24) and painted a series of works now called his “Black Paintings”. No 20th century artist approached Goya or Theodore Gericault for downright creepiness. They’re all cribbing off these guys who are cribbing from Bosch 300 some odd years earlier. The above is [...]

This guy doesn’t think much of Halloween …

… but he shouldn’t have dragged toast into it.

Halloween smudges its greasy thumbprint on your eyeglasses. Halloween is ingrained B.O. you can’t wash away. It’s rancid butter on moldy toast. It’s fly spots on your pie meringue.

Photo by Nicolas Raymond via morgueFile

Vote: Scariest Non-Costume

In the spirit of the holiday OMG has assembled 45 of the worst celebrity fashion faux pas’.  Scary stuff, Kiddies!

http://omg.yahoo.com/photos/fashion-frightfest/2415?nc#id=1

 

Last Minute Costume Idea for Outlaw13

Brandon Streng made a poster size, cardboard image of his facebook page with a cutout where his picture should be.

Top 5 Scary Movies You Haven’t Seen

 

(from wired original article features youtube clips of the movies!)

 It’s Halloween — a time of year when “scariest movie” lists haunt the internet like so many kernels of uneaten candy corn.

But, you’ve seen The Exorcist, The Shining, Halloween and Rosemary’s Baby. So, Wired.com is offering up a quick list of titles you might not have [...]

Toast post: Toast going high-brow in nursery school

A linen tablecloth covers the oblong table hiding long-standing stains from crayons and play-dough. Instead of serving goldfish crackers and water, our children have place settings and eat warm food like whole-grain toast with honey butter or fluffy waffles and maple syrup. Later we have a second course of cut fruit and vegetables, raisins and [...]

This Post Also Toasted

Halloween? How about the other major holidays?

Halloween: Traditional observation or safe and bright?

I live in a county divided.

I’m not talking about politics, here, though it is divided along party lines too. No, I’m talking about a much more serious and deep division that shows no signs of healing.

When to conduct trick or treating.

The more urban third of the county has official trick or treating hours on the [...]

Downey Dons Costume – $318.3M Buys a Lot of Treats

” I hear Mrs. Robertson is giving out full-size Snickers!”

(from Fandango)

Robert Downey Jr. will strap on his metal suit to join the superhero team effort “The Avengers” in addition to “Iron Man 2,” Marvel Studios announced Tuesday.

Downey is reprising his role as billionaire genius Tony Stark from last summer’s blockbuster “Iron Man,” with the sequel [...]

I Rebuke Thee, Chuck and Floyd!

Today is Halloween.  One of the greatest days of the year.  The Little Fireflies can’t wait to run home from school, don their costumes and start trick or treating.  The Firefly abode is decked out in spider webs, pumpkins and ghouls.  Even the Firefly mongrels are sporting themed bandanas.  Yet, what do my blogging compadres [...]

Happy Halloween!

Toast post: Mother said don’t play with your toast …

…but you’re a grown up now so go ahead.

Photo by Paul Anderson via morgueFile

We Don’t Need Another (Anti) Hero

One of the depressing aspects of modernity and post modernity is the rise and normalization of the anti-hero. The rise would not be depressing if it were not for the simultaneous rise of the celebration of anti-heroes as “heroes”. Anti-heroes are fine so long as folks recognize the difference from heroes in pursuit [...]

Man in black really was man in shades of gray

Johnny Cash meets with President Richard Nixon. The topic? Cash was there to advocate for prisoners’ rights.

Eric, alludes to it in his post below, but I think it deserves to be expanded.  It’s mistake for the right or the left to try to claim Johnny Cash. This was a complex individual. A man who recorded [...]

Celebutards Strike Back

This time the message is “vote” instead of “don’t vote”. Get it? And then tell 5 friends… like this…

NYU Needs Me ‘n You

Chuck, Floyd and I have all been in the position of being students and needing to lean on outsiders for help to get projects done.  A team of researchers from NYU have found our humble blog.  Since some of our posts center on politics, and they noticed we have a well-educated, politically savvy readership (that’s YOU!), they [...]

Mind Your Betters

(h/t publius804)

If you’ve seen this video, then you’ll probably appreciate the above parody.

The Man … black or otherwise

Picked up Johnny Cash’s America yesterday (a more complete review once I watch the DVD this weekend) and even though the liner notes tout interviews with Snoop Dogg, Sheryl Crow and other members of the Kool-Aid KKKrowd (up yours, Cube, I’m taking it back for creative purposes) like John Mellencamp, Al Gore and Tim [...]

Democrat? Dream On!

Joe Perry — Republican. Yes… THAT Joe Perry.

h/t: Michelle Malkin

OK… and here’s Train Kept a Rollin’ from MTV Unplugged.

Republican? Havana Daydreamin’!

 Jimmy Buffet, Democrat Yes… THAT Jimmy Buffet.

It doesn’t surprise me that more musicians, especially rock musicians, are not Republicans.  What does surprise me is that they would back any party at all.  Isn’t rock all about revolt, revolution, anti-authority?  How is either monolithic, entrenched, PAC and lobbyist infested party anti-authoritarian?  Aren’t both parties the bleedin’ definition [...]

Buttons Switches Campaigns

This is an interesting piece from Wendy Button, former speech writer for Obama, Biden, Clinton and Edwards on why she is leaving the Democratic party and voting for John McCain.  Here’s the conclusion, but the whole thing is worth a read:

Governor Palin and I don’t agree on a lot of things, mostly social issues. But I have [...]

Toast post: There’s more than “powdered toast man?”

Men as toast types? Hmmmm.

But what about whole wheat? I see myself as a whole wheat toast kind of guy.

(And if you’re someone that sees a double entendre round every corner, you might want to read the “buttered toast” entry in private.)

Photo by keyseeker via morgueFile

Sundae, Bloody Sundae!

Today Lileks has this picture on the bleat.  Wow!  That brought back memories.  We had a little ice cream hut near our house and sometimes in summer mom or dad would drive there and my sister and I would get to split a banana split and, being a boy, I got to keep the little, [...]

Breakfast of Rubes

Jolie vs. Pitt

 

(click to enlarge)

She’s got an Oscar but he’s worth $300,000,000 more AND he gets to sleep with Angelina Jolie; Pitt’s the winner!

Read the whole thing…

This List Goes to 12?

It’s not a bad idea for a list, and it’s comprehensive, but for Nigel’s sake couldn’t they have stopped at 11?

Like a Phoenix

 

Joaquin Phoenix says he’s through with acting.  Nothing personal, but this guy never clicked with me.  He’s probably a nice enough guy, but whenever I saw him in movies he seemed like a guy playing a character, not the character.  Oh well, I know nothing about acting and the folks who do think he’s got [...]

While My Game Controller Gently Weeps

I didn’t know there is an “AppleCorps Four,” and Giles Martin, son of George Martin is still in the game and that’s SIR Paul McCartney to you!

(from wired.com)

A Beatles-branded interactive music game along the lines of Rock Band and Guitar Hero will give gamers and music lovers a chance to play songs from every stage [...]

Toast a la Rube Goldberg

Lace ‘em Up!

 

Here are some good photos from Bike Kill V.  Click on the images to see larger versions.

Would You Like Extra Starch with Your Toast?

Fast forward to the 0:47 second mark.

Toast post: You gotta have it …

… because no one would eat just jam — even to fight cancer.

Photo by CF Kane

Rufus: Somebody has stolen your stolen image.

Rufus… your lawyers (the ones you pay) can go here.

Senator’s Sophistry, Secretary’s Solidity

I don’t usually do 9 minutes videos, but this is indicative of B.O.’s foreign policy analysis, then we’re in for a heap o’ trouble.

h/t: The Corner