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I’m putting together a crime, law/justice film course for next Spring and I’m certain I will show Fritz Lang’s 1931 film “M”. Here’s the final scene where Peter Lorre — before a kangaroo court convened by the Berlin underworld — gives his “testimony”. It is still a relevant film in its treatment of schizophrenia, child [...]

30 Rock? Two and a Half Men? Suck.

Mr. Sideous asks in the comments if Dillard’s music can be bought? Oh yes. It. Can.

Douchebag Galore

Matt Damon: James Bond is repulsive

Matt Damon was always a liberal, but I  don’t remember him spouting off at the rate he has now. That’s all fine, but as with most celebrity liberals, he needs to have the stick surgically removed from his ass.

“Bond is an imperialist and a misogynist who kills people and laughs about it, and [...]

Yes We Shall

 

If watching Ashton Kutcher break his neighborly pledge within the span of a week isn’t enough to fill your insides with a bit of warmth, here’s the best parody ever of the infamous celebrity Riefenstahl-esque “Yes We Can” video. Not sure if this hasn’t been posted yet, but it’s still worth another look. The [...]

Young Man Look at My Life…

I’m not a lot like you are.

Threedonians… raise your beer to Mr. Sidney Barrister.

Example 4,589,430 of the de-ballification of Western men.

Saturday Five: Album* Covers

(*that’s a vinyl iPod, for all you kids born after 1980) 

I tried to narrow it down.  Originally it had to be “Five Coolest Album Names That Are NOT Also A Song On The Album”, but that would’ve left out Breakfast in America & the coolest cover of all time:

Elton John came in with two [...]

The Price You Pay

Suppose I should be impressed a Democrat’s owning up to his mistake (or what certain fans think’s a mistake), but still think Springsteen’s looking for one more way to play up his “big week.” Eh, still give him credit for drawing back the curtains from his mansion on the hill to pay attention to [...]

The Super Bowl — A Biblical Approach

Since the Dallas Cowboys messed up their chance to be in the NFL playoffs — does God really care about the Super Bowl? Not all that much I’d wager. But the great homophobe pastor Rick Warren sent this Biblical study to his congregation to help determine which team God might favor. Tongue firmly in cheek. [...]

Friday Frivolity

We’ll Call This Planet… “Menopause”

This recently discovered planet — has “hot flashes”, wild swings in climate and is completely incompatible with human life.

Astronomers have found a planet with a galactic case of hot flashes. In just six hours, this planet four times the size of Jupiter heats up by more than 1,200 degrees, according to a study [...]

The Cheapest Super Bowl Pool Ever

Because, dear readers, it costs you nothing. Above is the official Threedonia Reader Super Bowl Squares. It’s final score only, and the prize? Chuck offered to send the winner his special-recipe buttered toast, but I’m not sure our liability insurance covers ptomaine poisoning. Instead, I will make the winner a video, on any subject he [...]

It’s Just a Flesh Wound

Not that it hasn’t been surreal living in the Prairie State for the past two months, but attending a performance of “Spamalot” on the evening that Blago got the Boot-o was surreal-squared. The cast, bless their souls, inserted a couple of Blago-mocks into the script, which everyone in the audience appreciated. This included, in [...]

Wanna Know What Gratitude Sounds Like?

h/t: Gateway Pundit

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Trzupr!!

I just spoke to Rich for the first time in my life.  Cat’s got a baritone more velvety than Lou Rawls!  Nothing like what I would have thought an Environmental Engineer would sound like.  If George Lucas needs a stand in for Lord Vader in “Star Wars VII, the Quest to Bleed More Blood [...]

El Blogging!

In what I believe is a Threedonia first I am blogging from a moving El train, about 15 feet above Chicago’s southwest side; the Orange line.  Anybody have a translation guide to gangland graffitti handy?

And it’s a balmy 14 degrees here!  All the cars are covered in grey and salt and there’s about [...]

Taking it in the Gut(feld)

Greg Gutfeld’s most recent Big Hollywood post is hilarious and disturbing, much like the Great One hisself (a caution, and don’t say you weren’t warned: if you’re not familiar with his humor, this may not be the way to introduce yourself).

Here’s the t-shirt it inspired, via tinypics.com:

You Had Me at “1 Pound of Guacamole”

The world’s first? and biggest? sports stadium made entirely from snack foods!  I love the United States of America!

The bacon wall is the most important part of the stadium, because it keeps the throngs of screaming fans, in this case chips, from falling on the field, in this case the guacamole and salsa.  [...]

Straight from DVD: The Dark Knight

Midway through Christopher Nolan’s tour de force comes the realization that you are no longer watching a movie, as much as experiencing one. It’s a ride – like watching Star Wars for the first time or Raiders of the Lost Ark – except this is no popcorn-chewer. This is a great film, a work [...]

Even Sandy Koufax Walked a Few Hitters

So I’m over at Big Hollywood, reading this post and trying to come up with just the right words to define the inanity when I see our own texacalirose’s name in the comments!  So I say to myself, “Self, relax.  Texacali is on the job.  Just go read her comment and in her typical, [...]