Now It’s Really Elementary

If you need any more proof that Los Angeles Unified Schools are screwed up then get a load of this from the L.A. Daily News:

With a focus on the healthy-eating agenda advocated by the first lady, a year-old elementary school in Panorama City was named Tuesday in honor of Michelle Obama.

The Los […]

Isn’t It Ironic?

The First Lady presented the Oscar for best motion picture of the year to a film about the rescue of U.S. personnel who worked at an embassy, that was under siege.

Alanis Morissette wept.

This May Come As A Shock

From This Ain’t Hell comes a link to a story from the NY Times…

…the First Lady intends to discuss with the Hollywood director’s guild and writer’s guild the importance of projecting a better image of the military in their products.

Say what you want, but they may actually listen to someone like her.


The Lovely Left

Poor Scott Baio.  He made the mistake of linking to this unflattering photo of Michelle Obama in his Twitter feed, and for that he must be punished—killed, in fact.

His comment on the photo?  “WOW.  He wakes up to this every morning.”

When the barrage against him begins, he tries to reason with […]

Mr. Hooper Would Approve

Nobody Knows But Jesus

Michelle Obama and Oprah are sacrificing to go to Copenhagen don’t ya know. I mean all the money she’s spening flying to Denmark on Air Force One to shill for the Chicago Olympics (I for one cannot wait for the bratwurst toss and the rhythmic back-shaving).

In her speech in Copenhagen today, First Lady […]


“Yes honey, that outfit makes your ass look big.”

For the love of Mike… You’re the First Lady. Could you at least dress like you don’t shop at Goodwill? I think that belt came off a half-track. Some outfits are so grotesque even men have to say something. She wore it at her speech […]

Obama is Not His Brother’s Keeper (Classic Threedonia)

“Tony Rezko does not live next door”

“Tony Rezko does not live next door”

Floyd Here: Originally posted by Rufus on 08/21/08 — one of my favorites Rufus here: I wrote the original. Thanks for reposting, Floyd!

This article in the London Telegraph has recently sparked a lot of discussion. I also think it’s […]

Would You Like Some Risotto With That?

I’m not entirely sure this is true.  (Snopes doesn’t say, so I’m assuming it is.)*

Say, "government cheese!"

Recently, Michelle Obama went to serve food to the homeless at a government-funded soup kitchen.

Eating a bowl of soup at a homeless shelter: $0

Being served that soup by Michelle Obama: $0

Using your $600 […]